DISCLAIMER: I don't own FF8 or slayers so don't sue me
WHATEVER
Squall was lying down on his bed the dormitory, after the big battle with ultimacia there hadn't been much to do, Cid had gone on a honeymoon with edea and had made squall the temporary principal and it wasn't a very easy job, what's more his best friend were all away, Rinoa had gone back to see her father ( general caraway), zell and seifer had gone to esthar to investigate some monster troubles, Irvine won a holiday trip and had gone with selphie and questis was on a field camping trip to train rookies.
Squall: I'm bored.
Squall had to do a shitload of stuff when he became the principal, paperwork, first year student introduction speech, more paper work, timetable organization and more paperwork. And when he finally had some freetime, he couldn't spend it with his best friends.
Squall: might as well do something. (squall sits up and turns on the tv)
???: Pikachu! I choose you!
*click*
???: A.T FIELD!
*click*
???: HENTAI!!!!!!!
*click*
???: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!
Squall: this looks interesting.
(squall watches on, soon, he gets sleepy and falls asleep)
???: Squall...squall...
Squall: Huh who's calling me? It is you mother?
???: well technically, I AM THE LORD OF NIGHTMARES!
Squall: Huh? Ain't that the all powerful being in that show, whatitscalled, Shiters.screwers.
L-sama: SLAYERS!!!
Squall: oh yeah, but am I in a dream?
L-sama: yes, but I'm real, and so is the slayer's world....
Squall: go on
L-sama: lately, there hasn't been much going on over there and since I'm the lord of nightmares blah blah blah I'm sending you over there to liven things up.
Squall: Wait you can't do this to me!
L-sama: oh yes I can, and don't worry I'm not sending you there unarmed, you'll have your gunblade and theses.
(Suddenly two shiny objects appear in squall's hands.)
Squall: hey these are Duracell batteries!
L-sama: Those may look like Duracell batteries but there are not, you are aware of the dragon slave are you not?
Squall: that spell thing in the show?
L-sama: If you put one in your hand and say the words "dragon slave" you can cast it, so with one in each hand, you can cast two at once.
Squall: oh..cool.
L-sama: There's more, hold one in your hand together with your gunblade and say the words "ragna blade" and your gunblade will turn into an almighty dark sword, when you wake up, you'll be in the slayer's world, I'll contact you after a while.
Squall: anything else I need to know?
L-sama: oh yeah,if you put those two "giga amulets" as I like to call them together in one hand and say the words "giga slave" you can call me up but only do it if there's an emergency. GO NOW! YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!
Squall: I'm pretty sure that's a line from a mov... (before squall can say anything else, he blackouts)
(squall wakes up to find himself in a country side)
Squall: where am I?
TBC
AUTHOR'S NOTES: so how do you like it so far? Please review!
WHATEVER
Squall was lying down on his bed the dormitory, after the big battle with ultimacia there hadn't been much to do, Cid had gone on a honeymoon with edea and had made squall the temporary principal and it wasn't a very easy job, what's more his best friend were all away, Rinoa had gone back to see her father ( general caraway), zell and seifer had gone to esthar to investigate some monster troubles, Irvine won a holiday trip and had gone with selphie and questis was on a field camping trip to train rookies.
Squall: I'm bored.
Squall had to do a shitload of stuff when he became the principal, paperwork, first year student introduction speech, more paper work, timetable organization and more paperwork. And when he finally had some freetime, he couldn't spend it with his best friends.
Squall: might as well do something. (squall sits up and turns on the tv)
???: Pikachu! I choose you!
*click*
???: A.T FIELD!
*click*
???: HENTAI!!!!!!!
*click*
???: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!
Squall: this looks interesting.
(squall watches on, soon, he gets sleepy and falls asleep)
???: Squall...squall...
Squall: Huh who's calling me? It is you mother?
???: well technically, I AM THE LORD OF NIGHTMARES!
Squall: Huh? Ain't that the all powerful being in that show, whatitscalled, Shiters.screwers.
L-sama: SLAYERS!!!
Squall: oh yeah, but am I in a dream?
L-sama: yes, but I'm real, and so is the slayer's world....
Squall: go on
L-sama: lately, there hasn't been much going on over there and since I'm the lord of nightmares blah blah blah I'm sending you over there to liven things up.
Squall: Wait you can't do this to me!
L-sama: oh yes I can, and don't worry I'm not sending you there unarmed, you'll have your gunblade and theses.
(Suddenly two shiny objects appear in squall's hands.)
Squall: hey these are Duracell batteries!
L-sama: Those may look like Duracell batteries but there are not, you are aware of the dragon slave are you not?
Squall: that spell thing in the show?
L-sama: If you put one in your hand and say the words "dragon slave" you can cast it, so with one in each hand, you can cast two at once.
Squall: oh..cool.
L-sama: There's more, hold one in your hand together with your gunblade and say the words "ragna blade" and your gunblade will turn into an almighty dark sword, when you wake up, you'll be in the slayer's world, I'll contact you after a while.
Squall: anything else I need to know?
L-sama: oh yeah,if you put those two "giga amulets" as I like to call them together in one hand and say the words "giga slave" you can call me up but only do it if there's an emergency. GO NOW! YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!
Squall: I'm pretty sure that's a line from a mov... (before squall can say anything else, he blackouts)
(squall wakes up to find himself in a country side)
Squall: where am I?
TBC
AUTHOR'S NOTES: so how do you like it so far? Please review!
