Disclaimer: I don't own the FF series or slayers.

WHATEVER

(Squall wakes up in what seems to be a country side)

Squall: where am I? (looks around) damn! So that old hag wasn't kidding.

( A leather pouch falls from the sky and hits squall in the head)

L-sama: I heard that.

Squall: what you do that for? (looks inside pouch and digs out some gold coins) and what's this?

L-sama: that's the slayer's currency, that pouch has an infinite supply so don't worry about spending it, I'll contact you later.

(Squall ties the pouch to his belt, puts the "giga amulets" in his pocket and starts walking)

Squall: I don't even have a clue where I'm going, I better ask for directions. Maybe that boy...

(sees a boy with weird clothing, holding a double sided blade, as squall walks towards the boy, he also notices he has a tail(guess who FF9 FANS!) )

Squall: HEY FREAKBOY! YOU WITH THE TAIL, WHERE'S THE NEAREST TOWN?

( The boy walks over to squall and punches him in the stomach)

Squall: OWW! YOU RAT BASTARD, WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR?

Boy: First of all, my name's not freakboy or rat bastard, its zidane second of all I just got here okay?

Squall: waitaminute what do you mean you just got here?

Zidane: some bitch calling herself THE LORDDDDD OF NIGHTMARESSSSSS transported me here.

Squall: Hey me too!

(Squall and Zidane talk for a while)

Zidane: hey no fair! She didn't give me giga amulets or bags of money.

Squall: well tough for you.

Zidane: Hey I got an idea, why don't we travel together? Since we are both in the same situation we should help each other out.

Squall: wellllllllllll........ okay but first (punches Zidane in the stomach) now we're even

Zidane: (holding stomach) You motherfu...

Squall: Hey! I see smoke that way maybe there's a town! Let's go ratboy! (drags zidane with him)

Zidane: MY NAMES NOT RAT BOY!

TBC

Next chapter: zidane and squall fight their first battle and go to town, what lies ahead of them? GO FORTH! YOUR DESTING WAITS! (squall: now I'm pretty sure that's from a mov..OWW!)