A/N: I wrote this thing ages ago, and I just found it the other day. I actually think it's pretty funny, so here ya go.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Rris: My famous cousin Warrl once said, "to get to the other side."

Kerowyn: Hmm. I think there's a Shin'a'in proverb about that...

Elspeth: That chicken shouldn't be crossing the road! He's just walking along the path that's been planned for him! He should rebel!

Gwena: That, my dear, is one of the Companion's many secrets.

Selenay: That chicken's mother better come haul him back home before he gets himself killed!

Stefen: To get to his lifebonded, who had died fighting the forces of evil...

Leslac: Aha! I shall write a ballad about the noble chicken!

All Shin'a'in: Ah, yes. We have a proverb about that...