Welcome back!!! Thanks for reviewing and voting! Here's Ch. 3!

Disclaimer: Same thing as last time. *gets whacked unconcious with a hammer* ... *is revived* That's getting really old. I know, let's have a strip party! *gets dragged away by cops* Erm... Maybe in the next chapter.

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Seymour, Wakka, Auron, and Kimahri are shown outside by a small cabin that isn't theirs or the girls'. It's night and there's a light on in the cabin.

Seymour: Uh. What are we doing?

Kimahri: We're spying on Jecht!

Seymour: Why?

Auron: Cause we wanna see what he does all night.

Seymour: And?

Wakka: This guy asks too many questions, ya?

Wakka takes out his blitzball and looks at Auron. Auron nods. Wakka throws it at Seymour, knocking him unconcious.

Wakka: There. Now let's look inside, ya?

Kimahri, Wakka, and Auron look into the cabin window.

Kimahri, Wakka, and Auron: Whoa...

Inside is a hot tub. Jecht, Lulu, and Rikku are sitting in it.

Wakka: What's he doing with my woman?!

Auron: And mine, according to weird fanfiction authors?!

Kimahri: Why don't I get a woman?...

Kimahri sadly shakes his head. Then he takes out his cell phone and dials Rinoa.

Wakka: We have to get in there and get our women back, ya?

Auron: Ya!

Wakka and Auron run up to the cabin door and kick it open. They run in.

Wakka: Give 'em back!

Jecht: *sweatdrop* Give what back?

Auron takes out his Masamune.

Jecht: If you hurt me, you'll be kicked out of the camp!

Auron: ... *puts back Masamune*

Jecht: Mwuahahahahaha!!! That was easy!

Wakka: Wait. What if our women wanna come back to us?

Jecht: Well...

Lulu: No, we'd rather not.

Rikku: Our men are losers.

Lulu: Actually, Auron's cool. *glares at Wakka*

Wakka: I feel so hurt... *hangs head*

Wakka and Auron walk out of the cabin.

Wakka: What now?

Auron: Let's go back to our cabin.

Wakka: Ya.

Wakka and Auron head back to camp, where they see Kimahri and Rinoa.

Wakka: Uh... Ya?

Kimahri: Sorry, I sorta got bored and invited Rinoa over.

Rinoa: *stares at Wakka* Hello...

Wakka: I think she's in love with me, ya?

Kimahri: -.-;; No.

Rinoa: Yes...

Kimahri: !!! Okay, You'd better leave now!

Rinoa: No...

Wakka: Wow, all the ladies love me!

Auron: ...You got dumped by Lulu.

Wakka: She's not a lady, ya?

Auron: O.o

Kimahri: It's already morning time.

Wakka: Time sure passes quickly in fanfics, ya?

Kimahri: I think I hear something...

Kimahri runs up to the window.

Kimahri: It's Jecht!!

Rinoa: Ah, I have to leave!

Jecht suddenly runs into the cabin.

Jecht: GET YER ASSES--Uh... Why are you all awake? What's Rinoa doing here? And where's Seymour?

Wakka: ...Seymour?

Wakka and Auron look at each other nervously.

Jecht: ...Oh well, no one really likes him. Now it's time for another event.

Jecht runs into the next cabin and gets the girls. Everyone, even Rinoa for some reason, magically appears in the Besaid temple.

Jecht: You're gonna all have a battle tournament, but only using Aeons!

Wakka: If only Yuna was here...

Jecht: If she was here, she would beat you all.

Wakka: Ya.

Jecht: Now I'm gonna give each of you a randomly picked Aeon.

Jecht magically gives everyone the power to summon a specific Aeon.

Jecht: To find out what Aeon you're gonna be using, you'll have to use it. Duh. The first battle is between Rinoa and Lulu.

Rinoa and Lulu walk into the center of the temple.

Lulu: I call upon the power of... Whatever frikkin' Aeon I'm using!

Yojimbo appears. Everyone gasps in awe.

Rikku: Hey, there's no way we're all gonna get past Yojimbo!

Lulu: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!

Rinoa: *crosses fingers* Bahamut, Bahamut, Bahamut... Ahem. Guardian Force, come to my aid!

Sakura from Card Captor Sakura appears onscreen. O.o

Sakura: Hey, those are my words!!!

Sakura whacks Rinoa on the head with her Card-catching thingy.

Rinoa: .Huh? Sakura's my Aeon?

Suddenly Shiva appears.

Rinoa: ...Nevermind.

Lulu: Yojimbo, Daigoro!!!

Lulu throws a few gil. Yojimbo uses Daigoro on Shiva, who falls over in pain.

Rinoa: Uh. I lost, right?

Jecht: Yeah.

Rinoa walks off to where everyone else is standing.

Jecht: Well, since Sakura is here, we might as well let her battle too.

Sakura: Only if I can use my own summons!

Sakura runs up to Lulu.

Sakura: Windy Card! Come to my aid! WINDY!!!

The Windy Card appears.

Lulu: You think that thing can stand up to Yojimbo? KOZUKA!!!

Lulu throws a gil and Yojimbo uses Kozuka on the Windy. The card gets sliced in half.

Sakura: Erm. *runs away*

Meanwhile with Sakura, outside in the forest.

Sakura: Darn, I thought my Windy Card was powerful.

Sakura walks off. Suddenly, she hears a crunching sound and looks down. Seymour is under her foot.

Seymour: Ow...

Sakura: Sorry. *lifts foot* So, who are you?

Seymour: Seymour from FFX.

Sakura: Gosh, you're cute. Cuter than Li!

Seymour: Yeah, even when I'm bald. *smiles wickedly*

Sakura: O.o Uh... Yeah. Do you need to find the rest of the FFX people? Come with me.

Sakura and Seymour head toward the Besaid Temple. Back to the temple.

Lulu: Mwehehehe!! Who's next?

Jecht: Auron.

Auron walks onstage.

Auron: Come to me, Aeon!

The Magus Sisters appear.

Auron: YAY! They're unstopable!

Lulu: Er. Wakizashi!

Lulu gives Yojimbo more gil and he uses Wakizashi. But the Magus sisters dodge the attack.

Magus Sisters: Delta Attack!

The Magus Sisters use Delta Attack but miss Yojimbo and hit his dog, standing in the background.

Yojimbo: GRRR... YOU KILLED FLUFFY!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!!!!!

Yojimbo unleashes Zanmato on the Magus Sisters and they fall over and dissapear.

Auron: Oh, @#$%. *walks to where everyone else is*

Jecht: Rikku's next!

Rikku runs up.

Rikku: I summon my Aeon!

Ifrit apppears.

Rikku: Aw, @#$%... Okay, use Meteor Strike.

Ifrit picks up a Meteor and throws it at Yojimbo, missing by a mile. It nearly hits Seymour, standing in the back. Somewhere in the FFVII world...

Cloud: YAY! Meteor's gone for some reason! Let's PARTY!!!

Cloud takes off his shirt as Scarlet, Elena, Priscilla, and some other secondary FFVII girls look on. Suddenly Tifa comes onstage and pounds them all. o.O She smiles cheesily at Cloud, who runs away, screaming. Back to FFX.

Lulu: Wakizashi!

Lulu throws yet more gil and Yojimbo hits Ifrit with Wakizashi. Ifrit dissapears.

Rikku: That sucked... *walks offstage *

Jecht: Kimahri, you're next.

Kimahri walks over.

Kimahri: Guardian Force, I summon thee!

Bahamut appears. Everyone gasps.

Rikku: Hey, he got BAHAMUT! He just might beat Lulu!

Lulu: Oh, @#$%.

Kimahri: *smiles evilly*

At the same time as Kimahri says 'Mega Flare', Lulu says 'Wakizashi' and throws a gil. The Aeons hit each other and puffs of smoke surround the screen. Everyone coughs.

Jecht: What the... Who won here?

The smoke clears up and shows Yojimbo still standing.

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Lulu: Yay!

Jecht: Lulu won again!

Kimahri walks back to everyone else, swearing. Suddenly, the door breaks open and Sakura and Seymour walk in.

Seymour: Hey everyone!

Lulu: That's weird. I didn't notice that Seymour was missing.

Wakka and Auron look nervous.

Kimahri: I know what happened to him! Wakka and Auron--

Wakka: *covers Kimahri's mouth* Uh, ya. Whatever.

Kimahri: *bites Wakka's hand* That's MY word!!!

Jecht: O.o Well, Seymour, you're now gonna battle Lulu's Aeon with an Aeon of your own that was randomly selected.

Seymour glances at Yojimbo.

Seymour: Nooo!!! I'm scaaaaared!!! Jecht: *pokes Seymour with a stick* GO!

Seymour walks to the center of the temple.

Seymour: ...Mommy, help meee!!

Anima appears.

Anima: Okay, I'll help you, son!!!

Seymour: ...WHAT THE...

Anima: Seymour, I am your mother!! Didn't you know that?

Everyone: O.O

Lulu: Come on, let's fight! Wakizashi!

Lulu throws more gil and Yojimbo uses Wakizashi. But he misses and hits Seymour.

Seymour: *almost dead* Mommy... I love you...

Anima: Seymour!!! NOOOOOOO!!! YOU KILLED MY SON!!!

Everyone wipes away tears at the touching, sad moment.

Anima: YOU WILL PA--

Yojimbo uses Wakizashi on Anima, killing it before it can say any more.

Lulu: Yay!

Jecht: o.O ...Alright, Wakka, you're up.

Everyone: Yay, the final match!

Wakka: I'm gonna beat you with my wonderful, powerful Aeon...

Valefor appears.

Everyone: VALEFOR?!

Everyone laughs at Wakka.

Wakka: Well, I can still beat her, ya?

Lulu: No one can stand up to Yojimbo's most powerful attack--ZANMATO!!!!

Lulu throws some gil. Yojimbo looks at the gil in disgust.

Yojimbo: This pile of crap isn't worth such a great attack!

Lulu: But... What about Wakizashi, then?

Yojimbo: Nope. You don't have enough money for ANY of my attacks.

Lulu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Wakka: Ya!!! Valefor, Energy Ray!

Valefor coughs up a teenyweeny beam of light. It hits Yojimbo with a small 'boink' sound. Yojimbo falls over, pretending to be in pain.

Wakka: YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: YAY!!!

Lulu: Wha??... Nooooo!!!!

Jecht: Nice job, Wakka! You really are a strong fighter!

Wakka: *smiles Anime* Excuse me.

Wakka walks over to Yojimbo, laying on the ground. Yojimbo gets up, not hurt at all. Wakka hands Yojimbo a sack of gil and Yojimbo walks away, happy.

Lulu: Hey, you payed Yojimbo to lose!

Wakka: Uh...

Jecht: It doesn't matter, he won.

Lulu: NO FAIR!!!

Jecht: Now, make your votes on who should be voted off.

Wakka: I wonder why we didn't get to vote in the last chapter.

Jecht: The stupid author forgot.

Akari: *appears* Hey! *strikes Jecht with her dagger*

Jecht, bloody all over, hands everyone a few scraps of paper that the author was using to draw Seymour.

Auron: Hmm... My paper has a weird little ugly...thing...on it.

Kimahri: Mine has a strange piece of crap. O.o

Seymour: That's weird. The author is a really good artist.

Everyone looks at Seymour weird.

Seymour: What?

Auron: ...He's probably just ugly.

Everyone writes down their votes. To make it simple, everyone except Rinoa, Seymour and Wakka voted for Wakka. Rinoa and Seymour voted for Seymour and Wakka put down Jecht.

Jecht: Hmm... Everyone voted for Wakka, except 2 votes for Seymour and 1 for me. o.O Well, I guess Wakka's off.

Wakka: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Wakka walks off, sad.

Lulu: Maybe we should go talk to him...

Everyone: ...

Lulu: ...Nah, let's party!! *takes off shirt*

Jecht: Why did Seymour vote for himself again? How come Rinoa's here? Is the author really a good artist?

Akari: Yeah. Really. *holds up a currently drawn sketch of a White Mage* ^_^

Jecht: Uh... Yeah.

Akari: -.-;; *slices Jecht with her dagger again*

Jecht: *bloody all over, again* Well, find out next time. Actually you won't, but read anyway.

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Now, some extra notes...

DarkandStormyNight: I'm sorry for not voting off Lulu, but I got your review after completing Ch. 3. Keep in mind, though, that I write down every vote and take each into consideration. ^_~

melfina girl: I'm not really putting any more Daft Punk into this fic, sorry. ^^;; But in 'Halloween Chaos!', which is coming soon, a few FF guys will be dressed as the members of Daft Punk. O.o

Also, if anyone is wondering, there was someone who reviewed for Wakka to be voted off. But I don't know where the hell that review went, I know I saw it before FF.Net was down though. Wakka's my favorite FFX guy, and it sucked for me to take him out. I did get that review first though and wrote this chapter before any other reviews came in. Sorry Wakka fans. *coughPyracough*

Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Please keep voting, since I read every single review and take each vote into deep consideration~!