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Lulu and Rikku are shown onscreen in the women's cabin at night. No one else is there.

Lulu: You know, we're the only women left in the camp.

Rikku: Besides Seymour.

Lulu: Oh yeah, how could I forget?

Rikku: Anyway, what were you gonna say?

Lulu: Hee hee hee. Follow me.

Lulu and Rikku run outside. The screen blacks out and next morning is shown. Jecht runs into the men's cabin.

Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!

Auron: *sigh* You've been saying that for the last few chapters.

Jecht: Er. Sorry.

Kimahri: What do we do today?

Jecht: We're having another event, of course! Let's go get the women!!

The men run off to the women's cabin. They stop before entering.

Jecht: What the?!

On the wall of the cabin it says 'Lulu and Rikku rulez' in spraypaint.

Jecht: Who did this?!?!?!?

Seymour: Hmm. Who could have written 'Lulu and Rikku rulez' on the women's cabin.

Jecht: I have no idea. Oh well, let's go get the women.

Jecht runs into the cabin.

Jecht: GET YER-Oh, you two are awake.

Lulu: *laughing nervously* Yeah.

Jecht: Seems like you didn't sleep all night.

Rikku: *sweatdrop* N-No, we did.

Jecht: Whatever. Let's go start the next event.

The three run outside.

Jecht: The next event.

Everyone appears in the Calm Lands.

Jecht: .Is monster catching.

Auron: WOOT!! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!

Everyone: *stares at Auron*

Auron: .Sorry.

Jecht: Anyway, whoever catches the largest amount of monsters is the winner. Only all the monsters are Cactuars!!

A giant cage drops down and a million Cactuars run out.

Jecht: Go!!

Everyone runs off. Moments later, nearly everyone is being severly abused by Cactuars. Auron is taking out little red and white balls and throwing them everywhere. Jecht runs over.

Jecht: What are you doing?!

Auron: Catching Poke`mon!! :D

Jecht: Erm.

Meanwhile, Lulu and Rikku are standing near each other on the other side of the field. Cactuars are literally all over them.

Lulu: AAAAHHH!!! It's going up my dress!!!

Rikku: This is worse!!! This one's eating my hair!!!

Kimahri, standing across from them, is using Lancet to learn the '1000 Needles' ability.

Kimahri: Yeeaaahh!!! I'm gonna win!!!

Suddenly a million needles grow all over Kimahri's body.

Kimahri: AH @#$%^&*@#$%^&*!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: XD

Kimahri: AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *runs off, screaming and trying to remove the needles*

Finally, Seymour is just standing there while a million Cactuars are climbing all over him. A few are on his butt, sticking needles in. He ignores everything and is just staring into space.

Seymour: Ya know, one time I had a porcupine. His name was Mr. Wiggles. But then, he disappeared. Mommy said that Skully and Mulder got him.

Everyone: *looking at Seymour* What the @#$%^&*????

Jecht: *whacks Seymour on the head*

Seymour: *out of trance* Eeek!!! There's a needle up my butt!!!

Everyone: XD

Back to Lulu and Rikku.

Rikku: AAAHHH!!! IT ATE MY HAIR OFF!!

The Cactuar jumps off Rikku's head and hacks up her hair. Rikku is now bald.

Lulu: Haha!!

Rikku: Hey, don't make fun of me or I'm gonna tell everyone that you spraypainted 'Lulu rulez' on the women's cabin!!

Lulu: And I'll tell them that you added 'and Rikku'!!!

Everyone: *stops what they're doing and stare at Lulu and Rikku* O.O

Lulu: *sweatdrop* Er.

Rikku: *sweatdrop* Forget you heard that!!

Everyone: Okay. *go back to what they were doing*

Suddenly Kimahri runs back to where everyone else is, no needles on him. Instead, there are a million little holes all over his body with blood protruding out.

Everyone: *looks at Kimahri* O.o

Kimahri: .What?

Everyone: Nothing.

Everyone suddenly hears Auron laughing madly on the other side of the field.

Auron: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I shall breed these two Poke`mon: Cactuar and. Erm. Another Cactuar!! And I will gain the ultimate monster: Cactuar!!!!

Auron holds up two red-and-white balls.

Auron: Cactuars!!!

Cactuars come out.

Auron: Mwuhahahaha!!! Give me the egg of the ultimate Poke`mon!!

The two Cactuars look at each other, then at Auron. Everyone is silent. Suddenly the Cactuars jump up and use 1000 Needles on Auron's face.

Auron: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT HUUUUUURTS!!!!!

Everyone: XD

Jecht: I think this event is over. Let's just vote on who leaves.

Everyone is magically transported to the set of Jerry Springer.

Everyone: Huh??

Jecht: What the.

Jerry Springer: Today's topic. 'I spraypainted my name on the women's cabin!!'

Rikku: *sweatdrop* It was Lulu's fault!!!!!

Lulu: Hey!!

Everyone: !!!

Jecht: Lulu, why?!

Lulu: Rikku helped!!

Jecht: LIAR!!!!!!

The Jerry Springer guys run up and drag Lulu away.

Jecht: ^^ That was easy.

Everyone: -_-;;

Jecht: What really happened to Seymour's porcupine? Is Rikku still bald?

Rikku: Yes. *collapses, crying*

Jecht: Was this the stupidest, shortest chapter so far?

Akari: *appears* Of course.

Jecht: Er. Keep reading!!

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