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Disclaimer: I own nothing. I can't come up with anything more original, I'm in a hurry now. ^^;; *gets knocked out*
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Lulu and Rikku are shown onscreen in the women's cabin at night. No one else is there.
Lulu: You know, we're the only women left in the camp.
Rikku: Besides Seymour.
Lulu: Oh yeah, how could I forget?
Rikku: Anyway, what were you gonna say?
Lulu: Hee hee hee. Follow me.
Lulu and Rikku run outside. The screen blacks out and next morning is shown. Jecht runs into the men's cabin.
Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!
Auron: *sigh* You've been saying that for the last few chapters.
Jecht: Er. Sorry.
Kimahri: What do we do today?
Jecht: We're having another event, of course! Let's go get the women!!
The men run off to the women's cabin. They stop before entering.
Jecht: What the?!
On the wall of the cabin it says 'Lulu and Rikku rulez' in spraypaint.
Jecht: Who did this?!?!?!?
Seymour: Hmm. Who could have written 'Lulu and Rikku rulez' on the women's cabin.
Jecht: I have no idea. Oh well, let's go get the women.
Jecht runs into the cabin.
Jecht: GET YER-Oh, you two are awake.
Lulu: *laughing nervously* Yeah.
Jecht: Seems like you didn't sleep all night.
Rikku: *sweatdrop* N-No, we did.
Jecht: Whatever. Let's go start the next event.
The three run outside.
Jecht: The next event.
Everyone appears in the Calm Lands.
Jecht: .Is monster catching.
Auron: WOOT!! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!
Everyone: *stares at Auron*
Auron: .Sorry.
Jecht: Anyway, whoever catches the largest amount of monsters is the winner. Only all the monsters are Cactuars!!
A giant cage drops down and a million Cactuars run out.
Jecht: Go!!
Everyone runs off. Moments later, nearly everyone is being severly abused by Cactuars. Auron is taking out little red and white balls and throwing them everywhere. Jecht runs over.
Jecht: What are you doing?!
Auron: Catching Poke`mon!! :D
Jecht: Erm.
Meanwhile, Lulu and Rikku are standing near each other on the other side of the field. Cactuars are literally all over them.
Lulu: AAAAHHH!!! It's going up my dress!!!
Rikku: This is worse!!! This one's eating my hair!!!
Kimahri, standing across from them, is using Lancet to learn the '1000 Needles' ability.
Kimahri: Yeeaaahh!!! I'm gonna win!!!
Suddenly a million needles grow all over Kimahri's body.
Kimahri: AH @#$%^&*@#$%^&*!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: XD
Kimahri: AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *runs off, screaming and trying to remove the needles*
Finally, Seymour is just standing there while a million Cactuars are climbing all over him. A few are on his butt, sticking needles in. He ignores everything and is just staring into space.
Seymour: Ya know, one time I had a porcupine. His name was Mr. Wiggles. But then, he disappeared. Mommy said that Skully and Mulder got him.
Everyone: *looking at Seymour* What the @#$%^&*????
Jecht: *whacks Seymour on the head*
Seymour: *out of trance* Eeek!!! There's a needle up my butt!!!
Everyone: XD
Back to Lulu and Rikku.
Rikku: AAAHHH!!! IT ATE MY HAIR OFF!!
The Cactuar jumps off Rikku's head and hacks up her hair. Rikku is now bald.
Lulu: Haha!!
Rikku: Hey, don't make fun of me or I'm gonna tell everyone that you spraypainted 'Lulu rulez' on the women's cabin!!
Lulu: And I'll tell them that you added 'and Rikku'!!!
Everyone: *stops what they're doing and stare at Lulu and Rikku* O.O
Lulu: *sweatdrop* Er.
Rikku: *sweatdrop* Forget you heard that!!
Everyone: Okay. *go back to what they were doing*
Suddenly Kimahri runs back to where everyone else is, no needles on him. Instead, there are a million little holes all over his body with blood protruding out.
Everyone: *looks at Kimahri* O.o
Kimahri: .What?
Everyone: Nothing.
Everyone suddenly hears Auron laughing madly on the other side of the field.
Auron: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I shall breed these two Poke`mon: Cactuar and. Erm. Another Cactuar!! And I will gain the ultimate monster: Cactuar!!!!
Auron holds up two red-and-white balls.
Auron: Cactuars!!!
Cactuars come out.
Auron: Mwuhahahaha!!! Give me the egg of the ultimate Poke`mon!!
The two Cactuars look at each other, then at Auron. Everyone is silent. Suddenly the Cactuars jump up and use 1000 Needles on Auron's face.
Auron: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT HUUUUUURTS!!!!!
Everyone: XD
Jecht: I think this event is over. Let's just vote on who leaves.
Everyone is magically transported to the set of Jerry Springer.
Everyone: Huh??
Jecht: What the.
Jerry Springer: Today's topic. 'I spraypainted my name on the women's cabin!!'
Rikku: *sweatdrop* It was Lulu's fault!!!!!
Lulu: Hey!!
Everyone: !!!
Jecht: Lulu, why?!
Lulu: Rikku helped!!
Jecht: LIAR!!!!!!
The Jerry Springer guys run up and drag Lulu away.
Jecht: ^^ That was easy.
Everyone: -_-;;
Jecht: What really happened to Seymour's porcupine? Is Rikku still bald?
Rikku: Yes. *collapses, crying*
Jecht: Was this the stupidest, shortest chapter so far?
Akari: *appears* Of course.
Jecht: Er. Keep reading!!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. I can't come up with anything more original, I'm in a hurry now. ^^;; *gets knocked out*
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Lulu and Rikku are shown onscreen in the women's cabin at night. No one else is there.
Lulu: You know, we're the only women left in the camp.
Rikku: Besides Seymour.
Lulu: Oh yeah, how could I forget?
Rikku: Anyway, what were you gonna say?
Lulu: Hee hee hee. Follow me.
Lulu and Rikku run outside. The screen blacks out and next morning is shown. Jecht runs into the men's cabin.
Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!
Auron: *sigh* You've been saying that for the last few chapters.
Jecht: Er. Sorry.
Kimahri: What do we do today?
Jecht: We're having another event, of course! Let's go get the women!!
The men run off to the women's cabin. They stop before entering.
Jecht: What the?!
On the wall of the cabin it says 'Lulu and Rikku rulez' in spraypaint.
Jecht: Who did this?!?!?!?
Seymour: Hmm. Who could have written 'Lulu and Rikku rulez' on the women's cabin.
Jecht: I have no idea. Oh well, let's go get the women.
Jecht runs into the cabin.
Jecht: GET YER-Oh, you two are awake.
Lulu: *laughing nervously* Yeah.
Jecht: Seems like you didn't sleep all night.
Rikku: *sweatdrop* N-No, we did.
Jecht: Whatever. Let's go start the next event.
The three run outside.
Jecht: The next event.
Everyone appears in the Calm Lands.
Jecht: .Is monster catching.
Auron: WOOT!! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!
Everyone: *stares at Auron*
Auron: .Sorry.
Jecht: Anyway, whoever catches the largest amount of monsters is the winner. Only all the monsters are Cactuars!!
A giant cage drops down and a million Cactuars run out.
Jecht: Go!!
Everyone runs off. Moments later, nearly everyone is being severly abused by Cactuars. Auron is taking out little red and white balls and throwing them everywhere. Jecht runs over.
Jecht: What are you doing?!
Auron: Catching Poke`mon!! :D
Jecht: Erm.
Meanwhile, Lulu and Rikku are standing near each other on the other side of the field. Cactuars are literally all over them.
Lulu: AAAAHHH!!! It's going up my dress!!!
Rikku: This is worse!!! This one's eating my hair!!!
Kimahri, standing across from them, is using Lancet to learn the '1000 Needles' ability.
Kimahri: Yeeaaahh!!! I'm gonna win!!!
Suddenly a million needles grow all over Kimahri's body.
Kimahri: AH @#$%^&*@#$%^&*!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: XD
Kimahri: AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *runs off, screaming and trying to remove the needles*
Finally, Seymour is just standing there while a million Cactuars are climbing all over him. A few are on his butt, sticking needles in. He ignores everything and is just staring into space.
Seymour: Ya know, one time I had a porcupine. His name was Mr. Wiggles. But then, he disappeared. Mommy said that Skully and Mulder got him.
Everyone: *looking at Seymour* What the @#$%^&*????
Jecht: *whacks Seymour on the head*
Seymour: *out of trance* Eeek!!! There's a needle up my butt!!!
Everyone: XD
Back to Lulu and Rikku.
Rikku: AAAHHH!!! IT ATE MY HAIR OFF!!
The Cactuar jumps off Rikku's head and hacks up her hair. Rikku is now bald.
Lulu: Haha!!
Rikku: Hey, don't make fun of me or I'm gonna tell everyone that you spraypainted 'Lulu rulez' on the women's cabin!!
Lulu: And I'll tell them that you added 'and Rikku'!!!
Everyone: *stops what they're doing and stare at Lulu and Rikku* O.O
Lulu: *sweatdrop* Er.
Rikku: *sweatdrop* Forget you heard that!!
Everyone: Okay. *go back to what they were doing*
Suddenly Kimahri runs back to where everyone else is, no needles on him. Instead, there are a million little holes all over his body with blood protruding out.
Everyone: *looks at Kimahri* O.o
Kimahri: .What?
Everyone: Nothing.
Everyone suddenly hears Auron laughing madly on the other side of the field.
Auron: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I shall breed these two Poke`mon: Cactuar and. Erm. Another Cactuar!! And I will gain the ultimate monster: Cactuar!!!!
Auron holds up two red-and-white balls.
Auron: Cactuars!!!
Cactuars come out.
Auron: Mwuhahahaha!!! Give me the egg of the ultimate Poke`mon!!
The two Cactuars look at each other, then at Auron. Everyone is silent. Suddenly the Cactuars jump up and use 1000 Needles on Auron's face.
Auron: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT HUUUUUURTS!!!!!
Everyone: XD
Jecht: I think this event is over. Let's just vote on who leaves.
Everyone is magically transported to the set of Jerry Springer.
Everyone: Huh??
Jecht: What the.
Jerry Springer: Today's topic. 'I spraypainted my name on the women's cabin!!'
Rikku: *sweatdrop* It was Lulu's fault!!!!!
Lulu: Hey!!
Everyone: !!!
Jecht: Lulu, why?!
Lulu: Rikku helped!!
Jecht: LIAR!!!!!!
The Jerry Springer guys run up and drag Lulu away.
Jecht: ^^ That was easy.
Everyone: -_-;;
Jecht: What really happened to Seymour's porcupine? Is Rikku still bald?
Rikku: Yes. *collapses, crying*
Jecht: Was this the stupidest, shortest chapter so far?
Akari: *appears* Of course.
Jecht: Er. Keep reading!!
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