Thanks for the reviews. Enjoy Ch. 5!!
Disclaimer: I do believe I promised a strip party in Chapter 3... *gets dragged away* Nooo!!! I was gonna get some Lulu cosplayers to come strip with me!!! *gets thrown into a jail cell* Oh, and if you're wondering, I don't own anything. -_-;;
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It's nighttime. Inside the men's cabin is shown. Everyone is sleeping. A closeup of Seymour's face is shown. Suddenly, he wakes up and walks over to Auron.
Seymour: *shakes Auron awake* Auron: What do you want?... Seymour: I'm scared!! Mommy died and I'm all alone! Auron: And what do you want me to do? Seymour: Gimme a hug. Auron: AAAAAAAHHH!!! NO!!!!!
Everyone in the camp wakes up.
Auron: ...Sorry. Kimahri: I think you even woke the others...
Lulu, Rikku, and Jecht run into the cabin.
Jecht: That was loud. Rikku: Auron, you idiot! Lulu: You woke us all! Auron: Go back to sleep. Jecht: No! You're gonna have to pay! Get outside and gimme 20 push-ups! Auron: But Seymour made me scream. Jecht: Then Seymour, you go outside.
Seymour walks outside and starts exercising. The next morning, Jecht walks outside to find Seymour on the ground, asleep.
Jecht: *sigh* Wake up! *kicks Seymour* Seymour: Huh?... Jecht: Did you do the push-ups? Seymour: Yeah. *falls over and dies* Jecht: O.o *runs away*
Everyone runs out of their cabins.
Lulu: Oh my God, he killed Seymour! Rikku: That bastard!!! Kimahri: Wait... We all hate Seymour. Lulu: Yep.
Jecht runs back.
Jecht: Ahem. It's time for the next event.
Everyone appears in the Macalania Woods.
Jecht: Butterfly Catching! ...Only with bloodsucking bats. Whoever catches the most in the next 5 min. wins.
A million bats start flying everywhere and a timer starts. Auron is shown first, once again using Poke`balls to try catching the bats. O.o
Auron: :D Catch 'em all!
Meanwhile, bats are flying up Lulu's dress.
Lulu: Eeek!! Help!
Rikku walks over and throws a grenade at Lulu. Lulu is immediately knocked out, but the bats are gone.
Rikku: Oops... ^_^;;
The bats get mad that Lulu's dead and fly toward Rikku.
Rikku: ...AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Rikku starts running and suddenly crashes into Jecht. Bats are all over them, blood dripping onto the floor.
Jecht and Rikku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku falls over in pain. Kimahri looks at her and Jecht and smiles happily. Since bats can't go through his fur, he can't be bitten.
Jecht: *rolling on the ground, trying to keep bats off* Kimahri, it's not fair! You're fuzzy! Kimahri: =^-^= Jecht: I guess the competition is between Auron and Kimahri.
Auron looks at Kimahri evilly. He walks over.
Auron: Rrr... I'm gonna win!
Auron slices off most of Kimahri's fur with his Masamune and bats start flying all over him. Coincidentally, they crowd around Auron as well.
Auron: AW @#$%^&*@#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!
Auron runs out of the forest, screaming.
Kimahri: Quick, someone gimme a Cactuar!!!
For some strange reason, a random passerby is carrying a Cactuar in his arms. Kimahri runs over, grabs it, and uses Lancet. A million needles grow on his body and the bats fly away.
Kimahri: Ahh. The pain's gone. *suddenly feels the needles* OW!!!!! Jecht: *laughs evilly* HAHAHAHA-Oh wait. It seems you're the winner, even though Auron caught more bats. But Auron's dead now. ^^ Kimahri: Woohoo!!! *pulls needles out of skin*
Suddenly the bats crowd around Kimahri again.
Kimahri: *sigh* Can we please leave already?
Auron appears-
Rikku: Wha?? He's alive?
--and everyone is magically transported back to the camp.
Jecht: So, Kimahri's the winner. Kimahri: ^_^ Jecht: And we'll have to eliminate another person.
Jecht hands everyone a few pages of pink stationery with flowers and bunnies and the word 'Barbie' printed all over.
Auron: O.o What's up with this weird stationery?
Akari appears.
Akari: Don't talk to me, I'm caffeinated!! *runs around the room and crashes into a wall* Everyone: O_O Jecht: Er... Let's just ignore her. Get to voting. Rikku: What about Seymour?
Jecht: He's dead, remember? Rikku: Oh yeah!!! *grins*
Everyone votes. Kimahri voted on Auron for slicing off the fur he worked so hard to grow back after it had been shaven by the boot camp people. Everyone else voted for Kimahri cause he won.
Jecht: And the person to leave is...
Suddenly, Akari stands up.
Akari: *clearly drunk* The caffeine is seeping into my veins... *falls down again* Er... I have to get outta here...
Everyone stares at Akari as she stumbles out the door. Suddenly, a crunching noise is heard outside followed by Akari screaming 'Aw shit!!!' Everyone runs outside to see Akari standing on Seymour's arm, which is now in a contorted position. Seymour is still asleep.
Akari: Heh heh... Sorry... How bout we just get rid of Seymour for this chapter? Jecht: O.o Well, most of you voted for Kimahri, but... First of all, we can't vote off 2 people in the same chapter. Then the fanfic would have less chapters. Akari: That's right! And that would be a really bad thing, for this fic to be shorter! *laughs at all the people being forced to read this fic* Jecht: o.O Those poor readers... Second, if Seymour woke up right now, he'd sue Akari for breaking his arm and she'd be thrown in jail, as she is in her disclaimers. Akari: I always break out. ^_^ Jecht: ... Everyone: ... Jecht: *cough* Ahem. Let's just pretend that Seymour was voted off in this chapter. Lulu: Yeah. We all hate him, it would be nice to have him leave.
Akari zaps over a canon. She picks up Seymour and stuffs him inside. O.o The canon blasts off, sending Seymour across the Farplane. Akari smiles cheesily and disappears.
Jecht: Why did Seymour want Auron of all people to give him a hug? O.o Isn't this whole chapter Auron's fault? Why am I running out of questions? Keep reading!!!
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If you're planning to review-which you'd better do *eyes twitch*-then remember to vote on who you want to leave next: Auron or Rikku. (Kimahri and Lulu are leaving next, since I got votes for them.) Thanks!!! And thanks to XaXona and marsbar 15 for giving me votes. Although I didn't want to see Seymour leave. ;_; Imagine him winning the boot camp... :D Well, bye.
Disclaimer: I do believe I promised a strip party in Chapter 3... *gets dragged away* Nooo!!! I was gonna get some Lulu cosplayers to come strip with me!!! *gets thrown into a jail cell* Oh, and if you're wondering, I don't own anything. -_-;;
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It's nighttime. Inside the men's cabin is shown. Everyone is sleeping. A closeup of Seymour's face is shown. Suddenly, he wakes up and walks over to Auron.
Seymour: *shakes Auron awake* Auron: What do you want?... Seymour: I'm scared!! Mommy died and I'm all alone! Auron: And what do you want me to do? Seymour: Gimme a hug. Auron: AAAAAAAHHH!!! NO!!!!!
Everyone in the camp wakes up.
Auron: ...Sorry. Kimahri: I think you even woke the others...
Lulu, Rikku, and Jecht run into the cabin.
Jecht: That was loud. Rikku: Auron, you idiot! Lulu: You woke us all! Auron: Go back to sleep. Jecht: No! You're gonna have to pay! Get outside and gimme 20 push-ups! Auron: But Seymour made me scream. Jecht: Then Seymour, you go outside.
Seymour walks outside and starts exercising. The next morning, Jecht walks outside to find Seymour on the ground, asleep.
Jecht: *sigh* Wake up! *kicks Seymour* Seymour: Huh?... Jecht: Did you do the push-ups? Seymour: Yeah. *falls over and dies* Jecht: O.o *runs away*
Everyone runs out of their cabins.
Lulu: Oh my God, he killed Seymour! Rikku: That bastard!!! Kimahri: Wait... We all hate Seymour. Lulu: Yep.
Jecht runs back.
Jecht: Ahem. It's time for the next event.
Everyone appears in the Macalania Woods.
Jecht: Butterfly Catching! ...Only with bloodsucking bats. Whoever catches the most in the next 5 min. wins.
A million bats start flying everywhere and a timer starts. Auron is shown first, once again using Poke`balls to try catching the bats. O.o
Auron: :D Catch 'em all!
Meanwhile, bats are flying up Lulu's dress.
Lulu: Eeek!! Help!
Rikku walks over and throws a grenade at Lulu. Lulu is immediately knocked out, but the bats are gone.
Rikku: Oops... ^_^;;
The bats get mad that Lulu's dead and fly toward Rikku.
Rikku: ...AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Rikku starts running and suddenly crashes into Jecht. Bats are all over them, blood dripping onto the floor.
Jecht and Rikku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku falls over in pain. Kimahri looks at her and Jecht and smiles happily. Since bats can't go through his fur, he can't be bitten.
Jecht: *rolling on the ground, trying to keep bats off* Kimahri, it's not fair! You're fuzzy! Kimahri: =^-^= Jecht: I guess the competition is between Auron and Kimahri.
Auron looks at Kimahri evilly. He walks over.
Auron: Rrr... I'm gonna win!
Auron slices off most of Kimahri's fur with his Masamune and bats start flying all over him. Coincidentally, they crowd around Auron as well.
Auron: AW @#$%^&*@#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!
Auron runs out of the forest, screaming.
Kimahri: Quick, someone gimme a Cactuar!!!
For some strange reason, a random passerby is carrying a Cactuar in his arms. Kimahri runs over, grabs it, and uses Lancet. A million needles grow on his body and the bats fly away.
Kimahri: Ahh. The pain's gone. *suddenly feels the needles* OW!!!!! Jecht: *laughs evilly* HAHAHAHA-Oh wait. It seems you're the winner, even though Auron caught more bats. But Auron's dead now. ^^ Kimahri: Woohoo!!! *pulls needles out of skin*
Suddenly the bats crowd around Kimahri again.
Kimahri: *sigh* Can we please leave already?
Auron appears-
Rikku: Wha?? He's alive?
--and everyone is magically transported back to the camp.
Jecht: So, Kimahri's the winner. Kimahri: ^_^ Jecht: And we'll have to eliminate another person.
Jecht hands everyone a few pages of pink stationery with flowers and bunnies and the word 'Barbie' printed all over.
Auron: O.o What's up with this weird stationery?
Akari appears.
Akari: Don't talk to me, I'm caffeinated!! *runs around the room and crashes into a wall* Everyone: O_O Jecht: Er... Let's just ignore her. Get to voting. Rikku: What about Seymour?
Jecht: He's dead, remember? Rikku: Oh yeah!!! *grins*
Everyone votes. Kimahri voted on Auron for slicing off the fur he worked so hard to grow back after it had been shaven by the boot camp people. Everyone else voted for Kimahri cause he won.
Jecht: And the person to leave is...
Suddenly, Akari stands up.
Akari: *clearly drunk* The caffeine is seeping into my veins... *falls down again* Er... I have to get outta here...
Everyone stares at Akari as she stumbles out the door. Suddenly, a crunching noise is heard outside followed by Akari screaming 'Aw shit!!!' Everyone runs outside to see Akari standing on Seymour's arm, which is now in a contorted position. Seymour is still asleep.
Akari: Heh heh... Sorry... How bout we just get rid of Seymour for this chapter? Jecht: O.o Well, most of you voted for Kimahri, but... First of all, we can't vote off 2 people in the same chapter. Then the fanfic would have less chapters. Akari: That's right! And that would be a really bad thing, for this fic to be shorter! *laughs at all the people being forced to read this fic* Jecht: o.O Those poor readers... Second, if Seymour woke up right now, he'd sue Akari for breaking his arm and she'd be thrown in jail, as she is in her disclaimers. Akari: I always break out. ^_^ Jecht: ... Everyone: ... Jecht: *cough* Ahem. Let's just pretend that Seymour was voted off in this chapter. Lulu: Yeah. We all hate him, it would be nice to have him leave.
Akari zaps over a canon. She picks up Seymour and stuffs him inside. O.o The canon blasts off, sending Seymour across the Farplane. Akari smiles cheesily and disappears.
Jecht: Why did Seymour want Auron of all people to give him a hug? O.o Isn't this whole chapter Auron's fault? Why am I running out of questions? Keep reading!!!
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If you're planning to review-which you'd better do *eyes twitch*-then remember to vote on who you want to leave next: Auron or Rikku. (Kimahri and Lulu are leaving next, since I got votes for them.) Thanks!!! And thanks to XaXona and marsbar 15 for giving me votes. Although I didn't want to see Seymour leave. ;_; Imagine him winning the boot camp... :D Well, bye.
