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Disclaimer: I own FFX. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA. *gets shot*
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It's morning time and Rikku, Auron, and Jecht are outside the cabins.
Jecht: It's time for the final event!!!
Rikku: What are we doing?
The three appear in the Thunder Plains.
Jecht: Dodging lighting!!!
Rikku: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: The person who gets hit by lightning the least and makes it first to Rin's Travel Agency is the winner. I'll give you some time to plan strategies.
Auron: Why?
Jecht: Cause we need to fill up the fanfic.
Auron and Rikku walk off into separate corners. First with Auron.
Auron: *thinking to himself* This will be so easy! ...But I should cheat anyway.
Auron takes out a jar labeled 'Lightning Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap' and spreads the contents on himself.
Auron: Now, what's the prize for winning boot camp? Probably a crapload of money... Heh heh heh, what will I do with it all? Maybe pay the lemon authors to quit bothering me... Or I can buy a night with Lulu, since she's really expensive... Hee hee hee...
O_o Meanwhile with Rikku.
Rikku: Damn, how am I gonna get past this?... Well, I guess I'd better prepare an ultimate plan. Hmm, coffee will help me think...
Rikku takes out a coffee machine from nowhere O.o and makes a few cups of coffee. After approximately 40 cups of black coffee with 15 spoons of sugar in each...
Rikku: HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!! I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs evilly and drinks more coffee* I'll just walk into the plains... And go under the lightning... And... Um... Dodge it... HAHAHAHA!!! *falls over*
Rikku sees all black. Suddenly, Lulu appears in her visions, with devil horns on her head.
Lulu: Rikku, you said you wanna be just like me...
Rikku: Yeah.
Lulu: Then raise your price. 2 gil isn't enough for a night. Seriously, try 500,000; it works for me!!! That's where I get all the money to buy these belts!!! *flashes a strange smile*
Rikku: Er... Okay...
Lulu: And make sure you start wearing lots of gothic make-up and don't smile. Dress like a slut and show your chest to every guy you see. And also, remember to somehow set everyone who flirts with you on fire! Then you'll be just like me!!!
Rikku: Why are you telling me this?
Lulu: I dunno. I'm in your dreeeeams...
Rikku: Alrighty.
Yuna appears beside Lulu, wearing clearly fake angelwings.
Yuna: Damn wings... These things are heavy... Oh, Rikku. Hello.
Rikku: What the hell is this??
Yuna: Rikku, don't raise your price. More guys will come on to you if you're cheap. That's how I met Tidus! He was looking for some cheap ones!! *grins*
Rikku: o.O Alright then.
Yuna: Heh heh. Anyway, we're here to tell you how to win this event.
Lulu: Huh? I thought we were here to give her tips on being a slut.
Yuna: Shut up, Lulu, Jecht and Auron can hear you!! After all, they're watching Rikku right now.
Rikku sees Jecht and Auron in front of her.
Jecht: *pokes Rikku* *talking in a slurred voice* Aaaare yoooou okaaaaayy???
Auron: *also in a slurred voice* I thiiink we shoooould juuuust leeeeave her theeere...
Rikku: Huh? What the hell?
Yuna: You passed out after consuming too much caffeine and sugar.
Lulu: That stuff's bad for you. Seriously, Rikku, just drink beer and vodka. It's much more filling than coffee and sugar. *smiles cheesily* And it's gonna make you more like me!!
Rikku: Come on, tell me how to win the event already...
Yuna: Uh... Try dodging the lightning!!!
Yuna and Lulu dissapear. Rikku wakes up to see Auron and Jecht standing before her.
Auron: Okay, she's awake. I'll just go back to planning evil plans to cheat and win the boot camp now. *walks back to his corner*
Jecht: Are you prepared?
Rikku: Yeah... *laughs evilly* Yuna and Lulu appeared in my visions and told me how to win... They also told me about being a slut... Yuna told me to lower the price, Lulu told me to raise it...
Jecht: What are you gonna do?
Rikku: Go with Yuna. Lulu scares me. So now, I sell for $2.
Jecht: Wow, that price is even lower than the one of that 'Rinoa' girl from out of town!! Can I have tommorow night?
Rikku: Nope, I'm scheduled to 'vilg' with Rin.
Jecht: Damn. Oh well, time to start the event!!!
Auron and Rikku stand before the plains.
Jecht: Go!!!
The two start running through the plains, past the lightning. First with Auron...
Auron: Mwuahahaha!!!!! I'm perfect at this!!!!!!!! *gets hit and is scorched* Heh heh... Just a little farther... *gets hit again* Dammit, this 'Lightning Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap' isn't working!!! This stuff is cheap!!! *reads the back of the jar* 'Produced by Yuffie Incorporated.' Damn, I THOUGHT that girl whom I bought this from looked high... Well, I guess I'll have to make it past the lightning the old fashioned way...
Meanwhile with Rikku.
Rikku: *steps into the plains* Alright, I can do this!!! *gets struck* ^^ I can still do this!!! *moves forward and gets struck again* Nope, my confidence isn't lowering!!! *gets struck again* Not yet!! *gets struck* *is trying to keep smiling* I can still do this!!! *gets struck again* AAAAAAAAAAAHH, DAMMIT!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku goes on a mad rampage and runs forward, getting struck a lot of times. She finally makes it to Rin's.
Rikku: Yes, I'm the first one here!!!
Auron makes it over, not as scorched as Rikku. Jecht finally arrives too.
Jecht: So, Rikku got hit 4,234,454,343 times...
Rikku: Shit, this can't be good.
Jecht: ...And Auron got hit 4,234,454,344 times, one more time than Rikku!!! And Rikku made it here first!!
Rikku: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: Dammit!!! That stuff should have helped me through!!! *reads the label of the jar again* 'Lightning Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap'... Wait, my thumb's blocking something... *takes thumb off jar* ARGH!!!!! It says 'Lightning DODGING Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap'!!!!!!!!!!!! IT PREVENTED ME FROM DODGING THE LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: *snicker* Now, we have to wait for our special guests to arrive. Let's go to Rin's...
The three walk into Rin's Travel Agency.
Rin: *sees Rikku* En, ehi ayo nihi wyh lyhi?
Rikku: Yep!! *runs into the inn-like room with Rin behind her and closes the door*
Auron: HEY!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!! Damn, this hasn't been a good day for me...
Jecht: O_o;;
Suddenly, Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Seymour, Kimahri, and Lulu walk into the Travel Agency.
Tidus: We're here!!
Wakka: Where is Jecht, dammit?
Jecht: Right here!
Tidus: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to Jecht and frenches him*
Jecht: *thinking* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!... I have to do something!!! *bites Tidus on the tongue really hard*
Tidus: *talking as if his tongue has just been bit (cause it has, dummbass)* OW!! DAMMITH, YOU DUMB THIT!!!
Kimahri: Are we gonna vote?
Jecht: We have to wait for Rikku to come out of the inn.
Everyone is silent for a moment. Strange sounds are heard from the inn- room.
Yuna: O.o Wonder how that happened.
Lulu: How do you think?! You told her to lower her price!!! That was a dumb move, cause she always listens to you!!! Dammit, Yuna, now your 16-year-old cousin's no longer a virgin!!! Why does no one ever listen to me?!?!?! I told her to raise the damn price!! But NO!!!... *breaks into tears* People just don't ever listen to me... Is it because I wear scary gothic make-up and slutty clothes and let my cleavage show very revealingly and like to set people on fire and like to drink heavily?... Why do people hate those qualities?... Wakka: *walks over to Lulu and pats her on the back* There there... Hey, I like those qualities in a woman... *hugs Lulu and gives everyone a look that says 'score'* Lulu: *stops crying* ...I know what you're doing, Wakka. *sets his ass on fire* Wakka: AH!!! DAMMIT, YA?!?!?! Jecht: ...That was a disturbing scene. Let's go get Rikku and start the voting...
After bribing Rikku with coffee to get her away from Rin, everyone sits down in the main room of the Travel Agency.
Seymour: Why's Rin here?
Jecht: *shrugs* Here's what we're gonna do... Since Auron and Rikku would obviously vote for each other to leave--
Rikku: *sips a cup of coffee, her eyes red* I'd vote for myself... MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Jecht: O_o Alright, whatever. We're gonna have all the rejects--Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Seymour, Kimahri, and Lulu--vote on who should leave.
Rikku: And RIN VOTES TOO!!! RIN R0X0RS!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles madly*
Jecht: Kay, Rin can vote too...
Jecht hands everyone some cheap crappy sheets of paper and they start voting. A camera appears from out of nowhere.
Jecht: Okay, the voting's over!!
Tidus walks over to the camera and sticks his face in it. He holds up his piece of paper.
Tidus: I voted for Rikku to leave. The boot camp is giving away money to the winner, but since I'm gonna buy a million nights with her, Rikku will have more than enough money when we're done.
Yuna: HEY!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Jecht: Wha?? The camp's giving money to the winner?... That's not true... Ah, shit.
Kimahri: Are we really on Survivor or something? Where'd that camera come from??
Jecht: Hmm... Survivor... Great idea!!!
Jecht grabs a stick and starts etches 'Auron--0. Rikku--1.' in a nearby tree.
Wakka: ...Why's there a tree in the Travel Agency??
Yuna runs over to the camera and shows her paper.
Yuna: I voted for Rikku to leave. Auron's been having a bad day. Rikku, on the other hand, had many great things happen--she won the event, she lost her virginity today...
Rikku: *sweatdrop* I lost it yesterday, too...
Jecht: *etches a point under Rikku's name*
Wakka runs to the camera.
Wakka: I voted for Rikku!! She's trying to compete with Lulu!! And we all know that Lulu's the BEST slut!!!
Lulu: So true. ^.^
Jecht etches another point and Kimahri runs up.
Kimahri: I want Auron to leave.
Jecht: Why?
Kimahri: Cause if I don't vote for him, then the fanfic will get screwed up...
Jecht: Er, right. *etches another point*
Lulu walks up to the camera.
Lulu: I want Auron to leave since he thinks I'm too expensive.
Auron: Yojimbo's cheaper than you!!!
Yojimbo: Yeah. I tried to buy her too.
Wakka: ...What's Yojimbo doing here?? Am I the only one who can see these things?
Jecht etches a point as Rin walks up.
Rin: Auron should leave, he's trying to steal my Rikku!!
Auron: SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!! THE DAMN LEMON AUTHORS PUT US TOGETHER, SO SHE'S MIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Wheeee!!!! People are fighting over me!!!!!!!! *giggles crazily again*
Jecht: *etches a point* Seymour, the last vote is up to you... You control the future.
Seymour: *blink blink* Was Rikku's hair blonde before?...
Jecht: *smacks own forehead* Damn, we had to get an idiot to be the last voter...
Seymour runs up to the camera.
Seymour: Hi Mom!!! I know you're dead, but I still wuv you!!! *grins* I wuv you THIS much!!! *does nothing*
Everyone: ...
Jecht; Who do you want to leave?
Seymour: Huh???
Jecht: *very pissed off* Auron or Rikku?...
Seymour: CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour runs up to Tidus and starts eating his hair.
Tidus: Damn, why does this always happen to me?? Is my hair really that thick??
Jecht: DAMMIT, SEYMOUR, JUST VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour: Mmm... Antennas... *starts to eat own hair*
Jecht: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!! *whacks Seymour with the stick*
Seymour: ... *blink blink*
Jecht: Okay... Let's assume he want Rikku to leave, since her name is the first he said.
Auron: I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: *grins* Good for you... *eyes half-closed* Need...coffeeeee...
Rin: I have something better!! *smiles wickedly*
Rikku: SUGAR?!?!?! *perks up*
Rin: Er... Sure, why not?
Rin and Rikku run into the inn.
Auron: :D Lulu, can I have tonight?
Lulu: I'm booked... Weird lemon coming up with Luzzu...
Auron: Damn... Jecht, where's my money? I have to go find that 'Rinoa' girl.
Jecht: Money?... *sweatdrop* Er...
Auron: THERE'S NO MONEY!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour walks in front of the camera as Auron is beating up Jecht in the background.
Seymour: I get to do the questions!!! What was the point of the events??
Akari: *appears* Cause they made the chapters longer...
Seymour: Why did Akari write this fic??
Akari: Cause I was hyper...
Seymour: Why am I doing the questions??
Akari: Cause Jecht is currently dead...
Seymour: Why do I keep using two question marks??
Akari: Cause you're an idiot...
Seymour: Why do you start your answers with 'cause' and end with '...'??
Akari: Cause I wanna...
Seymour: Why are you answering the questions??
Akari: Cause I feel like it...
Seymour: Why did I ask too many questions??
Akari: Cause I wanna fill up more space...
Seymour: Why are we still talking??
Akari: Cause you keep asking questions...
Seymour: Why is--
Akari: ... *punches Seymour in the face*
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There, that's the fic!!!
Disclaimer: I own FFX. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA. *gets shot*
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It's morning time and Rikku, Auron, and Jecht are outside the cabins.
Jecht: It's time for the final event!!!
Rikku: What are we doing?
The three appear in the Thunder Plains.
Jecht: Dodging lighting!!!
Rikku: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: The person who gets hit by lightning the least and makes it first to Rin's Travel Agency is the winner. I'll give you some time to plan strategies.
Auron: Why?
Jecht: Cause we need to fill up the fanfic.
Auron and Rikku walk off into separate corners. First with Auron.
Auron: *thinking to himself* This will be so easy! ...But I should cheat anyway.
Auron takes out a jar labeled 'Lightning Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap' and spreads the contents on himself.
Auron: Now, what's the prize for winning boot camp? Probably a crapload of money... Heh heh heh, what will I do with it all? Maybe pay the lemon authors to quit bothering me... Or I can buy a night with Lulu, since she's really expensive... Hee hee hee...
O_o Meanwhile with Rikku.
Rikku: Damn, how am I gonna get past this?... Well, I guess I'd better prepare an ultimate plan. Hmm, coffee will help me think...
Rikku takes out a coffee machine from nowhere O.o and makes a few cups of coffee. After approximately 40 cups of black coffee with 15 spoons of sugar in each...
Rikku: HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!! I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs evilly and drinks more coffee* I'll just walk into the plains... And go under the lightning... And... Um... Dodge it... HAHAHAHA!!! *falls over*
Rikku sees all black. Suddenly, Lulu appears in her visions, with devil horns on her head.
Lulu: Rikku, you said you wanna be just like me...
Rikku: Yeah.
Lulu: Then raise your price. 2 gil isn't enough for a night. Seriously, try 500,000; it works for me!!! That's where I get all the money to buy these belts!!! *flashes a strange smile*
Rikku: Er... Okay...
Lulu: And make sure you start wearing lots of gothic make-up and don't smile. Dress like a slut and show your chest to every guy you see. And also, remember to somehow set everyone who flirts with you on fire! Then you'll be just like me!!!
Rikku: Why are you telling me this?
Lulu: I dunno. I'm in your dreeeeams...
Rikku: Alrighty.
Yuna appears beside Lulu, wearing clearly fake angelwings.
Yuna: Damn wings... These things are heavy... Oh, Rikku. Hello.
Rikku: What the hell is this??
Yuna: Rikku, don't raise your price. More guys will come on to you if you're cheap. That's how I met Tidus! He was looking for some cheap ones!! *grins*
Rikku: o.O Alright then.
Yuna: Heh heh. Anyway, we're here to tell you how to win this event.
Lulu: Huh? I thought we were here to give her tips on being a slut.
Yuna: Shut up, Lulu, Jecht and Auron can hear you!! After all, they're watching Rikku right now.
Rikku sees Jecht and Auron in front of her.
Jecht: *pokes Rikku* *talking in a slurred voice* Aaaare yoooou okaaaaayy???
Auron: *also in a slurred voice* I thiiink we shoooould juuuust leeeeave her theeere...
Rikku: Huh? What the hell?
Yuna: You passed out after consuming too much caffeine and sugar.
Lulu: That stuff's bad for you. Seriously, Rikku, just drink beer and vodka. It's much more filling than coffee and sugar. *smiles cheesily* And it's gonna make you more like me!!
Rikku: Come on, tell me how to win the event already...
Yuna: Uh... Try dodging the lightning!!!
Yuna and Lulu dissapear. Rikku wakes up to see Auron and Jecht standing before her.
Auron: Okay, she's awake. I'll just go back to planning evil plans to cheat and win the boot camp now. *walks back to his corner*
Jecht: Are you prepared?
Rikku: Yeah... *laughs evilly* Yuna and Lulu appeared in my visions and told me how to win... They also told me about being a slut... Yuna told me to lower the price, Lulu told me to raise it...
Jecht: What are you gonna do?
Rikku: Go with Yuna. Lulu scares me. So now, I sell for $2.
Jecht: Wow, that price is even lower than the one of that 'Rinoa' girl from out of town!! Can I have tommorow night?
Rikku: Nope, I'm scheduled to 'vilg' with Rin.
Jecht: Damn. Oh well, time to start the event!!!
Auron and Rikku stand before the plains.
Jecht: Go!!!
The two start running through the plains, past the lightning. First with Auron...
Auron: Mwuahahaha!!!!! I'm perfect at this!!!!!!!! *gets hit and is scorched* Heh heh... Just a little farther... *gets hit again* Dammit, this 'Lightning Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap' isn't working!!! This stuff is cheap!!! *reads the back of the jar* 'Produced by Yuffie Incorporated.' Damn, I THOUGHT that girl whom I bought this from looked high... Well, I guess I'll have to make it past the lightning the old fashioned way...
Meanwhile with Rikku.
Rikku: *steps into the plains* Alright, I can do this!!! *gets struck* ^^ I can still do this!!! *moves forward and gets struck again* Nope, my confidence isn't lowering!!! *gets struck again* Not yet!! *gets struck* *is trying to keep smiling* I can still do this!!! *gets struck again* AAAAAAAAAAAHH, DAMMIT!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku goes on a mad rampage and runs forward, getting struck a lot of times. She finally makes it to Rin's.
Rikku: Yes, I'm the first one here!!!
Auron makes it over, not as scorched as Rikku. Jecht finally arrives too.
Jecht: So, Rikku got hit 4,234,454,343 times...
Rikku: Shit, this can't be good.
Jecht: ...And Auron got hit 4,234,454,344 times, one more time than Rikku!!! And Rikku made it here first!!
Rikku: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: Dammit!!! That stuff should have helped me through!!! *reads the label of the jar again* 'Lightning Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap'... Wait, my thumb's blocking something... *takes thumb off jar* ARGH!!!!! It says 'Lightning DODGING Preventing Greasy Liquidy Crap'!!!!!!!!!!!! IT PREVENTED ME FROM DODGING THE LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: *snicker* Now, we have to wait for our special guests to arrive. Let's go to Rin's...
The three walk into Rin's Travel Agency.
Rin: *sees Rikku* En, ehi ayo nihi wyh lyhi?
Rikku: Yep!! *runs into the inn-like room with Rin behind her and closes the door*
Auron: HEY!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!! Damn, this hasn't been a good day for me...
Jecht: O_o;;
Suddenly, Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Seymour, Kimahri, and Lulu walk into the Travel Agency.
Tidus: We're here!!
Wakka: Where is Jecht, dammit?
Jecht: Right here!
Tidus: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to Jecht and frenches him*
Jecht: *thinking* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!... I have to do something!!! *bites Tidus on the tongue really hard*
Tidus: *talking as if his tongue has just been bit (cause it has, dummbass)* OW!! DAMMITH, YOU DUMB THIT!!!
Kimahri: Are we gonna vote?
Jecht: We have to wait for Rikku to come out of the inn.
Everyone is silent for a moment. Strange sounds are heard from the inn- room.
Yuna: O.o Wonder how that happened.
Lulu: How do you think?! You told her to lower her price!!! That was a dumb move, cause she always listens to you!!! Dammit, Yuna, now your 16-year-old cousin's no longer a virgin!!! Why does no one ever listen to me?!?!?! I told her to raise the damn price!! But NO!!!... *breaks into tears* People just don't ever listen to me... Is it because I wear scary gothic make-up and slutty clothes and let my cleavage show very revealingly and like to set people on fire and like to drink heavily?... Why do people hate those qualities?... Wakka: *walks over to Lulu and pats her on the back* There there... Hey, I like those qualities in a woman... *hugs Lulu and gives everyone a look that says 'score'* Lulu: *stops crying* ...I know what you're doing, Wakka. *sets his ass on fire* Wakka: AH!!! DAMMIT, YA?!?!?! Jecht: ...That was a disturbing scene. Let's go get Rikku and start the voting...
After bribing Rikku with coffee to get her away from Rin, everyone sits down in the main room of the Travel Agency.
Seymour: Why's Rin here?
Jecht: *shrugs* Here's what we're gonna do... Since Auron and Rikku would obviously vote for each other to leave--
Rikku: *sips a cup of coffee, her eyes red* I'd vote for myself... MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Jecht: O_o Alright, whatever. We're gonna have all the rejects--Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Seymour, Kimahri, and Lulu--vote on who should leave.
Rikku: And RIN VOTES TOO!!! RIN R0X0RS!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles madly*
Jecht: Kay, Rin can vote too...
Jecht hands everyone some cheap crappy sheets of paper and they start voting. A camera appears from out of nowhere.
Jecht: Okay, the voting's over!!
Tidus walks over to the camera and sticks his face in it. He holds up his piece of paper.
Tidus: I voted for Rikku to leave. The boot camp is giving away money to the winner, but since I'm gonna buy a million nights with her, Rikku will have more than enough money when we're done.
Yuna: HEY!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Jecht: Wha?? The camp's giving money to the winner?... That's not true... Ah, shit.
Kimahri: Are we really on Survivor or something? Where'd that camera come from??
Jecht: Hmm... Survivor... Great idea!!!
Jecht grabs a stick and starts etches 'Auron--0. Rikku--1.' in a nearby tree.
Wakka: ...Why's there a tree in the Travel Agency??
Yuna runs over to the camera and shows her paper.
Yuna: I voted for Rikku to leave. Auron's been having a bad day. Rikku, on the other hand, had many great things happen--she won the event, she lost her virginity today...
Rikku: *sweatdrop* I lost it yesterday, too...
Jecht: *etches a point under Rikku's name*
Wakka runs to the camera.
Wakka: I voted for Rikku!! She's trying to compete with Lulu!! And we all know that Lulu's the BEST slut!!!
Lulu: So true. ^.^
Jecht etches another point and Kimahri runs up.
Kimahri: I want Auron to leave.
Jecht: Why?
Kimahri: Cause if I don't vote for him, then the fanfic will get screwed up...
Jecht: Er, right. *etches another point*
Lulu walks up to the camera.
Lulu: I want Auron to leave since he thinks I'm too expensive.
Auron: Yojimbo's cheaper than you!!!
Yojimbo: Yeah. I tried to buy her too.
Wakka: ...What's Yojimbo doing here?? Am I the only one who can see these things?
Jecht etches a point as Rin walks up.
Rin: Auron should leave, he's trying to steal my Rikku!!
Auron: SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!! THE DAMN LEMON AUTHORS PUT US TOGETHER, SO SHE'S MIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Wheeee!!!! People are fighting over me!!!!!!!! *giggles crazily again*
Jecht: *etches a point* Seymour, the last vote is up to you... You control the future.
Seymour: *blink blink* Was Rikku's hair blonde before?...
Jecht: *smacks own forehead* Damn, we had to get an idiot to be the last voter...
Seymour runs up to the camera.
Seymour: Hi Mom!!! I know you're dead, but I still wuv you!!! *grins* I wuv you THIS much!!! *does nothing*
Everyone: ...
Jecht; Who do you want to leave?
Seymour: Huh???
Jecht: *very pissed off* Auron or Rikku?...
Seymour: CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour runs up to Tidus and starts eating his hair.
Tidus: Damn, why does this always happen to me?? Is my hair really that thick??
Jecht: DAMMIT, SEYMOUR, JUST VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour: Mmm... Antennas... *starts to eat own hair*
Jecht: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!! *whacks Seymour with the stick*
Seymour: ... *blink blink*
Jecht: Okay... Let's assume he want Rikku to leave, since her name is the first he said.
Auron: I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: *grins* Good for you... *eyes half-closed* Need...coffeeeee...
Rin: I have something better!! *smiles wickedly*
Rikku: SUGAR?!?!?! *perks up*
Rin: Er... Sure, why not?
Rin and Rikku run into the inn.
Auron: :D Lulu, can I have tonight?
Lulu: I'm booked... Weird lemon coming up with Luzzu...
Auron: Damn... Jecht, where's my money? I have to go find that 'Rinoa' girl.
Jecht: Money?... *sweatdrop* Er...
Auron: THERE'S NO MONEY!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour walks in front of the camera as Auron is beating up Jecht in the background.
Seymour: I get to do the questions!!! What was the point of the events??
Akari: *appears* Cause they made the chapters longer...
Seymour: Why did Akari write this fic??
Akari: Cause I was hyper...
Seymour: Why am I doing the questions??
Akari: Cause Jecht is currently dead...
Seymour: Why do I keep using two question marks??
Akari: Cause you're an idiot...
Seymour: Why do you start your answers with 'cause' and end with '...'??
Akari: Cause I wanna...
Seymour: Why are you answering the questions??
Akari: Cause I feel like it...
Seymour: Why did I ask too many questions??
Akari: Cause I wanna fill up more space...
Seymour: Why are we still talking??
Akari: Cause you keep asking questions...
Seymour: Why is--
Akari: ... *punches Seymour in the face*
~*~
There, that's the fic!!!
