The Next morning…
Gourry: Why, why wont it come off?
Shipheel: None of my spells work on it!
Xelloss wakes up. And exits his tent.
Xelloss: Ahhh… *Stretches* How are you two today?
Shipheel: Please, Mr. Xelloss, how do you get this off?
Lina, who was awake the whole time, comes out of her tent.
Lina: Xelloss, did you leave them like that all night?
Xelloss: Why, yes.
Lina: Come on Xel; tell them how to get it off.
Xelloss: I can't do that.
Lina: *gets right up in his face* AND WHY NOT?
Xelloss: That's a…
Lina: *prepares a fireball* Say it and DIE!
Xelloss: Reason number one: It's not normal. Reason number two: … I don't want to.
Collective facefalt.
Shipheel: Mr. Xelloss!
Lina: *Jumps on Xel, and puts him in a headlock* Tell them now you crazy priest!
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Back at the inn.
Zelgadiss: Ohhhh! There isn't even a temple here. Not even a library! I'm going to kill Xelloss!
Filia: Oh! That sounds like a wonderful idea! Can I help?
Amelia: I can't believe it! You guys, you can't just kill him…
After a lot of auguring… Filia and Zel win… But they had to tie Amelia to the bed because they can't trust her.
Amelia: Hey! You can't leave me here! *struggles* Please… Mr. Zelgadiss!
They leave her tied to the bed while they find the troublemaker.
Val: Yea!
In a big field…
Filia: So, we wait for them to come then we…
Zel: Shhh! Here they come.
Gourry and Shipheel walk along. Still stuck together by the finger trap. Lina is being carried by Xelloss.
Val: WHAT? Back up. Tell them what happened before that.
Shut up! I'm getting there! She's unconscious, therefore putting up no fight. Zel and Filia can't see that though, and are, well, really mad.
Zel: What the?
Filia: Shhh! Come on. Let's do it!
Zel and Filia Jump out of the bushes, seemly out of breath…
Xelloss: So, what have you two been up to?
Filia: *vein thing* W-W-W-What…what did you say?
Zel: …
Gourry: I don't get it.
Shipheel: Oh, Gourry-dear. That's ok. I don't get it either.
Collective facefalt, all except Lina, who's unconscious. Which means Xelloss fell on top of her. ^_^;;;
Filia: *Whacks the fallen monster on the head with her mace* HA HA HA HA HA HA! I finally got him!
Zel: *Looks inside the crater Filia made* Didn't that overdo it Filia?
Filia: No!
Many sweat drops later…
Gourry: But what about Lina?
Filia: … I, I forgot about her.
Shipheel: Oh, I hope she's all right…
Back at the inn…
Xelloss: Owwww… *Rubs head* Owwww…
Lina: My whole body hurts… *everyone casting healing spells on her*
Filia: Oh, Lina I really am sorry… I forgot he was carrying you…
Lina: HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!!
Zelgadiss: Well, he was laying on you…
Lina: W-W-What? *Growls* Xelloss…
Xelloss: Well, you see… Gourry said something stupid…
Filia: He wasn't doing anything Miss Lina.
Lina: Yea, well… *beats him with a fan* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FALL DOWN YOU KNOW!!!!
Amelia: *mumbles*
Gourry: Amelia! Why are you tied to the bed?
Lina: *eyes go wide and looks to Zel. Blinks twice* Uhhhh, Zel?
Zelgadiss: *eyes go wide, hand goes up* It's not like that!
Xelloss: *disappears*
Shipheel: Mr. Xelloss! Come back! I need to know how to get this thing off!
Lina: *sweat drop* I'm going to eat.
Zelgadiss: Those? Those are simple. Look…
They got it off…
Messenger boy: Letter for Miss Shipheel?
Shipheel: That's me. *takes the letter, tips the boy and opens it*
Gourry: What is it?
Shipheel: Oh, No!
Gourry: What?
Shipheel: They need me back home…
Gourry: Oh.
Amelia: Umm…mmm...hhhh?
Gourry: Sure Amelia. *unties her*
Shipheel: I have to leave now. Good-bye!
Amelia: Good-bye Miss Shipheel!
Gourry: Bye!
Shipheel leaves.
Amelia: Mr. Gourry, why aren't you eating?
Gourry: Lina's eating?
Amelia: Yes.
Gourry runs out of the room screaming stuff like: Lina, wait! And: Don't eat it all!
Val-chan: Am I ever going to be inserted into this?
Not now. Anyways, the inn kicks them out, and there's no other inn's in the area, so they walk towards the woods in hope to find a good camp spot…
Gourry: Lina, I'm still hungry!
Lina: That's your problem.
Amelia: Lina, why are you so grouchy?
Lina: I'M NOT GROUCHY, WHO SAYS I'M GROUCHY?
Gourry: Well, you are a little touchy today.
Lina: AM NOT!
Filia: Lina, please calm down.
Lina: I AM CALM!
Zel: Please stop yelling Lina.
Lina: I'M NOT YELLING!
Amelia: Yes you are.
Lina: I'M NOT YELLING. YOU WANT TO SEE YELLING?
Xelloss: *appears* Sure! ^_^
Lina: THIS IS YELLING!
Amelia: Owwwww…
Gourry: My ears…
Zel: Linaaa…
Filia: Ohhhh, Miss Lina!
Xelloss: Wow. She even shattered the trees.
Trees: Ohhhh! That's worse than Naga's laugh!
Lina: Naga?
Amelia: Naga? Who's Naga?
Lina: Don't get me started on that subject.
Zel: So… Lina, why was Xelloss carrying you before?
Lina: Ask Xelloss.
Xelloss: Well, Lina was unconscious, so I carried her.
Amelia: So, why was she unconscious?
Xelloss: That is a…
Filia: *takes out mace-sama* Say it and die.
Xelloss: Oh, Filia. You could never kill me.
Filia: Want to bet?
Gourry: I know why Lina was unconscious.
Everyone facefalts, and asks him.
Gourry: Well… Lina facefalted on a sharp pointy rock, and Xelloss was cooking, and…
Amelia: Xelloss was cooking?
Zel: No wonder she was unconscious!
Xelloss: I'm not that bad of a cook!
Filia: Just like a monster to be a bad cook!
Xelloss: I am not a bad cook!
Lina: Hello?
Everyone looks wide-eyed at Lina…
Lina: Xelloss's cooking wasn't bad…
Xelloss: See!
Lina: As Gourry said before, I facefalted on a sharp pointy rock…
Zel: And that's what caused all this?
Xelloss: Well, yea.
They set up camp and all that… Anyways, they were all sitting around the campfire…
Gourry: Wow. Xelloss's cooking really is good.
Amelia: Mmmmm…
Lina: See?
Xelloss: ^_^!
Filia: Humph!
Gourry: Filia, you should really try some of this!
Filia: I am not trying something a monster cooked!
Xelloss: *twitch, twitch*
Lina: Filia! He's not going to kill you! Here, try some.
Filia: No way!
Lina: Ohhhh! I give up. I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER OF YOU! I'm going to bed.
Xelloss: Hey, Zel… ^_^
Gourry: Why, why wont it come off?
Shipheel: None of my spells work on it!
Xelloss wakes up. And exits his tent.
Xelloss: Ahhh… *Stretches* How are you two today?
Shipheel: Please, Mr. Xelloss, how do you get this off?
Lina, who was awake the whole time, comes out of her tent.
Lina: Xelloss, did you leave them like that all night?
Xelloss: Why, yes.
Lina: Come on Xel; tell them how to get it off.
Xelloss: I can't do that.
Lina: *gets right up in his face* AND WHY NOT?
Xelloss: That's a…
Lina: *prepares a fireball* Say it and DIE!
Xelloss: Reason number one: It's not normal. Reason number two: … I don't want to.
Collective facefalt.
Shipheel: Mr. Xelloss!
Lina: *Jumps on Xel, and puts him in a headlock* Tell them now you crazy priest!
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Back at the inn.
Zelgadiss: Ohhhh! There isn't even a temple here. Not even a library! I'm going to kill Xelloss!
Filia: Oh! That sounds like a wonderful idea! Can I help?
Amelia: I can't believe it! You guys, you can't just kill him…
After a lot of auguring… Filia and Zel win… But they had to tie Amelia to the bed because they can't trust her.
Amelia: Hey! You can't leave me here! *struggles* Please… Mr. Zelgadiss!
They leave her tied to the bed while they find the troublemaker.
Val: Yea!
In a big field…
Filia: So, we wait for them to come then we…
Zel: Shhh! Here they come.
Gourry and Shipheel walk along. Still stuck together by the finger trap. Lina is being carried by Xelloss.
Val: WHAT? Back up. Tell them what happened before that.
Shut up! I'm getting there! She's unconscious, therefore putting up no fight. Zel and Filia can't see that though, and are, well, really mad.
Zel: What the?
Filia: Shhh! Come on. Let's do it!
Zel and Filia Jump out of the bushes, seemly out of breath…
Xelloss: So, what have you two been up to?
Filia: *vein thing* W-W-W-What…what did you say?
Zel: …
Gourry: I don't get it.
Shipheel: Oh, Gourry-dear. That's ok. I don't get it either.
Collective facefalt, all except Lina, who's unconscious. Which means Xelloss fell on top of her. ^_^;;;
Filia: *Whacks the fallen monster on the head with her mace* HA HA HA HA HA HA! I finally got him!
Zel: *Looks inside the crater Filia made* Didn't that overdo it Filia?
Filia: No!
Many sweat drops later…
Gourry: But what about Lina?
Filia: … I, I forgot about her.
Shipheel: Oh, I hope she's all right…
Back at the inn…
Xelloss: Owwww… *Rubs head* Owwww…
Lina: My whole body hurts… *everyone casting healing spells on her*
Filia: Oh, Lina I really am sorry… I forgot he was carrying you…
Lina: HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!!
Zelgadiss: Well, he was laying on you…
Lina: W-W-What? *Growls* Xelloss…
Xelloss: Well, you see… Gourry said something stupid…
Filia: He wasn't doing anything Miss Lina.
Lina: Yea, well… *beats him with a fan* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FALL DOWN YOU KNOW!!!!
Amelia: *mumbles*
Gourry: Amelia! Why are you tied to the bed?
Lina: *eyes go wide and looks to Zel. Blinks twice* Uhhhh, Zel?
Zelgadiss: *eyes go wide, hand goes up* It's not like that!
Xelloss: *disappears*
Shipheel: Mr. Xelloss! Come back! I need to know how to get this thing off!
Lina: *sweat drop* I'm going to eat.
Zelgadiss: Those? Those are simple. Look…
They got it off…
Messenger boy: Letter for Miss Shipheel?
Shipheel: That's me. *takes the letter, tips the boy and opens it*
Gourry: What is it?
Shipheel: Oh, No!
Gourry: What?
Shipheel: They need me back home…
Gourry: Oh.
Amelia: Umm…mmm...hhhh?
Gourry: Sure Amelia. *unties her*
Shipheel: I have to leave now. Good-bye!
Amelia: Good-bye Miss Shipheel!
Gourry: Bye!
Shipheel leaves.
Amelia: Mr. Gourry, why aren't you eating?
Gourry: Lina's eating?
Amelia: Yes.
Gourry runs out of the room screaming stuff like: Lina, wait! And: Don't eat it all!
Val-chan: Am I ever going to be inserted into this?
Not now. Anyways, the inn kicks them out, and there's no other inn's in the area, so they walk towards the woods in hope to find a good camp spot…
Gourry: Lina, I'm still hungry!
Lina: That's your problem.
Amelia: Lina, why are you so grouchy?
Lina: I'M NOT GROUCHY, WHO SAYS I'M GROUCHY?
Gourry: Well, you are a little touchy today.
Lina: AM NOT!
Filia: Lina, please calm down.
Lina: I AM CALM!
Zel: Please stop yelling Lina.
Lina: I'M NOT YELLING!
Amelia: Yes you are.
Lina: I'M NOT YELLING. YOU WANT TO SEE YELLING?
Xelloss: *appears* Sure! ^_^
Lina: THIS IS YELLING!
Amelia: Owwwww…
Gourry: My ears…
Zel: Linaaa…
Filia: Ohhhh, Miss Lina!
Xelloss: Wow. She even shattered the trees.
Trees: Ohhhh! That's worse than Naga's laugh!
Lina: Naga?
Amelia: Naga? Who's Naga?
Lina: Don't get me started on that subject.
Zel: So… Lina, why was Xelloss carrying you before?
Lina: Ask Xelloss.
Xelloss: Well, Lina was unconscious, so I carried her.
Amelia: So, why was she unconscious?
Xelloss: That is a…
Filia: *takes out mace-sama* Say it and die.
Xelloss: Oh, Filia. You could never kill me.
Filia: Want to bet?
Gourry: I know why Lina was unconscious.
Everyone facefalts, and asks him.
Gourry: Well… Lina facefalted on a sharp pointy rock, and Xelloss was cooking, and…
Amelia: Xelloss was cooking?
Zel: No wonder she was unconscious!
Xelloss: I'm not that bad of a cook!
Filia: Just like a monster to be a bad cook!
Xelloss: I am not a bad cook!
Lina: Hello?
Everyone looks wide-eyed at Lina…
Lina: Xelloss's cooking wasn't bad…
Xelloss: See!
Lina: As Gourry said before, I facefalted on a sharp pointy rock…
Zel: And that's what caused all this?
Xelloss: Well, yea.
They set up camp and all that… Anyways, they were all sitting around the campfire…
Gourry: Wow. Xelloss's cooking really is good.
Amelia: Mmmmm…
Lina: See?
Xelloss: ^_^!
Filia: Humph!
Gourry: Filia, you should really try some of this!
Filia: I am not trying something a monster cooked!
Xelloss: *twitch, twitch*
Lina: Filia! He's not going to kill you! Here, try some.
Filia: No way!
Lina: Ohhhh! I give up. I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER OF YOU! I'm going to bed.
Xelloss: Hey, Zel… ^_^
