Zelgadiss: *Growls* What now?
Xelloss: Guess what I've got.
Zel: I don't care.
Xelloss: Wrong! Guess again!
Zel: I already told you, I don't care.
Xelloss: And I already told you, that's wrong.
Zelgadiss: Fine, I give up, what is it?
Xelloss: Just a little something I picked up from a certain temple…
Zel: What temple? Where?
Xelloss: Oh, somewhere along the way…
Zel: What is it?
Xelloss: You have to guess!
Lina: SHUT UP!
Zel: Is it a potion?
Xelloss: No…
Lina: I can still hear you…
Zel: What is it then?
Xelloss: Sore Wa…
Lina: *Top half of body emerges from tent* FIREBALL!
Xelloss: *Disappears, then reappears*
Zel: Owww…
Lina: SHUT UP AND LET ME GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
Zel: *Sweat drop*
Xelloss: Do you really want to know what it is?
Zel: Yea…
Xelloss: Oh, Filia!
Filia: Leave me alone namagoni!
Lina: JUST SHUT UP!
Xelloss: But it's really important!
Filia: *Mutters but approaches them* Yea, what do you want?
Xelloss: *Grabs their hands and joins all of their fingers with a Chinese finger trap* THIS!
Lina: FIREBALL!
Xelloss: Goodnight! *Disappears*
Filia: Ahhhhh!
The next morning we see Filia sleeping on Zel's shoulder. Zel is leaned up next to a tree. Amelia is trying to start a fire, but is failing miserably. Mostly because she is too busy staring at Filia and Zel. Oh, and Val is there. He stumbled in; he is also staring at the pair. Lina is still asleep, Gourry disappeared, and Xelloss still hasn't returned.
Gourry: *stumbles into camp*
Amelia: *Doesn't notice him*
Val: *Doesn't either*
Lina: *Wakes up and comes out of her tent* Hello minna! *Notices the couple* What's with them?
Amelia: I don't care!
Xelloss: *appears* Sure you do!
Amelia: No, I don't!
Xelloss: Yes you do.
Amelia: No, I don't!
Xelloss: Yes…
Lina: What do you want Xelloss?
Xelloss: What do you mean?
Lina: You know what I mean!
Zel: *Wakes up* What's all the commotion?
Amelia: I think you know!
Zel: *Notices Filia* It's not like that!
Filia: *Wakes up* What's going on?
Val: I have no idea…
Filia: What are you doing here? *tries to get up, but can't because of the Chinese finger traps*
Val: I came to see you.
Filia: I thought I told you to stay home.
Val: *laughs nervously* Yea, well, about that…
Lina: I don't care about that… All I care about is what Xelloss wants us to destroy now.
Xelloss: I think that's my cue to go…
Lina: Oh, no you don't! *Jumps on him and puts him in a headlock*
Zel: Here we go again… *Tries to get the finger traps off* Hey, they wont come off!
Xelloss: Oh yes, those are enchanted finger traps. So, they wont come off by normal means.
Lina: What do you mean?
Xelloss: They wont come off until the couple confesses their true feelings for each other.
Filia: Confesses their true feelings?
Xelloss: Yes, you have to tell each other exactly how you feel about each other.
Lina: *Lets go of him, only to find herself stuck to him by a finger trap* HEY!
Gourry: I don't get it…
Amelia: *Cries*
Dark figure in the shadows: Now's my chance…
The dark figure springs out of the trees and thick bushes. He quickly grabs Amelia while no one's looking. Then he runs off as fast as he can.
Zel: HEY!
Filia: What?
Zel: Filia, I think you're pretty, a little immature, but smart. I also think you're a kind caring person.
Zel's end of the finger traps snap off. He runs off in the direction that the guy took Amelia.
Lina: Hey, Zel? Where you off to?
Filia: What, what just happened?
Lina: Xelloss, what's going on? Where'd Amelia go, and why did Zel take off like that?
Xelloss: Well, you see…
Lina: Tell me the truth. And all of it!
Val: Mom, I'm going home. These people scare me.
Filia: That's good. They scare me too.
Val: It's good that they scare me?
Filia: No, it's good that you're going home.
Val: Yea, ummm, bye! *leaves*
Xelloss: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
He continues to tell the Star Wars saga, after he finishes…
Lina: Where in the hell did that come from?
Gourry: I think you hit him a little too hard in the head Lina.
Filia: Jar-Jar just sounds so adorable!
Lina: *Sweat drops* Just what did that have to do with Amelia leaving?
Xelloss: Absolutely nothing!
They all facefalt, moaning…
Lina: Xelloss…
Xelloss: Ok, here's a true story… Ranma was just a little kid, but his dad put him through hell. One day they went to China…
Xelloss proceeds to tell the life stories of Ranma-tachi in great detail…
Gourry: I don't get it, how could Ranma be half girl, and half boy?
Filia: Remember? He fell into a cursed spring. P-chan just is so kawaii!
Lina: XELLOSS! THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE FACING NOW! TELL US SOMETHING USEFUL, PLEASE!
Xelloss: But, that was useful!
Lina: AHHHHHHH!!! *beats Xelloss mercilessly with her fan* NOITWASN'TANDYOUKNOWIT! NOWSTOPTELLINGUSUSLESSCRAPANDTELLUSWHAT'SGOINGON!
Gourry: I think that was a record!
Lina: SHUT UP!
Xelloss: Well, that's a se…
Lina: Say it and die!
Xelloss: Ok, well, that's something I don't know at all!
Everyone facefalts, moaning, except, Xelloss who is connected by the finger trap to Lina, so he falls on top of her.
Lina: Get off of me!
Xelloss: *does as he is told*
Gourry: So, Lina… What do we do now?
Lina: I don't think there's anything else we can do except start off in the direction that Zel went in.
Gourry: Well, let's go then!
A/N Sorry it's such a short chapter! But I think this is a pretty good place to end it. More coming soon! I don't really know where to go from here, but, I'll think of something!
Xelloss: Guess what I've got.
Zel: I don't care.
Xelloss: Wrong! Guess again!
Zel: I already told you, I don't care.
Xelloss: And I already told you, that's wrong.
Zelgadiss: Fine, I give up, what is it?
Xelloss: Just a little something I picked up from a certain temple…
Zel: What temple? Where?
Xelloss: Oh, somewhere along the way…
Zel: What is it?
Xelloss: You have to guess!
Lina: SHUT UP!
Zel: Is it a potion?
Xelloss: No…
Lina: I can still hear you…
Zel: What is it then?
Xelloss: Sore Wa…
Lina: *Top half of body emerges from tent* FIREBALL!
Xelloss: *Disappears, then reappears*
Zel: Owww…
Lina: SHUT UP AND LET ME GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
Zel: *Sweat drop*
Xelloss: Do you really want to know what it is?
Zel: Yea…
Xelloss: Oh, Filia!
Filia: Leave me alone namagoni!
Lina: JUST SHUT UP!
Xelloss: But it's really important!
Filia: *Mutters but approaches them* Yea, what do you want?
Xelloss: *Grabs their hands and joins all of their fingers with a Chinese finger trap* THIS!
Lina: FIREBALL!
Xelloss: Goodnight! *Disappears*
Filia: Ahhhhh!
The next morning we see Filia sleeping on Zel's shoulder. Zel is leaned up next to a tree. Amelia is trying to start a fire, but is failing miserably. Mostly because she is too busy staring at Filia and Zel. Oh, and Val is there. He stumbled in; he is also staring at the pair. Lina is still asleep, Gourry disappeared, and Xelloss still hasn't returned.
Gourry: *stumbles into camp*
Amelia: *Doesn't notice him*
Val: *Doesn't either*
Lina: *Wakes up and comes out of her tent* Hello minna! *Notices the couple* What's with them?
Amelia: I don't care!
Xelloss: *appears* Sure you do!
Amelia: No, I don't!
Xelloss: Yes you do.
Amelia: No, I don't!
Xelloss: Yes…
Lina: What do you want Xelloss?
Xelloss: What do you mean?
Lina: You know what I mean!
Zel: *Wakes up* What's all the commotion?
Amelia: I think you know!
Zel: *Notices Filia* It's not like that!
Filia: *Wakes up* What's going on?
Val: I have no idea…
Filia: What are you doing here? *tries to get up, but can't because of the Chinese finger traps*
Val: I came to see you.
Filia: I thought I told you to stay home.
Val: *laughs nervously* Yea, well, about that…
Lina: I don't care about that… All I care about is what Xelloss wants us to destroy now.
Xelloss: I think that's my cue to go…
Lina: Oh, no you don't! *Jumps on him and puts him in a headlock*
Zel: Here we go again… *Tries to get the finger traps off* Hey, they wont come off!
Xelloss: Oh yes, those are enchanted finger traps. So, they wont come off by normal means.
Lina: What do you mean?
Xelloss: They wont come off until the couple confesses their true feelings for each other.
Filia: Confesses their true feelings?
Xelloss: Yes, you have to tell each other exactly how you feel about each other.
Lina: *Lets go of him, only to find herself stuck to him by a finger trap* HEY!
Gourry: I don't get it…
Amelia: *Cries*
Dark figure in the shadows: Now's my chance…
The dark figure springs out of the trees and thick bushes. He quickly grabs Amelia while no one's looking. Then he runs off as fast as he can.
Zel: HEY!
Filia: What?
Zel: Filia, I think you're pretty, a little immature, but smart. I also think you're a kind caring person.
Zel's end of the finger traps snap off. He runs off in the direction that the guy took Amelia.
Lina: Hey, Zel? Where you off to?
Filia: What, what just happened?
Lina: Xelloss, what's going on? Where'd Amelia go, and why did Zel take off like that?
Xelloss: Well, you see…
Lina: Tell me the truth. And all of it!
Val: Mom, I'm going home. These people scare me.
Filia: That's good. They scare me too.
Val: It's good that they scare me?
Filia: No, it's good that you're going home.
Val: Yea, ummm, bye! *leaves*
Xelloss: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
He continues to tell the Star Wars saga, after he finishes…
Lina: Where in the hell did that come from?
Gourry: I think you hit him a little too hard in the head Lina.
Filia: Jar-Jar just sounds so adorable!
Lina: *Sweat drops* Just what did that have to do with Amelia leaving?
Xelloss: Absolutely nothing!
They all facefalt, moaning…
Lina: Xelloss…
Xelloss: Ok, here's a true story… Ranma was just a little kid, but his dad put him through hell. One day they went to China…
Xelloss proceeds to tell the life stories of Ranma-tachi in great detail…
Gourry: I don't get it, how could Ranma be half girl, and half boy?
Filia: Remember? He fell into a cursed spring. P-chan just is so kawaii!
Lina: XELLOSS! THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE FACING NOW! TELL US SOMETHING USEFUL, PLEASE!
Xelloss: But, that was useful!
Lina: AHHHHHHH!!! *beats Xelloss mercilessly with her fan* NOITWASN'TANDYOUKNOWIT! NOWSTOPTELLINGUSUSLESSCRAPANDTELLUSWHAT'SGOINGON!
Gourry: I think that was a record!
Lina: SHUT UP!
Xelloss: Well, that's a se…
Lina: Say it and die!
Xelloss: Ok, well, that's something I don't know at all!
Everyone facefalts, moaning, except, Xelloss who is connected by the finger trap to Lina, so he falls on top of her.
Lina: Get off of me!
Xelloss: *does as he is told*
Gourry: So, Lina… What do we do now?
Lina: I don't think there's anything else we can do except start off in the direction that Zel went in.
Gourry: Well, let's go then!
A/N Sorry it's such a short chapter! But I think this is a pretty good place to end it. More coming soon! I don't really know where to go from here, but, I'll think of something!