Lina: Hey, Joe?
Joe: Yea?
Lina: Can I have some food?
Joe: Here, have a stick of gum.
Lina: A stick of gum?
Joe: You all can have a piece.
Lina: A piece?
Joe: Yeah.
Lina: Oh, I give up!
Joe: Do you want the piece of gum or not?
Lina: Yea, yea, yea…
They all take pieces of gum.
Lina: Oh, there's something I've been meaning to ask you…
Joe: Yea?
Lina: Is Xelloss helping you all in anyway?
Filia: I knew it! I should have killed him from the start!
Joe: Calm down. I don't know anyone by the name of Xelloss.
Jim: My shift.
Joe: Hey Jim?
Jim: Yea?
Joe: Do you know anyone by the name of Xelloss?
Jim: Well, I'm new here and I don't know everybody's name yet…
Lina: You don't know everybody's name yet? HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?!? EVEN I KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!
Amelia: Yea. It isn't that complicated.
Jim: I don't know ok? I'm not that good with names.
Filia: Understatement of the year award goes to… Jim!
Amelia: Is it just me, or is she acting like Mr. Zelgadiss?
Lina: Don't you know? We caught them making out!
Amelia: Mr. Zelgadiss, and Filia? *Goes into nervous breakdown mode*
Filia: Miss Lina, that isn't helping… Besides YOU SLEPT WITH XELLOSS!
Amelia: Miss Lina how could you? *Goes on and on*
Lina: Now, now, it's not what it sounds like. Really!
The guys drag in Shipheel. While Lina and Co. are getting to know how Shipheel ended up here, the guys are…
Xelloss: I can't believe it! Oh, I see, you're just jealous because you wanted Lina-chan all for your self.
Zel: That is totally untrue!
Gourry: Hey! Don't kidnap me; I'm not a girl!
Bad Guy Masked Dude: My bad. *Leaves waving an apologetic hand*
Xelloss: Gourry! Stop him!
Gourry: Why?
Zel: He knows where Filia and Lina are!
Xelloss: Since when did Filia EVER come before Lina-chan?
Gourry: Guys, he's getting away…
Zel: I know, you're trying to stall!
Xelloss: Come on. *Drags Zel after the Bad Guy Masked Dude*
Zel: Hey! Let go of me!
While our argumentative heroes followed the ever-elusive Bad Guy Masked Dude, let's check up on are damsels in distress…
Lina: I AM NOT A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!
Well, you've been one before!
Lina: Yea! I got called a short little kid with a flat chest!
Get over it!
Shipheel: I can't wait for Gourry dear to run in and save me! *In Shipheel vision, Gourry has swept her off her feet and is surrounded by roses. *
Filia: And Zelgadiss me. *Same thing as above only Zel holding Filia*
Lina: *in fake voice, kawaii eyes* And Xelloss me.
Xelloss: *makes an entrance with the other two, doing his hero impression* Glad you feel that way Lina.
The two love sick puppies swoon, leaving Lina gagging.
Amelia: Hey! Who do I end up with?
Shut up, I'm working on it! The guys fight off the bad guys with no trouble at all.
Shipheel: Go Gourry!
Filia: Go Zelgadiss!
Lina: Go bad guys!
Xelloss: *pouts* Oh, Lina you don't really mean that do you? *All the while dodging all the bad guy's assaults*
Amelia: I wanted to be with Mr. Zelgadiss!
After a short fight the guys free the women.
Zel: *picks up Filia, more like sweeps her off her feet* Are you ok?
Filia: *Flash back to the rose scene* Yea, I think so…
Gourry: *Picks up Amelia* Are you ok?
Shipheel: What?!?
Amelia: *Gets all starry eyed* Oh, Mr. Gourry!
Lina: Humph! *Eyes the couples jealously*
Xelloss: *Picks up Boss* Who are you working for?
Masked Lady: You need ask?
Billy Bob Joe Jim: Miss Shipheel?
Shipheel: Yes?
Billy Bob Joe Jim: Umm, I don't know how to say this… Umm… Will you go out with me?
Shipheel: *takes one long last pathetic look at Gourry* Yes, let's go.
Billy Bob Joe Jim: *Sweeps her off her feet*
Lina: This is just great. *Eyes Shipheel and Billy Bob Joe Jim*
Masked Lady: Hello? Pay attention to meeeee!
Masked Lady 2: OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Lina: I know that laugh!
Masked Lady 2: You are right Lina! It is I Naga, the great white serpent! *rips off her mask*
Masked Lady: What about me?
Amelia: Gracia? Is that you?
Naga: No, I am Naga! Naga the serpent! Naga…
Lina: Her name's Naga and she's a pain in the…
Filia: SHE'S NOT SWEARING!!
Masked Lady: Wow, you're still really small aren't you Lina?
Naga: Yea, you haven't grown much since you were twelve?
Masked Lady: *stuck up laugh*
Lina: I know that stuck up laugh!
Zel: Isn't it odd she identifies people by their laugh?
Filia: Well, with laughs like those…
Masked Lady: It is I Martina…
Lina: Don't start on your name!
Naga: OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Lina: Don't tell me. Don't tell me you two clowns are/were behind all this!
Martina: Well, Zelgandis did help a little…
Zelgandis: Gourry, I challenge you to a duel!
Lina: *mumbling*
Xelloss: Um, Lina-chan?
Lina: LET THE FOOLS WHO STAND BEFORE ME BE DESTROYED BY THE POWER YOU AND I POSSESS! DRAGON SLAVE!!!!
Martina: Lina, that wasn't fair!
Naga: Anyone have a bottle of brandy?
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!
Xelloss: Now Lina…
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!
Xelloss: Owww, ow!
Lina: Any one else adding anything?
Zelgandis: I didn't get to have my duel!
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!
Zelgadiss: Lina, please!
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss comes around the back of Lina and grabs her around the waist.
Lina: Solar Plexus, insteps, something or the other *punches him unmercifully*, groin!
Xelloss: *rolling around on the ground, moaning*
Lina: Ray Wing! *flies off into the sunset*
Zel: Filia, are you ok?
Filia: Yea, I think so…
Zel: Tea?
Filia: Thank you.
Shipheel: *slipped away from the crazies when things were exploding*
Billy Bob Joe Jim: *Slipped away with her*
Gourry: Amelia, are you ok?
Amelia: Yes. Thank you Mr. Gourry!
Xelloss: Fazed out.
Lina finally had to stop and rest. She chose the inn closest to her location.
Lina: Room for…
Xelloss: *fazed in* 2 please.
Lina: Xelloss, what are you doing here?