Xelloss: Oh, nothing.
Innkeeper: Ok, room 201, that will be 2000 gold pieces.
Lina grabbed the key and ran to the top of the stairs.
Lina's Voice: Oh, Xelloss. Be a dear and get the bill!
Xelloss: 2000 gold pieces?
Innkeeper: That's right!
Xelloss: *pays the man and heads up to the room*
After some, um, lots of grumbling… And arguing through the door…
Xelloss: Please let me in the room Lina.
Lina: No.
Xelloss: But I paid for it.
Lina: Thank you.
Xelloss sighed. He knew he wasn't going to get in by talking. So…
Xelloss: *fazes in*
Lina: HEY! YOU STUPID JERK! WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!!
Xelloss: I paid for the room Lina. Now I'm going to sleep in it.
Lina: Oh, no you're not.
Xelloss: Yes I am.
Lina: No.
Xelloss: Yes.
And so on, and so forth…
Lina: I'm getting tired of this. At lest leave so I can change.
Xelloss: Fine. *Fazes out*
2 hours later…
Xelloss: Lina, can I come in yet?
Lina: No.
Xelloss: Lina!
Lina: I can't believe you pulled a stunt like that!
Xelloss: *Fazes in* What stunt?
Lina: YOU WALKED IN ON ME YOU MORON!!! FIREBALL!
Xelloss: *easily doges it* Oh, Lina. That wasn't a stunt. *Kisses her full on the lips* That is a stunt! *laughs, then fazes out*
Lina: *Turns bright red*
Lina finally gets to sleep, but it isn't very restful…
LINA'S DREAM:
Lina is about ready to take a bath. She has her bathrobe up and her hair pinned. She steps into the bathroom…
Xelloss: Hello!
END OF LINA'S DREAM.
Lina: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: *fazes in* Oh, I thought it was a good dream!
Lina: HENTAI!!!!!!! DRAGON SLAVE!!!
Xelloss: *fazes back in* Lina, your aim is getting really bad!
Lina: Xelloss come back here!
Xelloss: What? It was a good dream!
Lina: *eyes narrow* DRAGON SALVE!!!!
Time elapses…
Xelloss: *burnt to a crisp* Owwwwww… Lina-chan that wasn't fair!
Lina: You deserved it.
Xelloss: Now I need a bath.
Lina: Fireball!
Xelloss: Owwwww… I wasn't thinking about that! But that is a good idea…
Lina: *evil look* I know how to take care of you…
Xelloss: Uh oh.
Lina: *mumble, mumble, mumble*
Xelloss: *looks really scared* Um, Lina?
Lina: *mumble, mumble, mumble*
Xelloss pulls her into a deep passionate kiss. Of course that's pretty much the only thing he could do. When he pulls away…
Lina: *looks at him oddly, then blushes* Ragna Blade!
Xelloss's eyes widen with terror and he fazes out.
Lina: STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS UNLESS YOU WANT THIS SHOVED RIGHT UP YOUR…
Xelloss: *fazes back in, then tickles her from behind* My what Lina?
Lina: Ahhhh! *looses her concentration and the blade* Don't do that!
Xelloss: I didn't know you were ticklish.
Lina: I'm not.
Xelloss: *tickles her*
Lina: AHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH! Stop it. *giggle, scream, giggle, giggle, giggle* Xelloss *giggle* stop *giggle* Xel- *giggle*
Xelloss: *pushes her into the room* What Lina?
Lina: AHHHHH! *giggle, giggle, giggle* Xel- *giggle* oss! *giggle, giggle, giggle*
Xelloss: *pushes her onto the bed* I thought you weren't ticklish.
Lina: *giggle, giggle, giggle* Xel- *giggle* I *giggle* Xel- *giggle, giggle, giggle*
Xelloss: *climbs on top of her* What Lina?
Lina: *giggle* S- *giggle* top! *giggle, giggle, giggle* Xel! *giggle.*
Xelloss: *stops and looks down to her* But you lieded.
Lina: Lieded? Is that even a word?
Xelloss: *sad puppy-dog thing*
Lina: Hey! That's mine!
Xelloss: What's yours?
Lina: That face you're making!
Xelloss: *goes back to normal* what face?
Lina: Urrrrrr…
Xelloss: *cocks head cutely*
Lina: Oh, get offa me!
Xelloss: *deep sexy voice* Is that what you really want?
Lina: What the Hell?
Xelloss: *deep sexy voice* I asked you if that was what you really wanted.
Lina: No, the voice thing.
Xelloss: *deep sexy voice* You like it?
Lina: Well, sorta.
Xelloss leans down for another kiss when…
Innkeeper: Ok, room 201, that will be 2000 gold pieces.
Lina grabbed the key and ran to the top of the stairs.
Lina's Voice: Oh, Xelloss. Be a dear and get the bill!
Xelloss: 2000 gold pieces?
Innkeeper: That's right!
Xelloss: *pays the man and heads up to the room*
After some, um, lots of grumbling… And arguing through the door…
Xelloss: Please let me in the room Lina.
Lina: No.
Xelloss: But I paid for it.
Lina: Thank you.
Xelloss sighed. He knew he wasn't going to get in by talking. So…
Xelloss: *fazes in*
Lina: HEY! YOU STUPID JERK! WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!!
Xelloss: I paid for the room Lina. Now I'm going to sleep in it.
Lina: Oh, no you're not.
Xelloss: Yes I am.
Lina: No.
Xelloss: Yes.
And so on, and so forth…
Lina: I'm getting tired of this. At lest leave so I can change.
Xelloss: Fine. *Fazes out*
2 hours later…
Xelloss: Lina, can I come in yet?
Lina: No.
Xelloss: Lina!
Lina: I can't believe you pulled a stunt like that!
Xelloss: *Fazes in* What stunt?
Lina: YOU WALKED IN ON ME YOU MORON!!! FIREBALL!
Xelloss: *easily doges it* Oh, Lina. That wasn't a stunt. *Kisses her full on the lips* That is a stunt! *laughs, then fazes out*
Lina: *Turns bright red*
Lina finally gets to sleep, but it isn't very restful…
LINA'S DREAM:
Lina is about ready to take a bath. She has her bathrobe up and her hair pinned. She steps into the bathroom…
Xelloss: Hello!
END OF LINA'S DREAM.
Lina: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: *fazes in* Oh, I thought it was a good dream!
Lina: HENTAI!!!!!!! DRAGON SLAVE!!!
Xelloss: *fazes back in* Lina, your aim is getting really bad!
Lina: Xelloss come back here!
Xelloss: What? It was a good dream!
Lina: *eyes narrow* DRAGON SALVE!!!!
Time elapses…
Xelloss: *burnt to a crisp* Owwwwww… Lina-chan that wasn't fair!
Lina: You deserved it.
Xelloss: Now I need a bath.
Lina: Fireball!
Xelloss: Owwwww… I wasn't thinking about that! But that is a good idea…
Lina: *evil look* I know how to take care of you…
Xelloss: Uh oh.
Lina: *mumble, mumble, mumble*
Xelloss: *looks really scared* Um, Lina?
Lina: *mumble, mumble, mumble*
Xelloss pulls her into a deep passionate kiss. Of course that's pretty much the only thing he could do. When he pulls away…
Lina: *looks at him oddly, then blushes* Ragna Blade!
Xelloss's eyes widen with terror and he fazes out.
Lina: STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS UNLESS YOU WANT THIS SHOVED RIGHT UP YOUR…
Xelloss: *fazes back in, then tickles her from behind* My what Lina?
Lina: Ahhhh! *looses her concentration and the blade* Don't do that!
Xelloss: I didn't know you were ticklish.
Lina: I'm not.
Xelloss: *tickles her*
Lina: AHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH! Stop it. *giggle, scream, giggle, giggle, giggle* Xelloss *giggle* stop *giggle* Xel- *giggle*
Xelloss: *pushes her into the room* What Lina?
Lina: AHHHHH! *giggle, giggle, giggle* Xel- *giggle* oss! *giggle, giggle, giggle*
Xelloss: *pushes her onto the bed* I thought you weren't ticklish.
Lina: *giggle, giggle, giggle* Xel- *giggle* I *giggle* Xel- *giggle, giggle, giggle*
Xelloss: *climbs on top of her* What Lina?
Lina: *giggle* S- *giggle* top! *giggle, giggle, giggle* Xel! *giggle.*
Xelloss: *stops and looks down to her* But you lieded.
Lina: Lieded? Is that even a word?
Xelloss: *sad puppy-dog thing*
Lina: Hey! That's mine!
Xelloss: What's yours?
Lina: That face you're making!
Xelloss: *goes back to normal* what face?
Lina: Urrrrrr…
Xelloss: *cocks head cutely*
Lina: Oh, get offa me!
Xelloss: *deep sexy voice* Is that what you really want?
Lina: What the Hell?
Xelloss: *deep sexy voice* I asked you if that was what you really wanted.
Lina: No, the voice thing.
Xelloss: *deep sexy voice* You like it?
Lina: Well, sorta.
Xelloss leans down for another kiss when…