Xelas: Oh Xelloss! I need you to do something.
Xelloss: But…
Lina: But…
Xelas: But nothing. *grabs Xelloss by the ear*
Xelloss: Ouch, ouch, ouch…
Xelas: Your going home mister.
Lina: What in the…
Xelloss: But…
Xelas: Now, what did I say about saying but to me?
They both faze out.
Lina: o.O
Martina: Ha, ha ha ha! I am Martina the magnificent!
Naga: Oh Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… h- *cough, cough, hack, cough, fall over dead*
Lina: YEA!!! One down, one to go.
Martina: You'll never get rid of me Lina. I am brilliant!
Lina: *sarcastically* Really.
Martina: It was I who thought up that magnificent plan to get rid of all of you, so I could have all the men to my self! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Lina: That was you?
Martina: Yes, it was.
Naga: Hey, it was my idea too.
Lina: But you're dead!
Naga: Oh, yea… *Falls over dramatically, five minutes later she finally dies*
Lina: But Martina, you're already married!
Martina: So?
Zelgandus: Yes my sweet, you are married to me.
Martina: Oh yea. I forgot sweetums.
Lina: *gagging noises*
Zelgandus: You must never forget because…
Martina: Yes darling?
Lina: Please LON, don't make this go on…
LON: Ok, but only of you stop rhyming my name, that is very lame.
Lina: But you…
LON: Shhhh. Watch. *Gestures to Martina and Zel, then dissapears*
Zelgandus: Ummmm…
Marina: What dear?
Zelgandus: I forgot.
Martina: *Pounds him with a giant mallet she got from Nowhere*
Lina: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Martina: I wouldn't be laughing Lina.
Lina: But it's funny!
Martina: No, it's not.
Lina: Yes it is. *looks over at a flat Zelgandis, begins laughing again*
Martina: You wouldn't be laughing if I told everybody that Xelloss was on top of you and that you are ticklish.
Lina: *stops laughing* No, if you did that I would kill you.
Martina: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Lina: Wanna bet?
Martina: Yeeeeeeeenoo.
Lina: You sure? *evil snake thing*
Martina: Ahhhhh Zelgandus help! She's trying to kill me again!!! *Martina leaves dragging a pancake-like Zelgandus as far away as possible*
Lina: YEA! SHE'S GONE!!! *does a little jig to celebrate*
Xelloss: *fazes in* o.O Lina? Are you celebrating my leaving?
Lina: o.O Ummm…. No. You're not a she, are you?
Xelloss: Do you want me to be a she?
Lina: NO!!
Xelloss: We're you talking to yourself again?
Lina: I didn't know you were here!
Xelloss: Sure.
Lina: Oh, shut up!
Xelloss: I'll tickle you.
Lina: Don't you dare!
Xelloss: *cocks head* What will you do to me?
Lina: Umm…
Xelloss: *starts singing the tune to Jeopardy! *
Lina: I'll bring Naga back from the dead and make her sing to you.
Xelloss: Yea! This should be fun!
Lina: o.O
Xelloss: I like pain, remember?
Lina: I'll bring Martina and she'll droll all over you again!
Xelloss: You wouldn't!
Lina: *evil snake thing* Yes I would.
Xelloss: *considers if it's worth it, approaches with an evil grin*
Lina: NOOOOOOO!! *Begins running around the room screaming*
Xelloss: *teleports, garbs her from behind and drags her to the bed*
Lina: *puppy dog eyes* Please, don't.
Xelloss: I love being evil! *throws her to the bed and straddles her*
Lina: Xelloss!
Xelloss: *begins tickling her*
Lina: *giggle, giggle, laugh, cough, cough, cough*
Xelloss: *helps her up* are you ok?
Lina: Yea, I just choked on my gum. *cough, cough, cough*
Xelloss: *Stares*
Lina: *pounds him with a giant mallet* Don't *cough* just stand there… *cough, cough* get me some water you… *cough* Baca!
Flattened Xelloss: *fazes out*
Lina: *runs to open the window* Damn! It's locked. I know… Flare Arrow!
Xelloss: *fazes in* Shame on you Lina! Trying to escape.
Lina: *yanks the window open, and jumps out*
Xelloss: *gets yanked out the window*
Lina: *turns around* What the? Xelloss?
Xelloss: You can't escape me!
Lina: But how did you?
Xelloss: Invisible Chinese finger trap!
Lina: Not those again!
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: How do you get the stupid thing off?
Xelloss: That's a secret!
Lina: Tell me or I'll… *puts hands in position for a fireball*
Xelloss: You can't cast spells.
Lina: *pauses* Why not?
Xelloss: If you fry me, you'll fry yourself!
Lina: I don't think so.
Xelloss: *pulls out the big book o' stuff* See, it says so right here! *points to a page*
Lina: Lemme see that! *yanks the book out of his hands*
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: *mumble, mumble, mumble* No way! *flips the book to the cover*
Book: Written and illustrated by: Xelloss Matellium.
Lina: *pounds him over the head with it* You stupid loser! You wrote this!
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: *stops* I forgot, you like pain.
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: Hey! *waves her hand up and down* There's no invisible finger trap!
Xelloss: Yes there is, it's just long.
Lina: Yea, right! *takes off*
Xelloss: *waits one second, gets pulled along*
Lina: *stops, pant, pant, pant* Huh?
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: XELLOSS HOW IN THE NINE HELLS DO YOU GET THIS DAMNED THING OFF?!?!
Xelloss: With an invisible saw.
Lina: Yea, right! Really, Xelloss. How do you get it off?
Xelloss: I told you, an invisible saw.
Lina: Ok, so where do I get one of those?
Xelloss: In a galaxy far, far away…
Lina: *whacks him with a fan* I am NOT going to listen to that again.
Xelloss: *whines* But I like that story!
Lina: Tough.
Xelloss: Fine. How about the Garden of Eden?
Lina: Where's that?
Xelloss: *tells the story*
Lina: *pounds him repeatedly with a giant mallet* You…
Xelloss: Well, you could get one there.
Lina: Grrrrr…
Amelia: Miss Lina!
Lina: WHAT!?!
Amelia: Miss Lina there's trouble!
Lina: What kind of trouble Amelia?
Xelloss: But…
Lina: But…
Xelas: But nothing. *grabs Xelloss by the ear*
Xelloss: Ouch, ouch, ouch…
Xelas: Your going home mister.
Lina: What in the…
Xelloss: But…
Xelas: Now, what did I say about saying but to me?
They both faze out.
Lina: o.O
Martina: Ha, ha ha ha! I am Martina the magnificent!
Naga: Oh Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… h- *cough, cough, hack, cough, fall over dead*
Lina: YEA!!! One down, one to go.
Martina: You'll never get rid of me Lina. I am brilliant!
Lina: *sarcastically* Really.
Martina: It was I who thought up that magnificent plan to get rid of all of you, so I could have all the men to my self! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Lina: That was you?
Martina: Yes, it was.
Naga: Hey, it was my idea too.
Lina: But you're dead!
Naga: Oh, yea… *Falls over dramatically, five minutes later she finally dies*
Lina: But Martina, you're already married!
Martina: So?
Zelgandus: Yes my sweet, you are married to me.
Martina: Oh yea. I forgot sweetums.
Lina: *gagging noises*
Zelgandus: You must never forget because…
Martina: Yes darling?
Lina: Please LON, don't make this go on…
LON: Ok, but only of you stop rhyming my name, that is very lame.
Lina: But you…
LON: Shhhh. Watch. *Gestures to Martina and Zel, then dissapears*
Zelgandus: Ummmm…
Marina: What dear?
Zelgandus: I forgot.
Martina: *Pounds him with a giant mallet she got from Nowhere*
Lina: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Martina: I wouldn't be laughing Lina.
Lina: But it's funny!
Martina: No, it's not.
Lina: Yes it is. *looks over at a flat Zelgandis, begins laughing again*
Martina: You wouldn't be laughing if I told everybody that Xelloss was on top of you and that you are ticklish.
Lina: *stops laughing* No, if you did that I would kill you.
Martina: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Lina: Wanna bet?
Martina: Yeeeeeeeenoo.
Lina: You sure? *evil snake thing*
Martina: Ahhhhh Zelgandus help! She's trying to kill me again!!! *Martina leaves dragging a pancake-like Zelgandus as far away as possible*
Lina: YEA! SHE'S GONE!!! *does a little jig to celebrate*
Xelloss: *fazes in* o.O Lina? Are you celebrating my leaving?
Lina: o.O Ummm…. No. You're not a she, are you?
Xelloss: Do you want me to be a she?
Lina: NO!!
Xelloss: We're you talking to yourself again?
Lina: I didn't know you were here!
Xelloss: Sure.
Lina: Oh, shut up!
Xelloss: I'll tickle you.
Lina: Don't you dare!
Xelloss: *cocks head* What will you do to me?
Lina: Umm…
Xelloss: *starts singing the tune to Jeopardy! *
Lina: I'll bring Naga back from the dead and make her sing to you.
Xelloss: Yea! This should be fun!
Lina: o.O
Xelloss: I like pain, remember?
Lina: I'll bring Martina and she'll droll all over you again!
Xelloss: You wouldn't!
Lina: *evil snake thing* Yes I would.
Xelloss: *considers if it's worth it, approaches with an evil grin*
Lina: NOOOOOOO!! *Begins running around the room screaming*
Xelloss: *teleports, garbs her from behind and drags her to the bed*
Lina: *puppy dog eyes* Please, don't.
Xelloss: I love being evil! *throws her to the bed and straddles her*
Lina: Xelloss!
Xelloss: *begins tickling her*
Lina: *giggle, giggle, laugh, cough, cough, cough*
Xelloss: *helps her up* are you ok?
Lina: Yea, I just choked on my gum. *cough, cough, cough*
Xelloss: *Stares*
Lina: *pounds him with a giant mallet* Don't *cough* just stand there… *cough, cough* get me some water you… *cough* Baca!
Flattened Xelloss: *fazes out*
Lina: *runs to open the window* Damn! It's locked. I know… Flare Arrow!
Xelloss: *fazes in* Shame on you Lina! Trying to escape.
Lina: *yanks the window open, and jumps out*
Xelloss: *gets yanked out the window*
Lina: *turns around* What the? Xelloss?
Xelloss: You can't escape me!
Lina: But how did you?
Xelloss: Invisible Chinese finger trap!
Lina: Not those again!
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: How do you get the stupid thing off?
Xelloss: That's a secret!
Lina: Tell me or I'll… *puts hands in position for a fireball*
Xelloss: You can't cast spells.
Lina: *pauses* Why not?
Xelloss: If you fry me, you'll fry yourself!
Lina: I don't think so.
Xelloss: *pulls out the big book o' stuff* See, it says so right here! *points to a page*
Lina: Lemme see that! *yanks the book out of his hands*
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: *mumble, mumble, mumble* No way! *flips the book to the cover*
Book: Written and illustrated by: Xelloss Matellium.
Lina: *pounds him over the head with it* You stupid loser! You wrote this!
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: *stops* I forgot, you like pain.
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: Hey! *waves her hand up and down* There's no invisible finger trap!
Xelloss: Yes there is, it's just long.
Lina: Yea, right! *takes off*
Xelloss: *waits one second, gets pulled along*
Lina: *stops, pant, pant, pant* Huh?
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: XELLOSS HOW IN THE NINE HELLS DO YOU GET THIS DAMNED THING OFF?!?!
Xelloss: With an invisible saw.
Lina: Yea, right! Really, Xelloss. How do you get it off?
Xelloss: I told you, an invisible saw.
Lina: Ok, so where do I get one of those?
Xelloss: In a galaxy far, far away…
Lina: *whacks him with a fan* I am NOT going to listen to that again.
Xelloss: *whines* But I like that story!
Lina: Tough.
Xelloss: Fine. How about the Garden of Eden?
Lina: Where's that?
Xelloss: *tells the story*
Lina: *pounds him repeatedly with a giant mallet* You…
Xelloss: Well, you could get one there.
Lina: Grrrrr…
Amelia: Miss Lina!
Lina: WHAT!?!
Amelia: Miss Lina there's trouble!
Lina: What kind of trouble Amelia?