Hello again everyone! Well it's been awhile since I've done one of these:
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers… I never will. (Last time I tried to own them I ended up in jail for a month…) Oh, and don't sue. (Bail was expensive.)
Val: Yeah, like she'd know. I had to pay it! She spent all her money on video games.
Anyways… Here's the next chapter! (wai!)
Lina walked down the stairs to breakfast.
Lina: (in a better mood) Where's all the FOOOODD???
Amelia: Um, (really scared) Miss Lina…
Lina: Amelia?
Xelloss: ^_^ We can't afford your breakfast.
Lina: WHAT????!!!
Several hours later they escape Mr. Innkeeperdude's "Army That Will Bring Physical Pain To Whom-So-Ever Blows Up My Establishmet" (ATWBPPTWSEBUME).
Lina: I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyy! *whine, whine*
Amelia: Miss Lina will you shut up??!!
Before Lina could kill Amelia ATWBPPTWSEBUME catches up to them. They are now armed with pitchforks.
Xelloss: *dodging pitchforks* Linaaaaaaa…
Lina: Wha… *dodges pitchfork* t do you want now Xelloss?
Xelloss: I found some spare coins in my pocket. You can have breakfast now.
Amelia: *stops dead in her tracks* Mr. Xelloss, you mean to say you had money this whole time?
Lina: *kills ATWBPPTWSEBUME member who's about to kill Amelia*
Xelloss: *hand goes behind head and a sweatdrop appears* Hai.
Lina: *allows another ATWBPPTWSEBUME member to stab Xelloss with pitchfork repeatedly*
Xelloss: *full of /bloody/ pitchfork holes* Itai! Lina-chan! Save me! (You saved Amelia)
Lina: *allows the ATWBPPTWSEBUME member to stab Xelloss a couple more time before she fireballs both of them*
Xelloss: *now crispy* Lina-chaaaaaaan!
Lina: *fireballs him again*
Amelia: Stop flirting! We need to keep going!
Lina & Xelloss: Flirting? *glare*
Lina: *decides she really /can't/ kill her so leaves it alone* Where are we going again?
Amelia: *frustrated* To stop the wedding of Zel-kun and Miss Filia!
Lina: That's funny, see, /I/ thought you were both going to buy me a nice expensive breakfast… *stops* Did you just say Zel-kun?
Amelia: *blush* did I? I don't think so…
Xelloss: Yes you did! See, I got it on tape!
Tape player: (Amelia's voice) -o stop the wedding of Zel-kun an-
Xelloss: See? ^_^
Lina: Wait just a second! If I break up Zel and Filia, Zel would end up with you, and Filia would end up with Xelloss…
Xelloss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*falls to the ground*
Amelia: Is he ok?
Lina: I think he just passed out from lack of breath. (And how did he pronounce all those exclamation points?!)
Val: Yeah! How did he do that?
Well… How did he pass out from lack of breath? IT JUST HAPPENED!!
Val: O.O You're scary!
Shuddup Val.
Amelia: Miss Lina what are we going to do with him?
Lina: *pokes him with a stick* Hmmm…
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Um, excuse us…
Lina: What'd you guys want?
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Well, we're supposed to be killing you with our pitchforks…
Amelia: Oh yeah! I remember now!
Lina: Would it work if I let you guys stab him *points to unconscious Xelloss* a couple more times and we just call it even?
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Well, our orders were to kill all of you…
Lina: *evil glare* Or I could just kill all of you…
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: But, I suppose we could settle for that.
Lina: ^_^ Glad we could work this out.
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: *stab Xelloss until he regains consciousness*
Xelloss: *blinks*
Val: Um, how does he blink??!! He never opens his eyes!
Vaaaaaaaalll? You wanna discuss that with me? *glare*
Val: No! (scaryyyy…)
Xelloss: *gets up* Lina-chan? Why are these people stabbing me?
Lina: Because they wanted to stab someone. Ok ATWBPPTWSEBUME members! That's enough!
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Awwwwwww! Just a little longer?
Lina: Ok! ^_^ But you only get five more min.!
Xelloss: Linaaaaa-chan! *teleports behind her, whispering* If you don't make them stop I'll tickle you…
Lina: O.O Um, ATWBPPTWSEBUME members?
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: What?
Lina: I think that's enough; you can go tell your leader you killed us!
Amelia: But Miss Lina! That's lying!
Lina: *to Amelia* Shaddup!
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Yeah, we don't wanna lie…
Lina: Lie or I kill you all.
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: But I suppose this time it would be ok.
Xelloss: Bye! ^_^
Amelia: Miss Lina?
Lina: OK! First we eat, then we go stop a wedding! (Wait a sec…)
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers… I never will. (Last time I tried to own them I ended up in jail for a month…) Oh, and don't sue. (Bail was expensive.)
Val: Yeah, like she'd know. I had to pay it! She spent all her money on video games.
Anyways… Here's the next chapter! (wai!)
Lina walked down the stairs to breakfast.
Lina: (in a better mood) Where's all the FOOOODD???
Amelia: Um, (really scared) Miss Lina…
Lina: Amelia?
Xelloss: ^_^ We can't afford your breakfast.
Lina: WHAT????!!!
Several hours later they escape Mr. Innkeeperdude's "Army That Will Bring Physical Pain To Whom-So-Ever Blows Up My Establishmet" (ATWBPPTWSEBUME).
Lina: I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyy! *whine, whine*
Amelia: Miss Lina will you shut up??!!
Before Lina could kill Amelia ATWBPPTWSEBUME catches up to them. They are now armed with pitchforks.
Xelloss: *dodging pitchforks* Linaaaaaaa…
Lina: Wha… *dodges pitchfork* t do you want now Xelloss?
Xelloss: I found some spare coins in my pocket. You can have breakfast now.
Amelia: *stops dead in her tracks* Mr. Xelloss, you mean to say you had money this whole time?
Lina: *kills ATWBPPTWSEBUME member who's about to kill Amelia*
Xelloss: *hand goes behind head and a sweatdrop appears* Hai.
Lina: *allows another ATWBPPTWSEBUME member to stab Xelloss with pitchfork repeatedly*
Xelloss: *full of /bloody/ pitchfork holes* Itai! Lina-chan! Save me! (You saved Amelia)
Lina: *allows the ATWBPPTWSEBUME member to stab Xelloss a couple more time before she fireballs both of them*
Xelloss: *now crispy* Lina-chaaaaaaan!
Lina: *fireballs him again*
Amelia: Stop flirting! We need to keep going!
Lina & Xelloss: Flirting? *glare*
Lina: *decides she really /can't/ kill her so leaves it alone* Where are we going again?
Amelia: *frustrated* To stop the wedding of Zel-kun and Miss Filia!
Lina: That's funny, see, /I/ thought you were both going to buy me a nice expensive breakfast… *stops* Did you just say Zel-kun?
Amelia: *blush* did I? I don't think so…
Xelloss: Yes you did! See, I got it on tape!
Tape player: (Amelia's voice) -o stop the wedding of Zel-kun an-
Xelloss: See? ^_^
Lina: Wait just a second! If I break up Zel and Filia, Zel would end up with you, and Filia would end up with Xelloss…
Xelloss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*falls to the ground*
Amelia: Is he ok?
Lina: I think he just passed out from lack of breath. (And how did he pronounce all those exclamation points?!)
Val: Yeah! How did he do that?
Well… How did he pass out from lack of breath? IT JUST HAPPENED!!
Val: O.O You're scary!
Shuddup Val.
Amelia: Miss Lina what are we going to do with him?
Lina: *pokes him with a stick* Hmmm…
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Um, excuse us…
Lina: What'd you guys want?
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Well, we're supposed to be killing you with our pitchforks…
Amelia: Oh yeah! I remember now!
Lina: Would it work if I let you guys stab him *points to unconscious Xelloss* a couple more times and we just call it even?
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Well, our orders were to kill all of you…
Lina: *evil glare* Or I could just kill all of you…
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: But, I suppose we could settle for that.
Lina: ^_^ Glad we could work this out.
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: *stab Xelloss until he regains consciousness*
Xelloss: *blinks*
Val: Um, how does he blink??!! He never opens his eyes!
Vaaaaaaaalll? You wanna discuss that with me? *glare*
Val: No! (scaryyyy…)
Xelloss: *gets up* Lina-chan? Why are these people stabbing me?
Lina: Because they wanted to stab someone. Ok ATWBPPTWSEBUME members! That's enough!
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Awwwwwww! Just a little longer?
Lina: Ok! ^_^ But you only get five more min.!
Xelloss: Linaaaaa-chan! *teleports behind her, whispering* If you don't make them stop I'll tickle you…
Lina: O.O Um, ATWBPPTWSEBUME members?
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: What?
Lina: I think that's enough; you can go tell your leader you killed us!
Amelia: But Miss Lina! That's lying!
Lina: *to Amelia* Shaddup!
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: Yeah, we don't wanna lie…
Lina: Lie or I kill you all.
ATWBPPTWSEBUME members: But I suppose this time it would be ok.
Xelloss: Bye! ^_^
Amelia: Miss Lina?
Lina: OK! First we eat, then we go stop a wedding! (Wait a sec…)