Another disclaimer: *game show style* Hello everyone! Welcome to another chapter of the never-ending fanfic created by the almighty Xellina! You lucky people out there have the privilege of reading and reviewing this lovely piece of work! I'd like to take this time to announce something: Xellina, no matter how powerful and almighty does not own the rights to Slayers - nor will she ever! She'd also like to announce that she doesn't claim to, and that she's not making any money by writing this! She also humbly asks the wonderful people who do own Slayers not to sue her.
After a long…
Val: *grumbles* not to mention expensive…
*whacks Val* meal the beautiful sorcery genius Lina Inverse leaned back in her chair and thought over the task before her.
Lina: *frowning* (I want Amelia to be happy, but I want Zel to be too… And of course Filia… I don't know, I suppose I could talk to Zel, but I don't know what good that would do. I don't want Zel thinking that I don't want him to get married…)
Xelloss: *teleports into Lina's lap*
Lina: *falls backwards, her balance thrown off*
Xelloss: *falls on top of her*
Amelia: Miss Lina! Mr. Xelloss! Are you two ok?
Lina: *shoves Xelloss off of her* Xelloss! What the Hell do you think you're doing??!!
Xelloss: *stands up* Well, you just looked so thoughtful, and well I thought…
Lina: You thought what??!!
Xelloss: ^_^ That you might hurt yourself! So I stopped you! ^_^
Lina: *evil face, evil voice* Really?
Amelia: *annoying nervous giggle* Now, now Miss Lina…
Xelloss: *looks out a window* Wow, dark already…
Amelia and Lina: WHAT??????!!
Lina: Well, looks like we need a place to stay…
But, as the trio looks around the town all the Inns are full…
Lina: Damn-it!!! Now what are we supposed to do??
Amelia: Looks like we'll be camping out Miss Lina.
Lina: *whining* But it's cooooold!
Xelloss: *leer, leer* We could fix that you know…
Val: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
What now Val?
Val: How can Xelloss leer with his eyes closed?
Well, if you think about it long enough I'm sure you could come up with something…
Lina: *promptly facefalts*
Xelloss: ^_^ I'll take that as a yes! *like a school girl* Yayyyyyy! I'm soooo Haaaaapyyyyyy!!
Amelia: *twitch, twitch* Mr. Xelloss…?
Lina: *whacks Xelloss sending him face first into a tree, a bee hive falls on his head and he runs screaming off into the sun-set, once he disappears from sight…*... *sigh*
Amelia: Miss Lina…?
Lina: Hmmmmm…?
Amelia: *nervous* w-w-w-we sh-should probably s-s-set up c-c-camp n-now.
Lina: *snaps out of it* What are you stuttering about Amelia? I swear…
Lina and Amelia each set up a tent and Amelia starts a fire while Lina searches for food.
Val: even though she just got done with breakfast?
Yeah.
Time passes… Amelia had a decent fire going and Lina had eaten all the food she brought back with her.
Val: I know where this is going.
No you don't.
Amelia: *staring into the fire* Miss Lina?
Lina: *staring into the fire* Hmmm?
Amelia: *yawn* I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
Lina: Ok.
Amelia: Do we need a watch tonight?
Lina: I'll wake you up if I get tired.
Amelia: Ok. *goes into tent*
Lina: (What am I going to do?)
The bushes rustle mysteriously…
Lina: What? Who's there?!
Another rustle is her only reply.
Lina: Hey! I said who's there??!
Again, another rustle.
Lina: *stands up and faces the bush but doesn't move*
Total silence.
Lina: For the LAST TIME, who is it???!!!
The bushes rustled quietly, but not quietly enough. Lina just barely heard them.
Lina: *realizes that the bushes are near Amelia's tent* Amelia!!!!!!! Amelia! Get up!
Amelia: *wasn't asleep and hears the tension in Lina's voice* W-w-what…?
Lina: Amelia, get out of the tent.
Amelia: *scared* Miss Lina?
Lina: Damn it! AMELIA MOVE YOUR ASS!
Amelia: *runs out and away from the tent*
Lina: LAST CHANCE PAL! TELL US WHO YOU ARE OR ELSE!
Voice: Linaaaaaaaaa…
Meanwhile…
Val: You're evil.
You just noticed?
Zel: Are you sure this tux looks ok? It doesn't feel right.
Tailor: Wel,l Sir, if it doesn't feel right it isn't right for you. Let's take your measurements again.
In the shop next-door…
Filia: Ohhhhhhhhh! I just love this dress!
Salesperson: Um, Mam?
Filia: Yes?
Salesperson: Isn't this dress for a wedding?
Filia: Yes…
Salesperson: Wouldn't it be, well, better if the dress was white?
Filia: Yes, I suppose you're correct. Pink just doesn't suit a wedding. *sigh*
Salesperson: Let me see if I have that style in white.
Filia: *sigh* (I can't believe I'm getting married!)
A/N: Hello again everyone! I'd just like to take a little time to tell you that this fic will end. I've already got an ending planed! (Wow, it's not like me to plan things…) I also would like you to know that I will do a sequel or another alternate ending if enough people review. But, if I don't then I'll start another series. I've seen every Slayers tape and well, I watch other anime too. I may want to start another series. (But then I may just write a few crossovers…) Ah, well. You can tell me what to do in your reviews! ^_^ Oh, and on a side note… I'm sorry Crash King. I cannot allow you to marry Zel in my fic. *Idea* (But maybe if you paid me a large sum of money… j/k! But, I accept all major credit cards and personal checks are ok! Don't sue… I'm joking!) Sorry it's so short everyone. More later (I just wanted to end it on a cliff-hanger…).
Val: And please feel free to flame her for her /short/ author's note.
*Bashes Val*
Val: Itaiiiiiiii!!
Strange announcer: Just who is in the bushes? Are Zel and Filia really going to get married? Did the authoress give Val a concussion? Will the authoress be sued for all the copyright infringements? Will this story ever end? Tune in next time to find out! Same bat time, same bat channel.
Val: *rubbing head* That was baaaaaaad…
After a long…
Val: *grumbles* not to mention expensive…
*whacks Val* meal the beautiful sorcery genius Lina Inverse leaned back in her chair and thought over the task before her.
Lina: *frowning* (I want Amelia to be happy, but I want Zel to be too… And of course Filia… I don't know, I suppose I could talk to Zel, but I don't know what good that would do. I don't want Zel thinking that I don't want him to get married…)
Xelloss: *teleports into Lina's lap*
Lina: *falls backwards, her balance thrown off*
Xelloss: *falls on top of her*
Amelia: Miss Lina! Mr. Xelloss! Are you two ok?
Lina: *shoves Xelloss off of her* Xelloss! What the Hell do you think you're doing??!!
Xelloss: *stands up* Well, you just looked so thoughtful, and well I thought…
Lina: You thought what??!!
Xelloss: ^_^ That you might hurt yourself! So I stopped you! ^_^
Lina: *evil face, evil voice* Really?
Amelia: *annoying nervous giggle* Now, now Miss Lina…
Xelloss: *looks out a window* Wow, dark already…
Amelia and Lina: WHAT??????!!
Lina: Well, looks like we need a place to stay…
But, as the trio looks around the town all the Inns are full…
Lina: Damn-it!!! Now what are we supposed to do??
Amelia: Looks like we'll be camping out Miss Lina.
Lina: *whining* But it's cooooold!
Xelloss: *leer, leer* We could fix that you know…
Val: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
What now Val?
Val: How can Xelloss leer with his eyes closed?
Well, if you think about it long enough I'm sure you could come up with something…
Lina: *promptly facefalts*
Xelloss: ^_^ I'll take that as a yes! *like a school girl* Yayyyyyy! I'm soooo Haaaaapyyyyyy!!
Amelia: *twitch, twitch* Mr. Xelloss…?
Lina: *whacks Xelloss sending him face first into a tree, a bee hive falls on his head and he runs screaming off into the sun-set, once he disappears from sight…*... *sigh*
Amelia: Miss Lina…?
Lina: Hmmmmm…?
Amelia: *nervous* w-w-w-we sh-should probably s-s-set up c-c-camp n-now.
Lina: *snaps out of it* What are you stuttering about Amelia? I swear…
Lina and Amelia each set up a tent and Amelia starts a fire while Lina searches for food.
Val: even though she just got done with breakfast?
Yeah.
Time passes… Amelia had a decent fire going and Lina had eaten all the food she brought back with her.
Val: I know where this is going.
No you don't.
Amelia: *staring into the fire* Miss Lina?
Lina: *staring into the fire* Hmmm?
Amelia: *yawn* I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
Lina: Ok.
Amelia: Do we need a watch tonight?
Lina: I'll wake you up if I get tired.
Amelia: Ok. *goes into tent*
Lina: (What am I going to do?)
The bushes rustle mysteriously…
Lina: What? Who's there?!
Another rustle is her only reply.
Lina: Hey! I said who's there??!
Again, another rustle.
Lina: *stands up and faces the bush but doesn't move*
Total silence.
Lina: For the LAST TIME, who is it???!!!
The bushes rustled quietly, but not quietly enough. Lina just barely heard them.
Lina: *realizes that the bushes are near Amelia's tent* Amelia!!!!!!! Amelia! Get up!
Amelia: *wasn't asleep and hears the tension in Lina's voice* W-w-what…?
Lina: Amelia, get out of the tent.
Amelia: *scared* Miss Lina?
Lina: Damn it! AMELIA MOVE YOUR ASS!
Amelia: *runs out and away from the tent*
Lina: LAST CHANCE PAL! TELL US WHO YOU ARE OR ELSE!
Voice: Linaaaaaaaaa…
Meanwhile…
Val: You're evil.
You just noticed?
Zel: Are you sure this tux looks ok? It doesn't feel right.
Tailor: Wel,l Sir, if it doesn't feel right it isn't right for you. Let's take your measurements again.
In the shop next-door…
Filia: Ohhhhhhhhh! I just love this dress!
Salesperson: Um, Mam?
Filia: Yes?
Salesperson: Isn't this dress for a wedding?
Filia: Yes…
Salesperson: Wouldn't it be, well, better if the dress was white?
Filia: Yes, I suppose you're correct. Pink just doesn't suit a wedding. *sigh*
Salesperson: Let me see if I have that style in white.
Filia: *sigh* (I can't believe I'm getting married!)
A/N: Hello again everyone! I'd just like to take a little time to tell you that this fic will end. I've already got an ending planed! (Wow, it's not like me to plan things…) I also would like you to know that I will do a sequel or another alternate ending if enough people review. But, if I don't then I'll start another series. I've seen every Slayers tape and well, I watch other anime too. I may want to start another series. (But then I may just write a few crossovers…) Ah, well. You can tell me what to do in your reviews! ^_^ Oh, and on a side note… I'm sorry Crash King. I cannot allow you to marry Zel in my fic. *Idea* (But maybe if you paid me a large sum of money… j/k! But, I accept all major credit cards and personal checks are ok! Don't sue… I'm joking!) Sorry it's so short everyone. More later (I just wanted to end it on a cliff-hanger…).
Val: And please feel free to flame her for her /short/ author's note.
*Bashes Val*
Val: Itaiiiiiiii!!
Strange announcer: Just who is in the bushes? Are Zel and Filia really going to get married? Did the authoress give Val a concussion? Will the authoress be sued for all the copyright infringements? Will this story ever end? Tune in next time to find out! Same bat time, same bat channel.
Val: *rubbing head* That was baaaaaaad…