Great Val. Thanks to you I got flamed for my /short/ author's note. And my disclaimer!
Val: It's your own fault for trying to hide how short your chapters are.
Say anything else and I'll give you another concussion.
Val: You should have paid for /that/ hospital bill…
Anyways, back to the story! (Before I get flamed again)
Voice: Linaaaaaaa…
Lina: Wh- *recognizes voice* Gourry?!
Amelia: Mr. Gourry?
Gourry's Voice: Uhhhhh…
Lina and Amelia: *run over to the bushes*
What they see when they pull apart the bushes is a skeleton wearing Gourry's armor.
Amelia: Mr. Gourry! Are you ok? *worry, worry*
Lina: Geez Gourry. You should have eaten sooner! *throws him a fish*
Val: Hey! Where'd the fish come from?
Lina: *bashes Val with a fish*
Thank you Lina! ^_^
Lina: No problem!
You'll get a reward for that.
Lina: Yay!!
Gourry: *back to normal* Hey, Lina! Who are you talking to?
Amelia: Miss Lina do you feel all right?
Lina: Huh? Oh. (forgot they couldn't see the authoress and Val)
Gourry: Hey, Lina?
Lina: What?
Gourry: There was something I was suppose to tell you.
Lina: What was it?
Gourry: He told me to tell you too Amelia.
Amelia: Who?
Gourry: Ummmmm…
Lina: What is it Gourry?
Gourry: ummmmm….
Amelia: Who sent you?
Gourry: *holds finger up* I forgot.
Val: *hiding behind a tree* I saw that one coming. *chewing on fish bone* Question.
What??
Val: Why can Lina see us if the others can't.
Because Lina wouldn't agree to show up in the fic otherwise.
Val: Wait? We agreed to show up?
Anyways…
Val: Hey!
Back in town…
Val: You're ignoring me!
Zel and Filia had just finished shopping and were sitting next to each other on a bench near a fountain.
Val: When did I agree to show up?
Zel: *sigh* They should be here by now.
Filia: Who did you send out to get them?
Zel: Gourry.
Filia: *spiky hair* You sent Gourry?!
Zel: Well, whom else was I supposed to send?
Filia: Well, you could have sent Billy Bob Joe Jim, or Shipheel.
Zel: Only in hindsight…
Back at the camp…
Val: I'm going to sue.
You can't.
Val: And why not?
Because you're made up.
Val: Sure, bring /that/ into this.
Screaming Fangirls: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Val and Authoress: o.O
Gourry: Did you hear something?
Lina: *whack* Don't change the subject!
Amelia: Um, Miss Lina. I don't think he could if he wanted to.
Lina: *looks at Gourry*
Gourry: *drool*
Lina: *sigh* You're right Amelia.
Amelia: *starry eyed* I'm right?? *glomps Lina* Miss Lina you've never said that to me! *happy, stars, pastel, bubbles*
Lina: o.O Amelia?
Amelia: *flowers, sparkles*
Lina: GETTHEHELLOFFOFMEYOU'RESCARINGTHECRAPOUTTAME!!
Val: *pouts* That could have been…
*whacks Val*
Val: Itai!! What was that for! *rubs head*
You know what that was for! *mumbles* Geez, teenagers are so perverted.
Val: Look who's talking!!
*whacks Val*
Val: Somebody call an ambulance…
Screaming Fangirls: *attack authoress and tend to "poor" Val's wounds*
This is going nowhere… *doges random objects* Stop it or I'll send Val away!
Screaming Fangirls: *glare at authoress and tend to "poor" Val's wounds*
-_-v Back to the story…
Xelloss: Amelia! Get off of MY Lina-chan at once!
Amelia: Who said she's yours?
Xelloss: *Kisses Lina passionately*
Lina: o.o
Xelloss: Try doing that without getting pounded!
Amelia: *cries, loud and annoyingly*
Xelloss: Lina-chan is MINE!
Lina: *wakes up screaming* O.O That… was… the… WORST nightmare!
Xelloss: *sitting next to her* I don't know. I kind of liked it.
Lina: Xelloss! When, where…?
Xelloss: When I came into camp you were asleep. So I decided to keep watch for you. But that was boring. Sooo…
Lina: *glare* You crept into my head and spied on my dream.
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: When did I fall asleep?
Xelloss: Right before you heard something in the bushes. That was part of your dream.
Lina: *points at Gourry* Then why is he here?
Xelloss: I don't know.
Gourry: I came to protect you Lina.
Lina: I DON'T NEED PROTECTION!!
Xelloss: Well, do you need a *whisper, whisper*
Lina: *blush, pounds Xelloss*
Xelloss: *peels fish out of the fish-shaped-indent on his face* No reply? *nibble, nibble*
Lina: O.O You're eating a raw fish!
Xelloss: ^_~ *whisper, whisper*
Lina: _
Val: It's your own fault for trying to hide how short your chapters are.
Say anything else and I'll give you another concussion.
Val: You should have paid for /that/ hospital bill…
Anyways, back to the story! (Before I get flamed again)
Voice: Linaaaaaaa…
Lina: Wh- *recognizes voice* Gourry?!
Amelia: Mr. Gourry?
Gourry's Voice: Uhhhhh…
Lina and Amelia: *run over to the bushes*
What they see when they pull apart the bushes is a skeleton wearing Gourry's armor.
Amelia: Mr. Gourry! Are you ok? *worry, worry*
Lina: Geez Gourry. You should have eaten sooner! *throws him a fish*
Val: Hey! Where'd the fish come from?
Lina: *bashes Val with a fish*
Thank you Lina! ^_^
Lina: No problem!
You'll get a reward for that.
Lina: Yay!!
Gourry: *back to normal* Hey, Lina! Who are you talking to?
Amelia: Miss Lina do you feel all right?
Lina: Huh? Oh. (forgot they couldn't see the authoress and Val)
Gourry: Hey, Lina?
Lina: What?
Gourry: There was something I was suppose to tell you.
Lina: What was it?
Gourry: He told me to tell you too Amelia.
Amelia: Who?
Gourry: Ummmmm…
Lina: What is it Gourry?
Gourry: ummmmm….
Amelia: Who sent you?
Gourry: *holds finger up* I forgot.
Val: *hiding behind a tree* I saw that one coming. *chewing on fish bone* Question.
What??
Val: Why can Lina see us if the others can't.
Because Lina wouldn't agree to show up in the fic otherwise.
Val: Wait? We agreed to show up?
Anyways…
Val: Hey!
Back in town…
Val: You're ignoring me!
Zel and Filia had just finished shopping and were sitting next to each other on a bench near a fountain.
Val: When did I agree to show up?
Zel: *sigh* They should be here by now.
Filia: Who did you send out to get them?
Zel: Gourry.
Filia: *spiky hair* You sent Gourry?!
Zel: Well, whom else was I supposed to send?
Filia: Well, you could have sent Billy Bob Joe Jim, or Shipheel.
Zel: Only in hindsight…
Back at the camp…
Val: I'm going to sue.
You can't.
Val: And why not?
Because you're made up.
Val: Sure, bring /that/ into this.
Screaming Fangirls: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Val and Authoress: o.O
Gourry: Did you hear something?
Lina: *whack* Don't change the subject!
Amelia: Um, Miss Lina. I don't think he could if he wanted to.
Lina: *looks at Gourry*
Gourry: *drool*
Lina: *sigh* You're right Amelia.
Amelia: *starry eyed* I'm right?? *glomps Lina* Miss Lina you've never said that to me! *happy, stars, pastel, bubbles*
Lina: o.O Amelia?
Amelia: *flowers, sparkles*
Lina: GETTHEHELLOFFOFMEYOU'RESCARINGTHECRAPOUTTAME!!
Val: *pouts* That could have been…
*whacks Val*
Val: Itai!! What was that for! *rubs head*
You know what that was for! *mumbles* Geez, teenagers are so perverted.
Val: Look who's talking!!
*whacks Val*
Val: Somebody call an ambulance…
Screaming Fangirls: *attack authoress and tend to "poor" Val's wounds*
This is going nowhere… *doges random objects* Stop it or I'll send Val away!
Screaming Fangirls: *glare at authoress and tend to "poor" Val's wounds*
-_-v Back to the story…
Xelloss: Amelia! Get off of MY Lina-chan at once!
Amelia: Who said she's yours?
Xelloss: *Kisses Lina passionately*
Lina: o.o
Xelloss: Try doing that without getting pounded!
Amelia: *cries, loud and annoyingly*
Xelloss: Lina-chan is MINE!
Lina: *wakes up screaming* O.O That… was… the… WORST nightmare!
Xelloss: *sitting next to her* I don't know. I kind of liked it.
Lina: Xelloss! When, where…?
Xelloss: When I came into camp you were asleep. So I decided to keep watch for you. But that was boring. Sooo…
Lina: *glare* You crept into my head and spied on my dream.
Xelloss: ^_^
Lina: When did I fall asleep?
Xelloss: Right before you heard something in the bushes. That was part of your dream.
Lina: *points at Gourry* Then why is he here?
Xelloss: I don't know.
Gourry: I came to protect you Lina.
Lina: I DON'T NEED PROTECTION!!
Xelloss: Well, do you need a *whisper, whisper*
Lina: *blush, pounds Xelloss*
Xelloss: *peels fish out of the fish-shaped-indent on his face* No reply? *nibble, nibble*
Lina: O.O You're eating a raw fish!
Xelloss: ^_~ *whisper, whisper*
Lina: _