The Fellowship's Revenge
By the ELF BRODs
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Through the Portal!
Legolas grumbled as he jumped into the vent to retrieve the stupid hobbit. Elrond sat on Viggo; happy that it wasn't HIM that was being sent up into the vent. The Elf Lord looked at Aragorn steadily. "Aragorn, as King of Gondor, I must ask you this: why are we doing this?"
Arwen looked happy. "Maybe because Liv Tyler is TOTALLY ruining my look, appearance to the community, and personality??? Everyone HATES me now!!!" Arwen started to bawl. Aragorn, feeling very bad that his wife was going through some *emotional* times, put his arms around her and kissed her.
Frodo looked disgusted. "Ewwwwwwww...can't you two go somewhere else?"
"Yeah, there's an empty room down the hall," Sam suggested, pointing towards the door.
"I don't think so, Sam," Boromir replied with an excited look. "The hallways are probably FILLING with the New Zealand Army..."
"Yes!" cried Gimli. "A fight...JUST what I needed...they're just like Orcs and with my axe, Legolas' bow, and the rest of your swords, I'm sure we could take 'em on!"
Merry looked happy. "YES! Victory is OURS! I can be famous again! We shall call this battle: the battle between the clones!"
"Umm...Merry? That title's already taken and umm...we're not clones," Frodo laughed. "No, we shall call this 'The Last Battle of the Fellowship!'"
May I have a say in this?" Faramir spoke, the first time since the beginning of the story. " 'The last battle of the fellowship' sounds very negative, as if it will be our last... as if we're going to die."
Aragorn scowled. "The name of the battle is not of importance of the moment. It is the battle itself!" Underneath his breath, Sam could hear him mutter, "I'm surrounded by a herd of buffoons..."
Outside, Boromir's prediction was right. Not only was the New Zealand army out there as well as the SWAT team, but also the Royal Canadian Mounted Police with their horses and killer beavers, the Australian Police Force with their rabid koalas and wallabies, and some killer penguins for the hell of it. "You're surrounded! Come out with your hands up!" one of the penguins squawked.
"Oh, like that's going to get us out any quicker!" Aragorn replied sarcastically, making the hobbits giggle. Aragorn drew his sword. "This shall be a battle...but how are we going to win???"
Legolas' head popped out of the vent. "Hey, guys? There's an exit that isn't blocked up here...I recommend we go THIS way!"
"OH no!" cried Elrond in protest. "No! As a Lord Elf here, I protest! That is INSANE! What? Are we wallabies, too??? Do you think I could FIT up there? This is OUTRAGEOUS!"
"Put a sock in it," Galadriel spat, helping Eowyn and Arwen up, and then handing up the hostages. "We need to get out of here! And fast!"
"YAY!" Frodo cried and jumping up and down, kicking Elijah's head once in a while. "We're free! We're free!"
"Shut up, you stupid Hobbit!" Boromir barked angrily. "Are you trying to give us away??? SHUT UP!"
Everyone climbed through the vent and out of the exit. The exit took them out and onto the roof. The hostages were trying to break free, but were held tight by their captors.
Legolas had Pippin by the scruff of his neck. "I can't let you start trouble, can I?" Legolas laughed at the squirming hobbit.
Arwen was playing the game, "Slap the fake Arwen!"
Frodo joined in the game, but ended up slapping all of the hobbit actors.
Pippin had wanted to join in but Legolas yelled at him and told him no way. So Pippin was stuck pointing his sword at Billy who was being carried by Galadriel in front of him.
Billy was laughing at the site of the hobbit in the air carried by Legolas who was pointing his sword at him trying to appear scary.
Pippin growled at him. Frodo then came by and slapped Billy.
"Let us go! Please!" Screamed a very upset Elijah.
Elrond was carrying Dominic. Merry had made him go insane by starring at him. Then Merry held rotten mushrooms under his nose. Dominic was laughing hysterically and his eyes were all funky.
Aragorn looked at Elrond and said, "Where are we going to take them?"
Elrond sneered. "We're going to take them back to Middle Earth."
Pippin looked back at Elrond. "Why are we doing that???"
Elrond grinned. "Because if they're going to make the movie right, they have to go through EXACTLY what WE had to go through!" Elrond slapped Hugo in the back of the head. "GO, slow poke!"
Aragorn turned to Elrond. "Master Elf! Will you do the honors?"
Elrond and Galadriel used their "elvish magic" to make a porthole and jumped through it, taking their fakes along with them. When they all fell into Rivendell, Elrond stood up and straightened his robes, picking up Dominic and Hugo and brought them over to some chairs (the meeting area for the council).
"Now that we have the actors here, we can start the council," Elrond said evenly.
Elijah looked at Frodo scared. "PLEASE don't make me take the ring...PLEASE!!!"
Frodo looked back shamefully. "And you call yourself the Ringbearer. Pippin could do better than you..."
By the ELF BRODs
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Guess what? Samantha, me, AND Jess, wrote this chapter!!! Yay!!! Another person has been helping us! *Gives Jess a round of applause* Anyway, we STILL need members…PLEASE SIGN UP!!! I BEG YOU!!!
Disclaimer: when have we??? We've been disclaiming these characters every chapter!!! When can we stop??? Anyway, READ ON!
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Through the Portal!
Legolas grumbled as he jumped into the vent to retrieve the stupid hobbit. Elrond sat on Viggo; happy that it wasn't HIM that was being sent up into the vent. The Elf Lord looked at Aragorn steadily. "Aragorn, as King of Gondor, I must ask you this: why are we doing this?"
Arwen looked happy. "Maybe because Liv Tyler is TOTALLY ruining my look, appearance to the community, and personality??? Everyone HATES me now!!!" Arwen started to bawl. Aragorn, feeling very bad that his wife was going through some *emotional* times, put his arms around her and kissed her.
Frodo looked disgusted. "Ewwwwwwww...can't you two go somewhere else?"
"Yeah, there's an empty room down the hall," Sam suggested, pointing towards the door.
"I don't think so, Sam," Boromir replied with an excited look. "The hallways are probably FILLING with the New Zealand Army..."
"Yes!" cried Gimli. "A fight...JUST what I needed...they're just like Orcs and with my axe, Legolas' bow, and the rest of your swords, I'm sure we could take 'em on!"
Merry looked happy. "YES! Victory is OURS! I can be famous again! We shall call this battle: the battle between the clones!"
"Umm...Merry? That title's already taken and umm...we're not clones," Frodo laughed. "No, we shall call this 'The Last Battle of the Fellowship!'"
May I have a say in this?" Faramir spoke, the first time since the beginning of the story. " 'The last battle of the fellowship' sounds very negative, as if it will be our last... as if we're going to die."
Aragorn scowled. "The name of the battle is not of importance of the moment. It is the battle itself!" Underneath his breath, Sam could hear him mutter, "I'm surrounded by a herd of buffoons..."
Outside, Boromir's prediction was right. Not only was the New Zealand army out there as well as the SWAT team, but also the Royal Canadian Mounted Police with their horses and killer beavers, the Australian Police Force with their rabid koalas and wallabies, and some killer penguins for the hell of it. "You're surrounded! Come out with your hands up!" one of the penguins squawked.
"Oh, like that's going to get us out any quicker!" Aragorn replied sarcastically, making the hobbits giggle. Aragorn drew his sword. "This shall be a battle...but how are we going to win???"
Legolas' head popped out of the vent. "Hey, guys? There's an exit that isn't blocked up here...I recommend we go THIS way!"
"OH no!" cried Elrond in protest. "No! As a Lord Elf here, I protest! That is INSANE! What? Are we wallabies, too??? Do you think I could FIT up there? This is OUTRAGEOUS!"
"Put a sock in it," Galadriel spat, helping Eowyn and Arwen up, and then handing up the hostages. "We need to get out of here! And fast!"
"YAY!" Frodo cried and jumping up and down, kicking Elijah's head once in a while. "We're free! We're free!"
"Shut up, you stupid Hobbit!" Boromir barked angrily. "Are you trying to give us away??? SHUT UP!"
Everyone climbed through the vent and out of the exit. The exit took them out and onto the roof. The hostages were trying to break free, but were held tight by their captors.
Legolas had Pippin by the scruff of his neck. "I can't let you start trouble, can I?" Legolas laughed at the squirming hobbit.
Arwen was playing the game, "Slap the fake Arwen!"
Frodo joined in the game, but ended up slapping all of the hobbit actors.
Pippin had wanted to join in but Legolas yelled at him and told him no way. So Pippin was stuck pointing his sword at Billy who was being carried by Galadriel in front of him.
Billy was laughing at the site of the hobbit in the air carried by Legolas who was pointing his sword at him trying to appear scary.
Pippin growled at him. Frodo then came by and slapped Billy.
"Let us go! Please!" Screamed a very upset Elijah.
Elrond was carrying Dominic. Merry had made him go insane by starring at him. Then Merry held rotten mushrooms under his nose. Dominic was laughing hysterically and his eyes were all funky.
Aragorn looked at Elrond and said, "Where are we going to take them?"
Elrond sneered. "We're going to take them back to Middle Earth."
Pippin looked back at Elrond. "Why are we doing that???"
Elrond grinned. "Because if they're going to make the movie right, they have to go through EXACTLY what WE had to go through!" Elrond slapped Hugo in the back of the head. "GO, slow poke!"
Aragorn turned to Elrond. "Master Elf! Will you do the honors?"
Elrond and Galadriel used their "elvish magic" to make a porthole and jumped through it, taking their fakes along with them. When they all fell into Rivendell, Elrond stood up and straightened his robes, picking up Dominic and Hugo and brought them over to some chairs (the meeting area for the council).
"Now that we have the actors here, we can start the council," Elrond said evenly.
Elijah looked at Frodo scared. "PLEASE don't make me take the ring...PLEASE!!!"
Frodo looked back shamefully. "And you call yourself the Ringbearer. Pippin could do better than you..."