The Fellowship's Revenge
By ELF BRODs
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Jess (Pippin) and I (Elrond) wrote this chapter one Saturday while we were bored. Trust me: we were BORED. That's why we NEED more members!!! Active people!!! PLEASE JOIN!!! *Gets on her knees* PLEASE!!!
Disclaimer: I'm too tired of disclaiming all the actors, characters, etc. Basically get this straight: I own NOTHING! NADA! Ok??? Get it??? Ok.READ ON!!!
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The NEW Fellowship of the Ring
Everyone was sitting down at this time. Everyone was in a chair except Merry and Pippin. They were sitting on the floor carefully watching their doubles and laughing at them.
Billy then jumped up and started screaming. "Please don't make me go on this quest! I am begging you!" "I know what happens!" He started running around and screaming his head off. He tried to run out of the counsel but was stopped by Legolas who had tie him to the chair. He then tried to eat at the chair and the rope.
Pippin pointed at him and started laughing his head off. "And you guys all say that I am the idiot!" He then buried his head into his hands so as to stop giggling. It didn't work.
Merry was getting a good laugh in as well. Dominic kept mumbling to himself. When Billy had his outburst, Dominic had gripped the edge of his chair and jumped up and down laughing like a monkey.
Dominic was very afraid. Sam tried to give him a carrot to "sooth his nerves", but Dominic had screamed at him and gave the sign of the cross and kept repeating over and over that Sam was a "Evil crocodile who wishes to EAT me!!!" Save me! Save ME!" He always ended on a shrilly note. Dominic then jumped up on top of his chair and everyone thought he was going to fall. He kept saying over and over, "I AM A BIRDIE! SEE ME FLY!! HA HA, GIRAFFS. I CAN FLY AND YOU CAN'T!"
He tried to fly but he just fell off of the chair to where he was screaming on the floor.
Elijah was trying to get Frodo to let him go, but all Frodo did was slap him with the ring. "OUCH!"
Sam kept hitting Sean with a frying pan.
Merry jumped on Dominic and challenged him to a wrestling match, which he replied to with, "Birdie..." but still wrestled.
Pippin went to where Billy was tied up and kept teasing him and laughing at him. Poking him with his sword.
Elrond looked and Aragorn and said, "I give you... the NEW Fellowship of the ring."
Both looked at the chaos going on around them and said in unison... "Valar help us..."
Frodo looked strangely at Elrond and complained. "But Elrond...I already got rid of the One Ring!"
Elrond looked disappointed. "You're right...hmm..." he puts his hand in his pocket and searches for a ring. Instead, he pulls out two washers. "Oh well...this will have to do." Elrond put them both on stings, gave them some magical powers and put them on Frodo and Elijah.
Elijah looked disgustedly at the "ring". "This isn't the ring!" he declared. "This is stupid!"
Elrond, ignoring Elijah, said to the rest of the fellowship, "You must take this ring to Mount Doom! Without the REAL fellowship."
Aragorn grinned in return. "Yes and the Gondor armies are ready to attack you all once you reach Mordor."
Sean Bean panicked. "BUT BOROMIR DIES!!!"
Elrond looked at everyone. You all need to get some sleep, for tomorrow you start your quest. Sean Astin raised his hand. "No! You get food tomorrow," added Elrond. Sean put his hand back down.
Aragorn grabbed Merry and Pippin off of the floor. He looked at them and said, "You two are the ones who have to get your doubles to bed. Ha! Ha!"
Merry and Pippin looked at each other stunned.
They then looked at their doubles in horror.
Billy had succeeded in eating through one of his ropes. He kept rocking his chair back and forth.
Dominic was still on the floor. He wouldn't let anyone near him. He kept screaming.
Merry was the first to speak. "Well, I guess this is goodbye. You do know that this is suicide, don't you?"
"Yes, Merry."
They quickly exchanged hugs.
They began to advance on their doubles.
"See ya on the other side, Pip!" Merry yelled.
They drew their swords...
Elrond slapped his hand to his forehead. "Oh Valar..."
Pippin tackled Billy until he had pinned him down. Merry could barely get within a few feet of Dominic without the actor crying "RAPE". Elrond, getting very tired of the stupid actors causing chaos BEFORE the quest, stunned them both with his hidden elvish magic.
"Thanks, Elrond!" they worshiped, picked up their actors, and took their actors to their rooms.
Sam and Frodo walked by with Sean Astin and Elijah, both crying till they couldn't cry anymore. "So pathetic!" Frodo muttered.
Soon everyone was gone except Aragorn and Elrond. Some of the servants took Viggo and Hugo to their rooms. Aragorn grinned happily. "Master Elrond, would you like to see what's going on in the real world?"
"Sure," Elrond replied happily. They made a time hole and landed back to "Normal Earth". They both looked around and found themselves a few blocks away from the studio. As they approached, the police stopped them and immediately all the SWAT teams, armies, and wallabies surrounded them.
Peter Jackson came running over. "HUGO! VIGGO!" He embraced them like his own sons. "Where are the hobbits??? And other elves??? Are they alive? Are they ok???"
Elrond and Aragorn didn't know how to reply. They just looked at each other and grinned.
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Jess (Pippin) and I (Elrond) wrote this chapter one Saturday while we were bored. Trust me: we were BORED. That's why we NEED more members!!! Active people!!! PLEASE JOIN!!! *Gets on her knees* PLEASE!!!
Disclaimer: I'm too tired of disclaiming all the actors, characters, etc. Basically get this straight: I own NOTHING! NADA! Ok??? Get it??? Ok.READ ON!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~
The NEW Fellowship of the Ring
Everyone was sitting down at this time. Everyone was in a chair except Merry and Pippin. They were sitting on the floor carefully watching their doubles and laughing at them.
Billy then jumped up and started screaming. "Please don't make me go on this quest! I am begging you!" "I know what happens!" He started running around and screaming his head off. He tried to run out of the counsel but was stopped by Legolas who had tie him to the chair. He then tried to eat at the chair and the rope.
Pippin pointed at him and started laughing his head off. "And you guys all say that I am the idiot!" He then buried his head into his hands so as to stop giggling. It didn't work.
Merry was getting a good laugh in as well. Dominic kept mumbling to himself. When Billy had his outburst, Dominic had gripped the edge of his chair and jumped up and down laughing like a monkey.
Dominic was very afraid. Sam tried to give him a carrot to "sooth his nerves", but Dominic had screamed at him and gave the sign of the cross and kept repeating over and over that Sam was a "Evil crocodile who wishes to EAT me!!!" Save me! Save ME!" He always ended on a shrilly note. Dominic then jumped up on top of his chair and everyone thought he was going to fall. He kept saying over and over, "I AM A BIRDIE! SEE ME FLY!! HA HA, GIRAFFS. I CAN FLY AND YOU CAN'T!"
He tried to fly but he just fell off of the chair to where he was screaming on the floor.
Elijah was trying to get Frodo to let him go, but all Frodo did was slap him with the ring. "OUCH!"
Sam kept hitting Sean with a frying pan.
Merry jumped on Dominic and challenged him to a wrestling match, which he replied to with, "Birdie..." but still wrestled.
Pippin went to where Billy was tied up and kept teasing him and laughing at him. Poking him with his sword.
Elrond looked and Aragorn and said, "I give you... the NEW Fellowship of the ring."
Both looked at the chaos going on around them and said in unison... "Valar help us..."
Frodo looked strangely at Elrond and complained. "But Elrond...I already got rid of the One Ring!"
Elrond looked disappointed. "You're right...hmm..." he puts his hand in his pocket and searches for a ring. Instead, he pulls out two washers. "Oh well...this will have to do." Elrond put them both on stings, gave them some magical powers and put them on Frodo and Elijah.
Elijah looked disgustedly at the "ring". "This isn't the ring!" he declared. "This is stupid!"
Elrond, ignoring Elijah, said to the rest of the fellowship, "You must take this ring to Mount Doom! Without the REAL fellowship."
Aragorn grinned in return. "Yes and the Gondor armies are ready to attack you all once you reach Mordor."
Sean Bean panicked. "BUT BOROMIR DIES!!!"
Elrond looked at everyone. You all need to get some sleep, for tomorrow you start your quest. Sean Astin raised his hand. "No! You get food tomorrow," added Elrond. Sean put his hand back down.
Aragorn grabbed Merry and Pippin off of the floor. He looked at them and said, "You two are the ones who have to get your doubles to bed. Ha! Ha!"
Merry and Pippin looked at each other stunned.
They then looked at their doubles in horror.
Billy had succeeded in eating through one of his ropes. He kept rocking his chair back and forth.
Dominic was still on the floor. He wouldn't let anyone near him. He kept screaming.
Merry was the first to speak. "Well, I guess this is goodbye. You do know that this is suicide, don't you?"
"Yes, Merry."
They quickly exchanged hugs.
They began to advance on their doubles.
"See ya on the other side, Pip!" Merry yelled.
They drew their swords...
Elrond slapped his hand to his forehead. "Oh Valar..."
Pippin tackled Billy until he had pinned him down. Merry could barely get within a few feet of Dominic without the actor crying "RAPE". Elrond, getting very tired of the stupid actors causing chaos BEFORE the quest, stunned them both with his hidden elvish magic.
"Thanks, Elrond!" they worshiped, picked up their actors, and took their actors to their rooms.
Sam and Frodo walked by with Sean Astin and Elijah, both crying till they couldn't cry anymore. "So pathetic!" Frodo muttered.
Soon everyone was gone except Aragorn and Elrond. Some of the servants took Viggo and Hugo to their rooms. Aragorn grinned happily. "Master Elrond, would you like to see what's going on in the real world?"
"Sure," Elrond replied happily. They made a time hole and landed back to "Normal Earth". They both looked around and found themselves a few blocks away from the studio. As they approached, the police stopped them and immediately all the SWAT teams, armies, and wallabies surrounded them.
Peter Jackson came running over. "HUGO! VIGGO!" He embraced them like his own sons. "Where are the hobbits??? And other elves??? Are they alive? Are they ok???"
Elrond and Aragorn didn't know how to reply. They just looked at each other and grinned.