The Fellowship's Revenge
By The ELF BRODs
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I feel so depressed now. *I* was forced to finish this chapter alone! No one bothered to check the forum in case they were open to write.what's the point in a writing group when half of them are absent??? Well, that's why we need *Active* members! To join, e-mail me at my *new* e-mail address: blue_eyes0874@yahoo.com .stupid people hacking into my other account and deleting half of the stuff.
Disclaimer: this is part where I tell you *again* how much of a nothing I am. But we *do* own our group and our pride.although I'm not sure if we have even that.READ ON!
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The Alarm Heard Around Middle Earth!
Elrond and Aragorn saw this as their chance to humiliate the actors while they were on their quest. Hehe
Elrond started by taking eggs and smashing people with them.
Aragorn started insulting everyone in Elvish, and pretended he didn't know English.
Peter was embarrassed by their behavior, but after what had happened to them he expected them to be a little off. He sent them to a trailer.
Elrond opened the portal and went in it and told the fellowship their plans. "We will be back in time for their leaving. We will only be here certain times. Legolas, Boromir, come here and help us!"
So, Legolas and Boromir came through the portal.
Legolas went around shooting everyone with arrows.
Boromir ran around challenging people to sword fights.
When Peter tried to get some filming done, Legolas and Boromir ran up to the cameras and made faces into them. So, Peter decided to give up.
Some reporters came to the set to interview the actors to get their point of view after they were kidnapped.
Legolas looked at one of the reporters and said, "I'm gay."
Boromir said, "I am an underachiever, who is gay with Legolas."
Elrond said, "I where purple underwear."
Aragorn said, "I hate being king, and I hate all of you people!"
Then Boromir tried to eat one of the reporters.
Later, when they were going into the portal to go back to Middle Earth, they were all laughing.
Elrond said, "We have probably ruined their careers!"
Aragorn laughed and said, "No one will be able to try to ruin MY persona again!"
Then they stepped through the portal, where they found that chaos was being wrecked.
The hobbit actors had all escaped their rooms and the real hobbits were trying to chase them down.
Then Sam hit Sean with a pan and he was knocked out.
Elrond was stunned. He yelled at them. What is going on?!
Frodo came huffing and puffing to Elrond. "The hobbits escaped! AH! THERE'S THE DEMON!" he cried when he saw Elijah behind a bush. "By SAURON'S NAME, HAULT!!!"
Aragorn started laughing as Elrond tried to make everything "normal". When Elrond came back after sending them all to bed and into a DEEP, DEEP sleep, he came back out.
"I am so tempted to go back to the other world," Elrond cried in frustration. "There I can claim I smoke, cuss, and make love all I want and people will love me for it!"
Aragorn laughed at the Elf Lord's claim. "Don't worry, Master Elrond, these hobbits haven't been through the mill yet...wait till they meet our training course..."
"Training course? Like what?" Boromir asked, hearing his favorite words.
"Well, like tying them up on the river and having Elrond conduct a flood," Aragorn smirked evilly. "Or sending them without a light into Shelob's layer...or to meet the Balrog! Poor thing hasn't been well since Gandalf broke with her."
Gandalf grumbled at the thought. "Excuse me, but I have NEVER dated evil stuff..."
Aragorn snorted, trying to cover his outburst. Frodo walked in, a grin on his face. "Master Elrond? Why do I have to wear this...this.thing???" Frodo holds up the washer on the piece of string.
"Just in case Gollum Jr. gets too obsessed with the ring. We don't want anyone to *intentionally* die. For safety measures," Elrond looked smug about the plans. Oh...this was going to be fun...
Silence in Middle Earth...Day comes up...Again...Well, not quite
HUNK! HUNK! HUNK! HUNK! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! DEE DA! DEE DA! DEE DA! DEE DA! ER! ER! ER! ER!
The actors all fell out of bed, still stunned, but awake. Elrond, over the intercom, cried out. "Good morning, Victims- I mean, Actors! Today is the first day of...da-da-da! The Lord of the Rings Training Camp! WAKE UP! That's means you, Sean Bean! What's that up your nose? Do you all like the alarm? I hope you do! Cause you'll be hearing that for the next month!"
Fifteen minutes later, all the actors were being dragged down to the lawn where Elrond looked excited, Hugo and Dominic at his feet (Merry was having trouble getting near him without an ear-splitting cry of Rape).
"Welcome, actors! Have you all had a nice rest?" Elrond yelled out. "Good! I know it's still...well, not daylight, but that's apart of the adventure! You want to do the movie right, don't you?"
Elijah looked very disappointed. "Why are we here? I want to go to bed..."
Gandalf joyously hit Elijah over the head with his staff. And after feeling that enjoyment, the wizard went through the whole line of actors, hitting them all with his staff until Elrond told him that they were getting thrown into comas and to stop.
"But it's so much fun!" Gandalf protested. "We went through much worse! This is only the beginning!" All the actors groaned, but the REAL fellowship looked extremely excited.
Liv Tyler looked happily at Elrond. "I guess we're doing nothing!"
Arwen kicked Liv in some unknowing place and said. "Hahaha, nice try. You and Huggy over there get to have your OWN fun..."
Again, the actors all groaned; But it twas to be an exciting day.
(Small note: btw, I based the alarm on my own story. Just.yesterday? Yeah, yesterday, my brother's car alarm went off when my dad tried to move his car. Very.silence-breaking. It still echoes in my ears.)
By The ELF BRODs
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I feel so depressed now. *I* was forced to finish this chapter alone! No one bothered to check the forum in case they were open to write.what's the point in a writing group when half of them are absent??? Well, that's why we need *Active* members! To join, e-mail me at my *new* e-mail address: blue_eyes0874@yahoo.com .stupid people hacking into my other account and deleting half of the stuff.
Disclaimer: this is part where I tell you *again* how much of a nothing I am. But we *do* own our group and our pride.although I'm not sure if we have even that.READ ON!
~*~*~*~*~*~
The Alarm Heard Around Middle Earth!
Elrond and Aragorn saw this as their chance to humiliate the actors while they were on their quest. Hehe
Elrond started by taking eggs and smashing people with them.
Aragorn started insulting everyone in Elvish, and pretended he didn't know English.
Peter was embarrassed by their behavior, but after what had happened to them he expected them to be a little off. He sent them to a trailer.
Elrond opened the portal and went in it and told the fellowship their plans. "We will be back in time for their leaving. We will only be here certain times. Legolas, Boromir, come here and help us!"
So, Legolas and Boromir came through the portal.
Legolas went around shooting everyone with arrows.
Boromir ran around challenging people to sword fights.
When Peter tried to get some filming done, Legolas and Boromir ran up to the cameras and made faces into them. So, Peter decided to give up.
Some reporters came to the set to interview the actors to get their point of view after they were kidnapped.
Legolas looked at one of the reporters and said, "I'm gay."
Boromir said, "I am an underachiever, who is gay with Legolas."
Elrond said, "I where purple underwear."
Aragorn said, "I hate being king, and I hate all of you people!"
Then Boromir tried to eat one of the reporters.
Later, when they were going into the portal to go back to Middle Earth, they were all laughing.
Elrond said, "We have probably ruined their careers!"
Aragorn laughed and said, "No one will be able to try to ruin MY persona again!"
Then they stepped through the portal, where they found that chaos was being wrecked.
The hobbit actors had all escaped their rooms and the real hobbits were trying to chase them down.
Then Sam hit Sean with a pan and he was knocked out.
Elrond was stunned. He yelled at them. What is going on?!
Frodo came huffing and puffing to Elrond. "The hobbits escaped! AH! THERE'S THE DEMON!" he cried when he saw Elijah behind a bush. "By SAURON'S NAME, HAULT!!!"
Aragorn started laughing as Elrond tried to make everything "normal". When Elrond came back after sending them all to bed and into a DEEP, DEEP sleep, he came back out.
"I am so tempted to go back to the other world," Elrond cried in frustration. "There I can claim I smoke, cuss, and make love all I want and people will love me for it!"
Aragorn laughed at the Elf Lord's claim. "Don't worry, Master Elrond, these hobbits haven't been through the mill yet...wait till they meet our training course..."
"Training course? Like what?" Boromir asked, hearing his favorite words.
"Well, like tying them up on the river and having Elrond conduct a flood," Aragorn smirked evilly. "Or sending them without a light into Shelob's layer...or to meet the Balrog! Poor thing hasn't been well since Gandalf broke with her."
Gandalf grumbled at the thought. "Excuse me, but I have NEVER dated evil stuff..."
Aragorn snorted, trying to cover his outburst. Frodo walked in, a grin on his face. "Master Elrond? Why do I have to wear this...this.thing???" Frodo holds up the washer on the piece of string.
"Just in case Gollum Jr. gets too obsessed with the ring. We don't want anyone to *intentionally* die. For safety measures," Elrond looked smug about the plans. Oh...this was going to be fun...
Silence in Middle Earth...Day comes up...Again...Well, not quite
HUNK! HUNK! HUNK! HUNK! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! WhoooooooOOOOPPPP! DEE DA! DEE DA! DEE DA! DEE DA! ER! ER! ER! ER!
The actors all fell out of bed, still stunned, but awake. Elrond, over the intercom, cried out. "Good morning, Victims- I mean, Actors! Today is the first day of...da-da-da! The Lord of the Rings Training Camp! WAKE UP! That's means you, Sean Bean! What's that up your nose? Do you all like the alarm? I hope you do! Cause you'll be hearing that for the next month!"
Fifteen minutes later, all the actors were being dragged down to the lawn where Elrond looked excited, Hugo and Dominic at his feet (Merry was having trouble getting near him without an ear-splitting cry of Rape).
"Welcome, actors! Have you all had a nice rest?" Elrond yelled out. "Good! I know it's still...well, not daylight, but that's apart of the adventure! You want to do the movie right, don't you?"
Elijah looked very disappointed. "Why are we here? I want to go to bed..."
Gandalf joyously hit Elijah over the head with his staff. And after feeling that enjoyment, the wizard went through the whole line of actors, hitting them all with his staff until Elrond told him that they were getting thrown into comas and to stop.
"But it's so much fun!" Gandalf protested. "We went through much worse! This is only the beginning!" All the actors groaned, but the REAL fellowship looked extremely excited.
Liv Tyler looked happily at Elrond. "I guess we're doing nothing!"
Arwen kicked Liv in some unknowing place and said. "Hahaha, nice try. You and Huggy over there get to have your OWN fun..."
Again, the actors all groaned; But it twas to be an exciting day.
(Small note: btw, I based the alarm on my own story. Just.yesterday? Yeah, yesterday, my brother's car alarm went off when my dad tried to move his car. Very.silence-breaking. It still echoes in my ears.)