The Fellowship's Revenge
By the ELF BRODs
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Author's Note: this chapter is short because I feel like making it short. JK. There are two ending points and the second happens to be on the end of a short chapter. So here we go!
Disclaimer: we're not good enough to own it, phewy!
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Chaos in the Hall!
"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! MONKEY BUTTS! PIE!!! I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!!!"
Elrond fell to the ground, while a pale white and bewildered Dominic pounced on him and started racing down the halls and locked himself into Orlando and Legolas' room. Elrond sighed in exhaustion.
"Not again."
Legolas came racing out of his room, and hid behind the elf lord. "Elrond!" he cried. "You got to do something about that...that..."
"Monkey? Space Alien?" Elrond suggested. Elijah Wood and Sean Astin came running down the hall, Frodo and Sam chasing them.
"STOP IN THE NAME OF SAURON!" Frodo bellowed. "DEMON OF SAURON!"
Aragorn came running down the hall from the other direction, pursuing Viggo and in the middle, they all crashed. Elrond sighed and went back to bed. When the door was shut, he opened his closet where Hugo was dressed in Arwen's cloths and chained to the wall.
"Good boy!" Elrond gave him a biscuit and closed the door again. Trying to go to sleep again, a knock on the door a quick entrance woke him again...
Elrond looked up as Gandalf walked in.
"What is it Gandalf?" asked Elrond.
"Can I talk to... I mean Torture Sir Ian?"
Gandalf had a strange gleam in his eye.
"Whatever just let me get some sleep!!!"
Elrond went back to bed, but was to be awakened by a loud bang...
By the ELF BRODs
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Author's Note: this chapter is short because I feel like making it short. JK. There are two ending points and the second happens to be on the end of a short chapter. So here we go!
Disclaimer: we're not good enough to own it, phewy!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chaos in the Hall!
"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! MONKEY BUTTS! PIE!!! I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!!!"
Elrond fell to the ground, while a pale white and bewildered Dominic pounced on him and started racing down the halls and locked himself into Orlando and Legolas' room. Elrond sighed in exhaustion.
"Not again."
Legolas came racing out of his room, and hid behind the elf lord. "Elrond!" he cried. "You got to do something about that...that..."
"Monkey? Space Alien?" Elrond suggested. Elijah Wood and Sean Astin came running down the hall, Frodo and Sam chasing them.
"STOP IN THE NAME OF SAURON!" Frodo bellowed. "DEMON OF SAURON!"
Aragorn came running down the hall from the other direction, pursuing Viggo and in the middle, they all crashed. Elrond sighed and went back to bed. When the door was shut, he opened his closet where Hugo was dressed in Arwen's cloths and chained to the wall.
"Good boy!" Elrond gave him a biscuit and closed the door again. Trying to go to sleep again, a knock on the door a quick entrance woke him again...
Elrond looked up as Gandalf walked in.
"What is it Gandalf?" asked Elrond.
"Can I talk to... I mean Torture Sir Ian?"
Gandalf had a strange gleam in his eye.
"Whatever just let me get some sleep!!!"
Elrond went back to bed, but was to be awakened by a loud bang...