The Fellowship's Revenge
By the ELF BRODs
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Author's Note: Sam wrote the first ending and I wrote the Epilogue. You may thank her for finishing this story as none of us knew how! And I added the bit piece of it because I'm so weird and it was funny :) It was fun writing this! Thank you for all your reviews!!!
Disclaimer: Not sure…end of story and tired of being a nothing.
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Was it All Just a Dream?
Elrond awoke in a sweaty state, to find himself in Rivendell in his own home just as dawn was arising. Darting his eyes around, he found Mithrandir sitting on his bedside, his face twisted in a happy grin. "Why... Gandalf... what... what happened?" he questioned.
With a twinkle of mirth in his eyes, the Maia replied, "Arwen got mad at you for not letting her marry Aragorn... so she knocked you out with a Four by Four. She's terribly sorry... wouldn't stop sobbing, the poor dear."
"You mean... the actors... Hugo, Viggo... it was all a dream?" Elrond questioned.
"What's a Viggo?" Gandalf asked back.
Sighing in relief, Elrond smiled to himself. It was all a dream... no human actors here!
"By the way," Mithrandir continued. "Legolas wants to speak to you... something about a plan to kidnap... actors of some sort? For a movie about us?"
Elrond fell back on the bed unconscious upon hearing those words.
The end…?
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Epilogue
Merry and Pippin were laying in the Garden in Rivendell. Both were satisfied, little innocent hobbits with a twitch for chaos resting in their bones. Merry looked up at the House of Elrond and noticed something weird.
"You know what, Pippin?" Merry asked. "Legolas has been acting weird…he just went into a closet…I wonder what he is up to…"
Pippin sat up and stared at the house, too. He watched as Elrond walked in after Legolas along with Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, and Sam. "Let's follow them!" he cried and both Hobbits ran curiously to the closet door.
"You go first!" Merry said to Pippin.
"NO! YOU go first!"
"Let's go in together!"
Both Hobbits opened the door, walked in, and…
"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! MONKEY BUTTS! PIE!!! I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!!!"
~*THE END*~
By the ELF BRODs
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Author's Note: Sam wrote the first ending and I wrote the Epilogue. You may thank her for finishing this story as none of us knew how! And I added the bit piece of it because I'm so weird and it was funny :) It was fun writing this! Thank you for all your reviews!!!
Disclaimer: Not sure…end of story and tired of being a nothing.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Was it All Just a Dream?
Elrond awoke in a sweaty state, to find himself in Rivendell in his own home just as dawn was arising. Darting his eyes around, he found Mithrandir sitting on his bedside, his face twisted in a happy grin. "Why... Gandalf... what... what happened?" he questioned.
With a twinkle of mirth in his eyes, the Maia replied, "Arwen got mad at you for not letting her marry Aragorn... so she knocked you out with a Four by Four. She's terribly sorry... wouldn't stop sobbing, the poor dear."
"You mean... the actors... Hugo, Viggo... it was all a dream?" Elrond questioned.
"What's a Viggo?" Gandalf asked back.
Sighing in relief, Elrond smiled to himself. It was all a dream... no human actors here!
"By the way," Mithrandir continued. "Legolas wants to speak to you... something about a plan to kidnap... actors of some sort? For a movie about us?"
Elrond fell back on the bed unconscious upon hearing those words.
The end…?
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Epilogue
Merry and Pippin were laying in the Garden in Rivendell. Both were satisfied, little innocent hobbits with a twitch for chaos resting in their bones. Merry looked up at the House of Elrond and noticed something weird.
"You know what, Pippin?" Merry asked. "Legolas has been acting weird…he just went into a closet…I wonder what he is up to…"
Pippin sat up and stared at the house, too. He watched as Elrond walked in after Legolas along with Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, and Sam. "Let's follow them!" he cried and both Hobbits ran curiously to the closet door.
"You go first!" Merry said to Pippin.
"NO! YOU go first!"
"Let's go in together!"
Both Hobbits opened the door, walked in, and…
"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! MONKEY BUTTS! PIE!!! I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!!!"
~*THE END*~