Ron jumped back from the present. "You-know-who?????"
There was a poof, and out of the air appeared an evilly green wizard.......who raised his wand... muttered a few words....and out of his wand shot.....
CONFETTI!!
Everyone stood there, speechless.
Voldemort shrugged sheepishly. "Well this IS a fanfic....and I get SO tired of being evil...and Ron's never even defeated me....and heck I mean the last birthday party i went to was Lucius Malfoy's....and I promise I'll be good?" He looked imploringly up at everyone
Hermione shook her head to remove herself from her trance. "Ok so let me get this straight.....You-know-who is giving us puppy-dog eyes??? Good grief who WRITES these fanfics?" She walked away, muttering something that sounded like "simply messed-up" under her breath.
Ron realized he had yet to open his present. "Well uhhhh thank you uhh....what would you like me to call you?"
"Tom would be WONDERFUL"
"Ok....uh.....Tom......I'll just open it now....." Ron cautiously ripped the sequined wrapping paper. "Wow....Tom......a book of Dark Magic Spells! I just uhhh.....KNOW I'll use this uhhhh......alllll the time...." Ron smiled bravely and shot beseeching looks at the crowd. "Uhhh....next please....."
There was a poof, and out of the air appeared an evilly green wizard.......who raised his wand... muttered a few words....and out of his wand shot.....
CONFETTI!!
Everyone stood there, speechless.
Voldemort shrugged sheepishly. "Well this IS a fanfic....and I get SO tired of being evil...and Ron's never even defeated me....and heck I mean the last birthday party i went to was Lucius Malfoy's....and I promise I'll be good?" He looked imploringly up at everyone
Hermione shook her head to remove herself from her trance. "Ok so let me get this straight.....You-know-who is giving us puppy-dog eyes??? Good grief who WRITES these fanfics?" She walked away, muttering something that sounded like "simply messed-up" under her breath.
Ron realized he had yet to open his present. "Well uhhhh thank you uhh....what would you like me to call you?"
"Tom would be WONDERFUL"
"Ok....uh.....Tom......I'll just open it now....." Ron cautiously ripped the sequined wrapping paper. "Wow....Tom......a book of Dark Magic Spells! I just uhhh.....KNOW I'll use this uhhhh......alllll the time...." Ron smiled bravely and shot beseeching looks at the crowd. "Uhhh....next please....."