(Celena turns back into Dilly)
Dilly: Stop that awful noise or you'll get hurt!!
Sally: Make me!! *starts fighting with Dilly again*
Allen: *sweatdrops*
Hitomi: Uh...guys? Weren't we gonna watch a movie?
Sally: *stops in mid swing* Oh ya!! *skips happily to the variety of movies on the shelf as if nothing had happened*
(everyone besides Sally sweatdrops)
Van: *whispers to Hitomi* Is it just me or is she a little TOO happy?
Sally: I heard that!!
Van: *straightens*
Sally: *gets a sudden idea* Let's go to a movie theater instead!! We can go to the new Stadium 8 theater that was just built! Yay! Now, who can drive?
(everyone sweatdrops)
Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne...yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda blah yad...
Dilly: Will you SHUT-UP?!?!?!
Disclaimer: HEY!!! I'm disclaimin' here!! You're not supposed to be in the disclaimer anyhow! *boots Dilly out of the disclaimer*
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High School Madness
by: Sally Fox
Chapter 2: Second Period
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Everyone walks into the classroom (besides Dilly who is being carried) and tries to get a seat. The Dragon Slayers stand in the back of the classroom holding Dilly.
"PUT ME DOWN YA FREAKEN LOSERS!!" Dilly screamed at the top of his lungs. As he opened his mouth to make more pleasant comments he found himself thrown to the ground. "HEY!!!" Dilly looked around and saw all the Dragon Slayers headed for the last desk. Dilly growled and made a quick move.
Dilly stuck out his tongue at all the confused Dragon Slayers as he sat in the desk.
"How did you do that?" Gatti asked.
"HEY!! I'm the one who asks questions here!!" Dilly yelled as he gave Gatti a bloody nose. "Anymore questions??" A kid in the classroom raised their hand. Dilly looked at them oddly and taking the raising the hand thing as a challenge, burnt the kid to a crisp with his flame thrower.
"Where'd you get that?!?" Viole asked. Dilly was about to flame him when he only found air in his hands.
"NANI?!?!?"
(SD) Hikaru observed the flame thrower then started to hug it. Little hearts came out of her head. Everyone who saw this sweatdropped.
(SD) "ACK!!" Dilly fell out of his desk unconscious. Viole sat in his seat with a smile.
"Hey! Don't sit in my desk you darn kid!!" Dilly yelled to Viole.
"But I thought..."
"I don't care what you thought!! GET OUT!!!" Viole quickly got out of "Dilly's" desk and Dilly fell back unconscious. Everyone sweatdropped.
The bell finally rang and the teacher came in.
"Psst! Hitomi!" Van whispered.
"What?"
"What's this?" he held up the object.
"It's a pencil."
"What's this?"
"A calculator."
"What's this?"
"A marker."
"What's this?"
"An eraser." Hitomi sighed.
Van looked at the eraser intently. "Interesting. What's this?"
"A ruler."
"This puny thing? A ruler?!?!" Van asked very confused.
"Yes!!" Hitomi hissed getting very annoyed.
A long pause followed and Hitomi thought that Van was finally finished asking questions.
"Hey Hitomi! What's this?" Van whispered. Hitomi got up and smacked him on the back of his head.
"Hey!!" Van rubbed his head and thankfully stopped asking questions. For some odd reason the teacher didn't even notice that the students weren't paying attention in the room.
Merle picked up the eraser that Van had been holding. "What's this Van?"
"An eraser." Van said still rubbing the back of his head as he wondered what he did wrong.
Merle squealed in delight and ran over to Dilly. She started to erase him as she hummed to herself. [Sally: Hey! Merle!! Stop that! You're erasing my fic!]
"Oops! Sorry!" Merle ran over and grabbed a pencil, trying to draw Dilly's face back on. She started to giggle then it turned into a full out laugh.
"And what may I ask is so funny?" the teacher asked, finally noticing something wrong. Hikaru took the flame thrower and roasted the teacher.
(SD) "COOL!!!" Hikaru screamed with delight, then got back to hugging the flame thrower. Everyone sweatdropped yet again.
"Hey guys! Come here!" Merle managed to say between laughs. Everyone (besides Van and Hitomi since they seemed to be into a staring contest) rushed over to Merle and cracked up with laughter. Hikaru seemed to be interested so she trotted happily over to them.
"Aaaah!!" Hikaru screeched. "Look what you did to his face!!" she snatched the pencil out of Merle's hands and drew his face back on.
"Hey!! Where's Dornkirk?" Folken asked looking around the room. Everyone shrugged.
Dilly woke up and looked outside. A huge grin overtook his face as he looked over towards Hikaru. A sweatdrop formed on his head as he saw her still hugging his flame thrower. He ignored it, not wanted to draw her attention to him and ran outside.
"Hey!! Where do you think you're going Dilandau!!" Hitomi yelled and ran after him followed by the rest of the crew and Hikaru.
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Sally: *sigh* Oh well. I guess we won't be going to the movies.
Dilly: Hey! You made me sound like a sissy in this chapter!!
Sally: That's cuz you are one!!
Dilly: *growls*
Sally: *sticks out tongue and pulls down eyelid*
Van: What's this?
Dilly: *snatches thing from Van's hands* Give me that!!! Ss-ooo-pur g-l-oooo. What the heck is super glue?
Sally: *smiles* It's a kit that makes flame throwers instantly.
Dilly: How does it work?
Sally: You screw off the lid then put it on your hands. Then you press your hands against the wall and wait for 5 minutes. Then poof!! Instant flame thrower. *big grin*
Dilly: *puts stuff on hands and presses on wall*
Sally: Good!
Hitomi: *sweatdrops* I don't see how that would make a new flame thr...
Sally: Shhh!! Now, what should we do?
Dilly: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THEY'RE STUCK!!!
A/N: La dee da. I know, I know. I'm evil. *grins* I couldn't resist!!!! So how wuz it? And why do you think Dilly went outside?!?! Seems like he has something planned for Hikaru. ^_^ If you think I should stop writing this fic before someone gets hurt then just say so. j/k hehe!! ^_^ I know that this chappie was a bit short but the next chappie is still part of 2nd period. so...buh bye for now!