re-o-ko: Thank you!
Inuyasha-loves-Kagome: Haha! Thanx!! *squeals and runs around the house 10 times* I didn't know I was funny! I thought this was the stoooopidest fic I've ever written!! *pause* Wait! It is!! Haaaa! *n00f!* That's my new word! *smiles*
Van: Hey, Hitomi! What's this?
Hitomi: Van!!!!
Van: *waves arms frantically through the air* Just joking Hitomi!!
Hitomi: *glares*
Van: If it makes you feel any better I got you this. (Van gives Hitomi a silver necklace with a pink heart)
Hitomi: *gets stars in her eyes* For me ?!? Arigatou Vanny!!! *hugs Van* It's so sweet of you!
Van: *face turns red, but hugs her back*
Dilly: *gags*
Sally: *smacks Dilly on the back of his head*
Dilly: *struggles furiously to get free from the wall*
Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne so no suing and I DEFINITELY don't own Dilly. What a relief!!
Dilly: Hey!! What's that supposed to mean? Are you challenging me?!? (keeps ranting and raving)
Disclaimer: Where's the duck tape when you need it?
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High School Madness
by: Sally Fox
Chapter 3: Recess
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"Hitomi!" Van yelled as he chased after Hitomi followed by the rest of the crew including Hikaru.
Hitomi was a very fast runner, but by the time she got to Dilly it was too late. Dilly had reached the Elementary School and had scared all the little kids away. (Imagine that. ^_^) He started grabbing 4-square balls and threw them harshly at anyone who went near him.
"Mwahahahaha!!! DIE YOU FOOLS!!!" Dilly laughed maniacally as he threw a fast ball towards Hitomi. Van, being the gentlemen, got in the way and caught it, protecting Hitomi.
Hitomi looked at Van dreamily and ran up and gave him a tight hug around the waist. It surprised Van so he looked back at Hitomi blushing like crazy and right as he was turning around to see if she was all right a ball greeted his face, knocking him out cold.
"Van?!? DILANDAU!!!" Hitomi screamed out at him, but he paid no heed.
As Dilly was doing a little victory stance for beating Van he saw Hikaru and fear crept up to his mind. "AAAAAHHHH!!" Dilly threw a very fast ball at Hikaru.
(SD) "Eep!" Hikaru stopped hugging the flame thrower and burnt the ball to a crisp. "Yay!!"
Dilandau stared open mouthed at what just happened. He chucked more balls, but to no avail.
"Dilly!!!" Hikaru screamed in delight as she heard his name being called from an enraged Hitomi. Dilly was scared out of his mind and started running like mad. "Come back Dilly!!!!!"
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(SD) Allen finally makes it up the huge hill to the Elementary School with a very happy Millerna on his back. *Smack!!!* A ball pegs Millerna right in the face, knocking her unconscious. As Millerna stopped holding onto Allen she started to fall off his back. Still being at the top of the hill Allen lost his balance as Millerna fell off.
Millerna fell down and broke her crown and Allen came tumbling after!! (A/N: Sorry, couldn't help myself. ^^;; hehe)
So now Allen and Millerna are at the bottom of the hill, both unconscious, Hitomi is still holding onto an unconscious Van, trying to revive him and Dilly is being chased by a girl maniac with a flame thrower.
The Dragon Slayers, having no interest in all that's going around them decide to take a look around the Elementary School. (hee hee)
"Wait!!! Don't go in!! I'll check it out and if everything is safe then I'll signal for everyone to come in." Chesta explained as he entered the building.
Chesta turned a corner and tried hiding in the shadows. When all looked clear to go he started for a door that had a huge K by it. A tall man came out of it and when he saw Chesta he looked relieved.
"There you are!! About time! They're all waiting." the man told Chesta as he ushered him into the room.
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Sally: *puts duck tape on Dilly's mouth* Ha ha!! How's it goin' "sticky boy"?
Dilly: *mumbles into the tape*
Sally: What??? I can't hear you!
Dilly: *struggles more*
Sally: *rolls on the ground laffing*
Allen: You know that he won't be stuck to the wall forever.
Sally: *stops laffing and glares at Allen*
Allen: *steps back* Just informing you. Nothing personal.
Sally: *tries to glue Dilly's feet to the floor but gets kicked in the face and is now on the floor unconscious.
Hitomi: Good going Dilly. Now who's gonna write the fic?
Sally: *wakes up* Why are there birds in my house?!? *gets a fly swatter and starts to swat at the air* OUT, DANG-IT!!!!
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
(Nikki, Sally's other half, walks in) (Nikki is my REAL self)
Nikki: What the heck?!? Dilly!!! Why are you stuck to the wall? *takes off tape*
Dilly: AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Nikki: *sweatdrops*
*~*~*~*~*~* A/N: This chappie was REALLY short but the next one should be a hoot. (the next one is still in 2nd period so it probably won't be that long either.) I didn't have much time to write this one with my cousins and all so it's not as carefully planned. (meaning I can't stay up late for the week so I wasn't as hyper) ^_^