Disclaimer: Cripes, I don't own DragonBall Zero!!! *Sniffle* It's just so
awful!!!
A/N: Well I'm using pan()'s lil idea so I give her credit for the Bulma flirtin' with Vegeta part. (I mean the idea of it) ^-^ Thanks pan! Well woo hoo no questions!!! (or is that bad???) A couple big vocab. words in this chapter, so you'll get your learning in today. T_T --that is the crying face (can imagine you saying "But I don't wanna learn…")! Anyway, on with the story!!!
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My Mind Trapped In You
Damn! I always have to be stuck in the worst situations!
The disaster was going to last for who knows how long, maybe even past first period. Bulma was obviously not in the mood for this. With Chi-Chi stuck in the office, she had no one to talk to about her problems.
Glancing over at Vegeta, she shivered. Feeling as if she would go liquid next to him and evaporate in his heat (A/N: wink wink, nudge nudge for word "hott-ness"), Bulma gulped.
Vegeta seemed to be paying no attention to Bulma at all, but was looking at another girl's butt. The girl's saiyan tail wiggled.
How rude! Jeez looking at someone's butt at a time like this, he's such a jackanapes!!! (A/N: Jackanapes happens to mean monkey, but jackanapes sounds so much better in that sentence!!!)
Realizing some of the guys next to her were looking down her shirt because it was hanging off of her neck, she put her arms in front of her breasts.
(A/N: In case you're wondering, the students are kind of in a ball-like position under the desks. Like if you had a disaster drill at your school, they're doing that position under the desks. Hope that helps ya if you're confused.)
Boys are so immature! UGH!…I wonder if Vegeta was looking down my shirt too…why am I thinking like this?!? Ooohh…I'm starting to blush! Shoot!!!
"What are YOU blushing at, you forgot to put deodorant on this morning?" Vegeta mocked Bulma.
"Unlike you saiyan men, I don't need freshener to protect others from my BO." smoothly replied Bulma.
"Speaking of BO, perhaps you should reconsider that air freshener for your gas." Vegeta stated.
"The only gas I get is for my motorbike." Bulma mentioned.
"I'm surprised you could afford one." said Vegeta.
Maybe flirting with flibbertigibbet (A/N: That means birdbrain!!!) here will scare the little a-hole…
"That's what you think Veggie." Bulma slid past.
(A/N: Right here I can imagine Veggie saying to himself "WHAT?!? SHE JUST CALLED ME VEGGIE!!! THIS IS OUTRAGOUS!!!" or somethin' like that anyway. ^- ^ lol)
"Don't call me that." Vegeta muttered.
"What's that? I can't heeeaaarr youuuu." obnoxiously asked Bulma, grinning from ear-to-ear.
"I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT WOMAN!!!" Vegeta shouted.
Shocked that Vegeta would should like that, Bardock requested him "Prince Vegeta is there something wrong???"
"THIS IS NONE OF YOUR CONSERN YOU BLUNDERING LOW-CLASS IDIOT!!!" Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs, the classes across the hall also being able to hear the extremely enraged prince.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL BARDOCK A BLUNDERING IDIOT!!! WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU ARE ASSHOLE SO SHUT YOUR DAMN HOLE BEFORE IT GETS SHUT FOR YOU!!!" argued Bulma, pissed off as well.
"MS.BRIEFS STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" Bardock snapped.
The other members of the class were stunned. A few had their jaws hanging 8 inches from the roof of their mouths. The rest were all bug-eyed.
Bulma stepped out from under her desk, completely forgetting about the disaster drill. Vegeta threw his desk up over his head into the wall, it cracking in half. As he stood up, luckily the desk hurt no one.
Scared to death, no one else dared to get out from under their desks. Bardock looked at Vegeta furiously, his eyes seeming to be flaming.
"NOW LISTEN HERE BOY," Bardock started, "I AM SICK OF YOUR TRASHY PRINCE SHIT!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ANYONE ANYTHING AND NOT GET IN TROUBLE, ESPECIALLY ADULTS!!! YOU LEAVE MS.BRIEFS OUT OF YOUR SHITTYNESS!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE MY DAMN JOB, ANYONE THAT WANTS TO BABYSIT THE LITTLE IMMATURE SPAWN OF THE NOBLE KING AND QUEEN, WHO DO NOT DESERVE DEALING WITH YOU AT ALL, THEY CAN TAKE THE PIECE OF SHIT!!!"
Drawing in a deep breath, his face red with pure anger, Bardock continued ranting on, but Bulma heard nothing. She was too into her own thoughts to really pay attention to what Bardock was saying to Vegeta.
I AM SICK OF THIS MYSELF!!! I SWEAR I AM GONNA KICK HIM IN THE BALLS, I SWEAR IT DAMN YOU VEGETA!! I WILL KICK YOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!
And she did. Right smack in the balls Bulma kicked Vegeta. Vegeta was not on his guard, so it hurt. It REALLY hurt.
Vegeta slapped Bulma across the face, sending her to the floor. Pissed off, Vegeta ignored his pain.
Why did he do that? You're not supposed to hit girls!!! Oww…I feel like I broke something…
Bulma's eyes were watery, as if she were going to cry. Vegeta had just realized what he had done. Vegeta trying to explain, Bulma cut in, standing up. The disaster bell rang, notifying that the disaster was over, and class could continue normally.
"Your such an asshole Vegeta!" Bulma whimpered, running out of the door.
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Well looks like that's it for chapter 3. What will happen to Bulma, is she ok? Maybe, but maybe not. Got ideas/compliments/complaints/questions? Please e-mail me at:
Dare2dream@houston.rr.com
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Me: Veggie how could you? That's so mean!
Veggie: No it wasn't! It…it was just an "auto-response"! It says so!
Me: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
Bulma: Yeah Vegeta, what's that about slapping me anyway???
Veggie: But you kicked me in the balls… *sniffle*
Me: That's too bad Veggie, you shouldn't have hit her back!
Veggie: Aww…NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! *opens the door and runs out of my (LadySnowy's) room*
A/N: Well I'm using pan()'s lil idea so I give her credit for the Bulma flirtin' with Vegeta part. (I mean the idea of it) ^-^ Thanks pan! Well woo hoo no questions!!! (or is that bad???) A couple big vocab. words in this chapter, so you'll get your learning in today. T_T --that is the crying face (can imagine you saying "But I don't wanna learn…")! Anyway, on with the story!!!
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My Mind Trapped In You
Damn! I always have to be stuck in the worst situations!
The disaster was going to last for who knows how long, maybe even past first period. Bulma was obviously not in the mood for this. With Chi-Chi stuck in the office, she had no one to talk to about her problems.
Glancing over at Vegeta, she shivered. Feeling as if she would go liquid next to him and evaporate in his heat (A/N: wink wink, nudge nudge for word "hott-ness"), Bulma gulped.
Vegeta seemed to be paying no attention to Bulma at all, but was looking at another girl's butt. The girl's saiyan tail wiggled.
How rude! Jeez looking at someone's butt at a time like this, he's such a jackanapes!!! (A/N: Jackanapes happens to mean monkey, but jackanapes sounds so much better in that sentence!!!)
Realizing some of the guys next to her were looking down her shirt because it was hanging off of her neck, she put her arms in front of her breasts.
(A/N: In case you're wondering, the students are kind of in a ball-like position under the desks. Like if you had a disaster drill at your school, they're doing that position under the desks. Hope that helps ya if you're confused.)
Boys are so immature! UGH!…I wonder if Vegeta was looking down my shirt too…why am I thinking like this?!? Ooohh…I'm starting to blush! Shoot!!!
"What are YOU blushing at, you forgot to put deodorant on this morning?" Vegeta mocked Bulma.
"Unlike you saiyan men, I don't need freshener to protect others from my BO." smoothly replied Bulma.
"Speaking of BO, perhaps you should reconsider that air freshener for your gas." Vegeta stated.
"The only gas I get is for my motorbike." Bulma mentioned.
"I'm surprised you could afford one." said Vegeta.
Maybe flirting with flibbertigibbet (A/N: That means birdbrain!!!) here will scare the little a-hole…
"That's what you think Veggie." Bulma slid past.
(A/N: Right here I can imagine Veggie saying to himself "WHAT?!? SHE JUST CALLED ME VEGGIE!!! THIS IS OUTRAGOUS!!!" or somethin' like that anyway. ^- ^ lol)
"Don't call me that." Vegeta muttered.
"What's that? I can't heeeaaarr youuuu." obnoxiously asked Bulma, grinning from ear-to-ear.
"I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT WOMAN!!!" Vegeta shouted.
Shocked that Vegeta would should like that, Bardock requested him "Prince Vegeta is there something wrong???"
"THIS IS NONE OF YOUR CONSERN YOU BLUNDERING LOW-CLASS IDIOT!!!" Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs, the classes across the hall also being able to hear the extremely enraged prince.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL BARDOCK A BLUNDERING IDIOT!!! WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU ARE ASSHOLE SO SHUT YOUR DAMN HOLE BEFORE IT GETS SHUT FOR YOU!!!" argued Bulma, pissed off as well.
"MS.BRIEFS STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" Bardock snapped.
The other members of the class were stunned. A few had their jaws hanging 8 inches from the roof of their mouths. The rest were all bug-eyed.
Bulma stepped out from under her desk, completely forgetting about the disaster drill. Vegeta threw his desk up over his head into the wall, it cracking in half. As he stood up, luckily the desk hurt no one.
Scared to death, no one else dared to get out from under their desks. Bardock looked at Vegeta furiously, his eyes seeming to be flaming.
"NOW LISTEN HERE BOY," Bardock started, "I AM SICK OF YOUR TRASHY PRINCE SHIT!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ANYONE ANYTHING AND NOT GET IN TROUBLE, ESPECIALLY ADULTS!!! YOU LEAVE MS.BRIEFS OUT OF YOUR SHITTYNESS!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE MY DAMN JOB, ANYONE THAT WANTS TO BABYSIT THE LITTLE IMMATURE SPAWN OF THE NOBLE KING AND QUEEN, WHO DO NOT DESERVE DEALING WITH YOU AT ALL, THEY CAN TAKE THE PIECE OF SHIT!!!"
Drawing in a deep breath, his face red with pure anger, Bardock continued ranting on, but Bulma heard nothing. She was too into her own thoughts to really pay attention to what Bardock was saying to Vegeta.
I AM SICK OF THIS MYSELF!!! I SWEAR I AM GONNA KICK HIM IN THE BALLS, I SWEAR IT DAMN YOU VEGETA!! I WILL KICK YOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!
And she did. Right smack in the balls Bulma kicked Vegeta. Vegeta was not on his guard, so it hurt. It REALLY hurt.
Vegeta slapped Bulma across the face, sending her to the floor. Pissed off, Vegeta ignored his pain.
Why did he do that? You're not supposed to hit girls!!! Oww…I feel like I broke something…
Bulma's eyes were watery, as if she were going to cry. Vegeta had just realized what he had done. Vegeta trying to explain, Bulma cut in, standing up. The disaster bell rang, notifying that the disaster was over, and class could continue normally.
"Your such an asshole Vegeta!" Bulma whimpered, running out of the door.
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Well looks like that's it for chapter 3. What will happen to Bulma, is she ok? Maybe, but maybe not. Got ideas/compliments/complaints/questions? Please e-mail me at:
Dare2dream@houston.rr.com
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Me: Veggie how could you? That's so mean!
Veggie: No it wasn't! It…it was just an "auto-response"! It says so!
Me: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
Bulma: Yeah Vegeta, what's that about slapping me anyway???
Veggie: But you kicked me in the balls… *sniffle*
Me: That's too bad Veggie, you shouldn't have hit her back!
Veggie: Aww…NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! *opens the door and runs out of my (LadySnowy's) room*