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Sirius gave a hopeless wail and threw the book down. 'I'll never get it!' He said with defeat. Remus looked at Potions book laying on the ground and smiled. He stood up and walked to his best friend, picking the book up.
'Sirius, love, would you like some help?'
Sirius nodded, not thinking that Remus had just called him love. James walked in smiling, but when he saw his love he stopped. 'Whats wrong, hon?' He asked, wrapping an arm around both his friends.
'Siri just needs some help in Potions, Jamie.' Remus explained. James nodded.
'Well, if you need help come get me. I'll be in the common room.' Remus smiled and sat Sirius on the bed.
'Now Sirius lets shag like dogs!'
'What?!?!?!?!' Sirius asked. Remus had a demonic glint in his eyes. 'Remmie I'm with James-'
'Oh forget him!' Remus hissed. He grabbed Sirius's wrists. 'You're mine now!'
'You sound like the f*cking wicked witch of the west!' Sirius yelled and tried to jerk his hands away.
'Shut up! If I'm gonna do this right you gotta whimper and act scared!'
'But your my best friend!' Sirius sounded offended. 'And you wouldn't hurt me!'
'Well act like you dunno that, dimwit.' Remus commanded. He growled. 'Your robes won't come off!!!'
'Well, tug a little harder.'
'Oh shit they ripped.'
'YOU JERK!' Sirius shouted. 'THESE ARE MY BEST ROBES!'
'Sorry.' Remus said. 'Can I go back to raping you now?'
'Sure, fine, whatever. I MEAN NO!'
'DAMMIT SIRIUS! I can't rape the unwilling!' Reus sulked.
'Oh I'm sorry Remmie.' Sirius said. 'Okay you can rape me.'
With that, Sirius Black woke up screaming.
'JAMES! REMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU!' He shrieked.
'Wha?' James asked sleepily from the bed next to him. 'You had the dream again?'
'Yes.' Sirius whimpered.
'Ugh.' Remus said. 'Did I rape you with a piece of fruit this time?'
END
NOTES: I'm sorry i just couldn't stand them being GAY! Well, alls well now.
~Panther~
Sirius gave a hopeless wail and threw the book down. 'I'll never get it!' He said with defeat. Remus looked at Potions book laying on the ground and smiled. He stood up and walked to his best friend, picking the book up.
'Sirius, love, would you like some help?'
Sirius nodded, not thinking that Remus had just called him love. James walked in smiling, but when he saw his love he stopped. 'Whats wrong, hon?' He asked, wrapping an arm around both his friends.
'Siri just needs some help in Potions, Jamie.' Remus explained. James nodded.
'Well, if you need help come get me. I'll be in the common room.' Remus smiled and sat Sirius on the bed.
'Now Sirius lets shag like dogs!'
'What?!?!?!?!' Sirius asked. Remus had a demonic glint in his eyes. 'Remmie I'm with James-'
'Oh forget him!' Remus hissed. He grabbed Sirius's wrists. 'You're mine now!'
'You sound like the f*cking wicked witch of the west!' Sirius yelled and tried to jerk his hands away.
'Shut up! If I'm gonna do this right you gotta whimper and act scared!'
'But your my best friend!' Sirius sounded offended. 'And you wouldn't hurt me!'
'Well act like you dunno that, dimwit.' Remus commanded. He growled. 'Your robes won't come off!!!'
'Well, tug a little harder.'
'Oh shit they ripped.'
'YOU JERK!' Sirius shouted. 'THESE ARE MY BEST ROBES!'
'Sorry.' Remus said. 'Can I go back to raping you now?'
'Sure, fine, whatever. I MEAN NO!'
'DAMMIT SIRIUS! I can't rape the unwilling!' Reus sulked.
'Oh I'm sorry Remmie.' Sirius said. 'Okay you can rape me.'
With that, Sirius Black woke up screaming.
'JAMES! REMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU!' He shrieked.
'Wha?' James asked sleepily from the bed next to him. 'You had the dream again?'
'Yes.' Sirius whimpered.
'Ugh.' Remus said. 'Did I rape you with a piece of fruit this time?'
END
NOTES: I'm sorry i just couldn't stand them being GAY! Well, alls well now.
~Panther~