Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe) Nowhere near as over-the-top pornful as my last haiku but still full of slashy goodness =D
Summary: I love The Hudsucker Proxy! I know you do too, right? Right? And you know Buzz and Norville just belong together! Tee hee! Not only that, but they belong together in haiku form! ... My brain is not a good place -_-;
Notes: You know I think this warning/summary section is longer then the actual haiku. =D

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I have fired you.
Although I love you on your knees,
don't crawl at the Hud. -- Amy Smith

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Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I'm just warping them for my own sick, sad pleasure.