Disclaimer: Okay all of you know that Trigun belongs to Yasihro Nightow and
anybody who says they do. Oh yeah and this fic is what I get for wanting
some stupid stuff to happen so that is what I have done made Vash be stupid
and act like a little baby (hehehe). So, Pull up a chair, relax, grab some
donuts, and enjoy. Spoilers: If you haven't seen it all then don't read
this! It'll mess it all up for you!
By: Fishguts
(Knives' Thoughts) {Vash's Thoughts}
The Long Nights Wait
Part 7
Vash and Knives walked the lone barren desert. Vash stared at Knives who was dragging his feet and staring at the sun.
{Knives won't know what hit him! Heheheh}
Vash stooped down and picked up a handful of pebbles. {Payback is sweet!}
Knives continued to look at the sky. Vash took one pebble and held it in the empty hand. He reared back and threw the pebble at Knives' head. :: SMACK!:: Knives grabbed his head. "VASH!" Vash looked up quickly at the sky and began to whistle. "Why the hell did you just hit me? Me your own brother!" Vash looked at the pile in his hand.
"What?" Vash stared at Knives innocently. "It wasn't me. I promise!"
{He he he he he!!! That was good!} Knives mumbled something under his breath but Vash couldn't figure out what. Knives went back to his thoughts.
Vash waited a few minutes before he threw another rock at Knives.
Knives turned and gave Vash a "go-to-hell" look. Vash looked at the ground. {I forgot how scary he can look…Maybe I should wait just a little bit before I throw the next one…Yeah that's what I'll do!}
(Stupid Vash…She really didn't teach him nothing except to 'not kill or hurt anyone' damn that bitch.)
A few moments passed and Vash threw another rock at Knives. Knives didn't flinch. {Hey! He wasn't supposed to not do anything! Hey! Wait A MINUTE! Maybe I should try that again! Yeah that's what I'll do}
Vash threw another rock…. Knives continued to walk forwards. Vash became annoyed at this point….{ARG!}
(Let's see how long it'll take him till he starts to act like a child.)
Vash huffed and stared at Knives. {Don't try and stop me! This is what he gets!} Vash threw the rest of the rocks at Knives.
…
They all hit Knives. Knives turned around and faced Vash. (Panic brother! Start to panic!) Vash gulped down his spit that was in his mouth. "Uh…"
"Oh VASH!" Knives slowly walked towards Vash. Vash backed up a few steps. "Oh Little Vash! Come here! I have a surprise for you!"
"Uh that's okay Knives! You can keep it!" Vash took giant steps backwards, Knives only quickened his steps.
"But brother! I got it just for you! I thought you would take it as a token of…" Vash broke out into a run.
Knives ran after him. "Vash get back here! Don't you leave my presence when I am speaking to you! You bastard!
Vash ran and Knives followed. Vash ran until he could run no more. {Can't stop Knives will get me!} Vash looked over his shoulder. "AAAHHH" {Ah! He's too close! Got to go faster and must hurry!} Vash started to run again. Knives reached the spot where Vash had been a few seconds ago. "VASH! GET BACK HERE YOU CHICKENSHIT!"
Knives stopped to catch his breath (He's faster than me! I can't let him know this) Knives took in a deep breath. "VASH! I'll get you!" With that said Knives took off after Vash again.
Hours later somewhere in the desert night had set. The moons glowed brightly and lit the desert for the brothers. Vash had stopped and Knives finally caught up. "Take this VASH!" Knives said as he began to clobber Vash. Vash whined and cried.
"Knives! Stop it! Your not supposed to do this to me, your favorite brother!"
Knives punched Vash really hard then said. "You're my only brother idiot! And this is what you get for making me look like a fool even being associated with you!" Knives went back to attacking Vash.
"KNIVES! STOP! You're messing up my face!" Vash whined some more as Knives hit him.
{Ok! I've had enough! You're gonna get it now Knives!} Vash raised his arm to block Knives' oncoming attack.
"What the!?" Knives said as Vash jumped up to his feet. "How the..?!"
"It's my turn! To cause you pain! Take this!" Vash hit Knives square in the middle if his eyes.
Knives fell to the ground. "HA!" Vash yelled as he kicked Knives and then stepped on his stomach.
"UGH!" Knives cried just before he blacked out.
"Sorry Knives, but it was for your own good. We'll just stop for tonight and after you awake in the morning we'll continue to venture the desert."
Knives lay there in the desert bleeding from his nose and bruises forming around his eyes. (Vash! You shall pay…) Knives fell into a deep dark sleep.
Vash built a fire then sat near the small glowing flames. {I wonder what the girls are up too…} Vash leaned against a boulder and fell asleep.
-In Knives' Mind-
Knives stood in a blood red field. The Gung-Ho-Guns lay dead on the ground. Vash lay next to his feet. Rem appeared before Knives. Knives went for his gun, it wasn't there.
"Knives, If there's a God in deep space, He must be laughing at us right now. Our pitiful struggle to survive must look like an impossible quest to Him." She paused, "Even though it may look shameful to others, it represents for all of us, the desperate human will to survive." Rem smiled at Knives.
Knives looked away. Vash and another Knives appeared. Vash looked at that Knives tears streaks staining his eyes. That Knives only looked cruelly at Vash and said, "Now everything that brought you and Rem together is gone." Vash turned his head and ran away into the, what was now a barren desert. Knives watched as the other Knives glared in the direction Vash had gone. Knives went to move but couldn't. The other Knives smiled at the real Knives and said, "Now it's time to take this garbage and get rid of it forever!" Then he disappeared into a darkness that began to swallow the land whole…
-In Vash's Mind-
Vash sat in a saloon and was eating some donuts, his favorite food. A man sat next to him. The man wore a black suit and had dark hair. Vash wore his normal red coat and his hair was spiked. The man in black smoked a cigarette. The man turned to Vash and said, ""Well, if isn't Vash the Stampede." Vash looked at him.
"Nicholas D. Wolfwood, I presume."
Wolfwood finished his cigarette before he spoke again. "You know you're hard as hell to find!"
Vash laughed and ate another donut. "Yeah well you would be too if you had people all the time chasin you and trying to kill you!"
Wolfwood smiled. "Yeah well I wouldn't, now would I?"
Vash smiled. All grew silent. Vash looked around only to see that he was standing in an empty barren desert. Wolfwood stood a little bit ahead of him.
"Is this the path you have chosen, is it Vash the Stampede?" Wolfwood looked at him.
Vash stood silent. Then all grew dark.
-Dawn the Next Day-
Vash sat up only to see the suns above his head and Knives sitting next to the fire, staring at the flames.
"I see you have awaken brother." Knives turned and faced Vash. Knives' eyes were puffed up and black and blue.
{Serves you right! Getting me in trouble!}
(I could have killed you IF I had wanted to.)
They stared at each other both thinking. Finally Vash said, "What's for breakfast?!"
Knives turned back to the fire. "Whatever is left over from yesterday that you didn't eat." (Nothing, because you, you stupid animal, ate it all!)
Vash went over and looked in the bag. It was empty. Vash looked at Knives. "You already ate it all! That wasn't very nice Knives!"
Knives looked at his brother who went back to rummaging in the bag. "I didn't eat anything this morning, you ate it all as we walked through the desert. It's your fault we have no food."
Vash looked at Knives hurt in his eyes. "ME? You would accuse me of eating all the food?" Vash stood and walked over to Knives. "Knives, how could you? I'm hurt!" {Teach you to eat my food}
(Idiot, you are so stupid, I should have left you in the desert a long time ago.)
"Vash think really hard now, but don't hurt yourself trying." Knives looked down at the fire, then back at Vash. "Think back to yesterday as we traveled through the desert, it happened before you stupidly decided to throw rocks at me." Knives rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. "After we left the restaurant and you said 'Knives lets stop and eat.' And I said 'No we don't need to we just finished eating breakfast you idiot.' And you whined and cried and blamed it on me like a child would do. Then you didn't talk for quite some time and I was beginning to wonder so I glanced back to see if you were still there and you were eating the food." Vash looked puzzled. Knives looked at him. "Think, do you remember any of this?"
{Shit. Knives' right. I did eat all the food, but I'll just play dumb and make him think I don't remember. Yeah that's what I'll do!} Vash looked at Knives. "No I don't remember."
(You idiot I know you remember! You just don't want to admit that I am right!) "Well you are just going to have to wait until we reach another town. Sorry brother." Knives stood up and kicked dirt on the fire until it went out.
Vash stood up. "What are you doing?"
"Leaving."
"Without me?" Vash ran to Knives who had begun to walk away. "Knives wait for me! Don't leave me!" Vash grabbed the bag and took off after Knives.
"Knives I'm hungry."
"I don't care Vash."
"Knives."
"What Vash?"
"I'm really hungry."
"Vash I really don't care."
"Knives."
"What Vash? What the hell do you want?" Knives turned and glared at Vash.
"Nothing." {I'm hungry and thirsty and I gotta pee.}
They walked in silence for a while.
"Knives."
"What?" Knives said disgusted that Vash had broken the silence.
"I'm thirsty."
"We don't have any water, you drank it all remember."
"Oh yeah. Sorry."
They walked along under the dry hot desert suns.
"Knives."
"WHAT VASH?! WHAT DO YOU WANT!? I'm sick of this 'hey Knives' 'Hey Knives watch what I can do' and all that shit!"
"I gotta pee."
Knives smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand.
"Hold it."
"But Knives!"
They continued to journey across the desert Vash annoying Knives and Knives yelling at Vash.
To be continued…
Number 7 is complete!!! I like the end. Vash is like knives this and knives that…I personally thought it was funny…you might not…but I do… are you waiting for part 8…anticipating its completion? So am I. I need to hurry and write it
By: Fishguts
(Knives' Thoughts) {Vash's Thoughts}
The Long Nights Wait
Part 7
Vash and Knives walked the lone barren desert. Vash stared at Knives who was dragging his feet and staring at the sun.
{Knives won't know what hit him! Heheheh}
Vash stooped down and picked up a handful of pebbles. {Payback is sweet!}
Knives continued to look at the sky. Vash took one pebble and held it in the empty hand. He reared back and threw the pebble at Knives' head. :: SMACK!:: Knives grabbed his head. "VASH!" Vash looked up quickly at the sky and began to whistle. "Why the hell did you just hit me? Me your own brother!" Vash looked at the pile in his hand.
"What?" Vash stared at Knives innocently. "It wasn't me. I promise!"
{He he he he he!!! That was good!} Knives mumbled something under his breath but Vash couldn't figure out what. Knives went back to his thoughts.
Vash waited a few minutes before he threw another rock at Knives.
Knives turned and gave Vash a "go-to-hell" look. Vash looked at the ground. {I forgot how scary he can look…Maybe I should wait just a little bit before I throw the next one…Yeah that's what I'll do!}
(Stupid Vash…She really didn't teach him nothing except to 'not kill or hurt anyone' damn that bitch.)
A few moments passed and Vash threw another rock at Knives. Knives didn't flinch. {Hey! He wasn't supposed to not do anything! Hey! Wait A MINUTE! Maybe I should try that again! Yeah that's what I'll do}
Vash threw another rock…. Knives continued to walk forwards. Vash became annoyed at this point….{ARG!}
(Let's see how long it'll take him till he starts to act like a child.)
Vash huffed and stared at Knives. {Don't try and stop me! This is what he gets!} Vash threw the rest of the rocks at Knives.
…
They all hit Knives. Knives turned around and faced Vash. (Panic brother! Start to panic!) Vash gulped down his spit that was in his mouth. "Uh…"
"Oh VASH!" Knives slowly walked towards Vash. Vash backed up a few steps. "Oh Little Vash! Come here! I have a surprise for you!"
"Uh that's okay Knives! You can keep it!" Vash took giant steps backwards, Knives only quickened his steps.
"But brother! I got it just for you! I thought you would take it as a token of…" Vash broke out into a run.
Knives ran after him. "Vash get back here! Don't you leave my presence when I am speaking to you! You bastard!
Vash ran and Knives followed. Vash ran until he could run no more. {Can't stop Knives will get me!} Vash looked over his shoulder. "AAAHHH" {Ah! He's too close! Got to go faster and must hurry!} Vash started to run again. Knives reached the spot where Vash had been a few seconds ago. "VASH! GET BACK HERE YOU CHICKENSHIT!"
Knives stopped to catch his breath (He's faster than me! I can't let him know this) Knives took in a deep breath. "VASH! I'll get you!" With that said Knives took off after Vash again.
Hours later somewhere in the desert night had set. The moons glowed brightly and lit the desert for the brothers. Vash had stopped and Knives finally caught up. "Take this VASH!" Knives said as he began to clobber Vash. Vash whined and cried.
"Knives! Stop it! Your not supposed to do this to me, your favorite brother!"
Knives punched Vash really hard then said. "You're my only brother idiot! And this is what you get for making me look like a fool even being associated with you!" Knives went back to attacking Vash.
"KNIVES! STOP! You're messing up my face!" Vash whined some more as Knives hit him.
{Ok! I've had enough! You're gonna get it now Knives!} Vash raised his arm to block Knives' oncoming attack.
"What the!?" Knives said as Vash jumped up to his feet. "How the..?!"
"It's my turn! To cause you pain! Take this!" Vash hit Knives square in the middle if his eyes.
Knives fell to the ground. "HA!" Vash yelled as he kicked Knives and then stepped on his stomach.
"UGH!" Knives cried just before he blacked out.
"Sorry Knives, but it was for your own good. We'll just stop for tonight and after you awake in the morning we'll continue to venture the desert."
Knives lay there in the desert bleeding from his nose and bruises forming around his eyes. (Vash! You shall pay…) Knives fell into a deep dark sleep.
Vash built a fire then sat near the small glowing flames. {I wonder what the girls are up too…} Vash leaned against a boulder and fell asleep.
-In Knives' Mind-
Knives stood in a blood red field. The Gung-Ho-Guns lay dead on the ground. Vash lay next to his feet. Rem appeared before Knives. Knives went for his gun, it wasn't there.
"Knives, If there's a God in deep space, He must be laughing at us right now. Our pitiful struggle to survive must look like an impossible quest to Him." She paused, "Even though it may look shameful to others, it represents for all of us, the desperate human will to survive." Rem smiled at Knives.
Knives looked away. Vash and another Knives appeared. Vash looked at that Knives tears streaks staining his eyes. That Knives only looked cruelly at Vash and said, "Now everything that brought you and Rem together is gone." Vash turned his head and ran away into the, what was now a barren desert. Knives watched as the other Knives glared in the direction Vash had gone. Knives went to move but couldn't. The other Knives smiled at the real Knives and said, "Now it's time to take this garbage and get rid of it forever!" Then he disappeared into a darkness that began to swallow the land whole…
-In Vash's Mind-
Vash sat in a saloon and was eating some donuts, his favorite food. A man sat next to him. The man wore a black suit and had dark hair. Vash wore his normal red coat and his hair was spiked. The man in black smoked a cigarette. The man turned to Vash and said, ""Well, if isn't Vash the Stampede." Vash looked at him.
"Nicholas D. Wolfwood, I presume."
Wolfwood finished his cigarette before he spoke again. "You know you're hard as hell to find!"
Vash laughed and ate another donut. "Yeah well you would be too if you had people all the time chasin you and trying to kill you!"
Wolfwood smiled. "Yeah well I wouldn't, now would I?"
Vash smiled. All grew silent. Vash looked around only to see that he was standing in an empty barren desert. Wolfwood stood a little bit ahead of him.
"Is this the path you have chosen, is it Vash the Stampede?" Wolfwood looked at him.
Vash stood silent. Then all grew dark.
-Dawn the Next Day-
Vash sat up only to see the suns above his head and Knives sitting next to the fire, staring at the flames.
"I see you have awaken brother." Knives turned and faced Vash. Knives' eyes were puffed up and black and blue.
{Serves you right! Getting me in trouble!}
(I could have killed you IF I had wanted to.)
They stared at each other both thinking. Finally Vash said, "What's for breakfast?!"
Knives turned back to the fire. "Whatever is left over from yesterday that you didn't eat." (Nothing, because you, you stupid animal, ate it all!)
Vash went over and looked in the bag. It was empty. Vash looked at Knives. "You already ate it all! That wasn't very nice Knives!"
Knives looked at his brother who went back to rummaging in the bag. "I didn't eat anything this morning, you ate it all as we walked through the desert. It's your fault we have no food."
Vash looked at Knives hurt in his eyes. "ME? You would accuse me of eating all the food?" Vash stood and walked over to Knives. "Knives, how could you? I'm hurt!" {Teach you to eat my food}
(Idiot, you are so stupid, I should have left you in the desert a long time ago.)
"Vash think really hard now, but don't hurt yourself trying." Knives looked down at the fire, then back at Vash. "Think back to yesterday as we traveled through the desert, it happened before you stupidly decided to throw rocks at me." Knives rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. "After we left the restaurant and you said 'Knives lets stop and eat.' And I said 'No we don't need to we just finished eating breakfast you idiot.' And you whined and cried and blamed it on me like a child would do. Then you didn't talk for quite some time and I was beginning to wonder so I glanced back to see if you were still there and you were eating the food." Vash looked puzzled. Knives looked at him. "Think, do you remember any of this?"
{Shit. Knives' right. I did eat all the food, but I'll just play dumb and make him think I don't remember. Yeah that's what I'll do!} Vash looked at Knives. "No I don't remember."
(You idiot I know you remember! You just don't want to admit that I am right!) "Well you are just going to have to wait until we reach another town. Sorry brother." Knives stood up and kicked dirt on the fire until it went out.
Vash stood up. "What are you doing?"
"Leaving."
"Without me?" Vash ran to Knives who had begun to walk away. "Knives wait for me! Don't leave me!" Vash grabbed the bag and took off after Knives.
"Knives I'm hungry."
"I don't care Vash."
"Knives."
"What Vash?"
"I'm really hungry."
"Vash I really don't care."
"Knives."
"What Vash? What the hell do you want?" Knives turned and glared at Vash.
"Nothing." {I'm hungry and thirsty and I gotta pee.}
They walked in silence for a while.
"Knives."
"What?" Knives said disgusted that Vash had broken the silence.
"I'm thirsty."
"We don't have any water, you drank it all remember."
"Oh yeah. Sorry."
They walked along under the dry hot desert suns.
"Knives."
"WHAT VASH?! WHAT DO YOU WANT!? I'm sick of this 'hey Knives' 'Hey Knives watch what I can do' and all that shit!"
"I gotta pee."
Knives smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand.
"Hold it."
"But Knives!"
They continued to journey across the desert Vash annoying Knives and Knives yelling at Vash.
To be continued…
Number 7 is complete!!! I like the end. Vash is like knives this and knives that…I personally thought it was funny…you might not…but I do… are you waiting for part 8…anticipating its completion? So am I. I need to hurry and write it
