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I say is based on Trigun. I am back and ready to finish this fic. Are you
ready for it to end? I AM! Oh well. I hope you enjoy the end of my little
fic. So pull up some sand, grab a box of donuts, and have your handy-dandy
gun right beside you, just in case Legato sends one of the Gung-Ho's after
you. _\\ Legato wishes that he never died so he could be here to witness
this catastrophe.
The Long Nights Wait Part 12
Vash and crew finally ended up in front a very big and expensive looking silver door. That went from the ceiling to the floor and was as wide as the hallway. The doorknobs were embedded with expensive looking jewels.
Vash walked up to the door. He looked at the doorknobs real close. "This guy is rich!" He said.
Knives walked up beside him. "They're plastic." He picked one of the jewels out of the knobs and threw it up in the air and shot it with his gun. "See not real."
"What do you mean they aren't real?" Vash said as he got even closer to the doorknobs.
"Like I said, 'not real'." Vash still looked confused as Knives talked. "Let me make it clearer for you, my dim-witted brother, Vash. IT IS NOT" Knives emphasized on the word 'not' "REAL! IT IS PLASTIC. Need me to spell it for you? PLASTIC! P-L-A-S-T-I-C! PLASTIC! Now do you understand?"
Vash nodded fearful of getting shot. He stuck his ear up to the door and listened.
+from inside the door+ "Look at that idiot! And you actually love him? How does that possibly happen? You are too good for him. That makes you perfect for me."
"Get off your high horse ass." Meryl said as she grunted as he grabbed her face.
"Not just yet. Now comes the final act. This shall be Vash the Stampede's last battle. He shall die a horrible death. But first shall come your demise." He kissed Meryl. "ACK! Gross. Get off of me." She struggled in the ropes. "Mwa Ha Ha!"
Vash raised his head up and away from the door. He pulled his gun out and checked to see if it was loaded. Lucky for him it was, because he was down to his last 2 rounds of bullets, maybe Knives would share, he had plenty, he hardly missed or wasted bullets like Vash, but then again, Knives wasn't the sharing type.
"Mr. Vash, what did you hear? Is Senpai in there?" Millie asked as she came to stand beside Vash.
"Is there some one in there for me to shoot at, one who will not die as quickly as the others have?" Knives sounded a bit agitated, and a just a little sadistic.
Vash looked at Knives strangely. "Remember the rules?! No killing! How many people must I tell before they ever listen to me?" Vash yelled throwing his arms up then back down slapping his thighs.
"Mr. Vash please calm down. Because we get to kick some major bad guy butt!"
"Amen to that sister!" Knives yelled from his place next to the door. Then realizing what he had said he looked around a couple times and just blinked and made one of those nervous little cough sounds.
Vash looked at him then shook his head. He was not about to question what Knives had just said. Never. That was just too strange, even for him.
"Alright troops!" Vash said posing like a general about to lead his troops into war. "We shall go in there, destroy, well injure the enemy, since in my regiment I do not allow killing, and then we rescue Meryl and any donuts that evil man is holding hostage. Then we get out of here and PART-AY!"
"Alright!" Millie said raising her massive stun gun in the air. "Time to kick some butt and then we get some PUDDING!"
Knives looked at the two psychos he was stranded with. (Help me.) "Can we get this over with already? I've already missed 3 episodes of my favorite TV show, 'Faces of Death.' So let's speed up the process here."
"Yeah, well I've already missed my favorite cooking show in the world." Vash got this big dazed, dreamy look on his face.
"Well, genius, what would this show happen to be called?" Knives grimaced at him.
Vash had a big cheesy grin on his face. "99,999 donuts in less than 2.3 seconds." Vash's stomach growled at the thought of donuts.
"And what is the point of that show?" Knives spit on the floor.
"It tells you how to make every donut in the entire world. And that is the number of donuts already discovered. Great huh?"
Knives and Millie frowned. "Can we go and get Senpai now?" Millie's hand was going for the knob.
"WAIT!" Vash ran up to the door and threw his body in front of it. "We must first formulate a plan that won't allow Knives to kill anyone."
Knives walked up to them. "Vash, we already have a plan. Remember you thought of it."
"Oh yeah! I forgot. If it wasn't for you Knives, what would I do?"
"Die."
"But even with you I almost die."
"Guys, remember we are here to rescue Senpai."
"Oh yeah!" Vash placed his hand over the door knob. "Now let's go troops!" Vash turned the handle and opened the door. He "tuck-and- rolled" into the room. Knives and Millie slowly walked into the room.
Meryl sat in a chair tied to it, glaring at Vash as he entered the room. Now she was in a room filled with idiots. (Why me?)
"Meryl! Who the hell are you?" Vash said as he pointed his gun at Tom.
Tom sat there staring at Vash. Then a smirk grew on his face. "Vash the Stampede I presume?" Tom rose from his chair.
"Yeah, who are you?" Vash said barely lowering the gun.
"Me? You want to know who I am?" Tom pointed to himself. Knives gave the evil man a strange look.
"I, Knives, destroyer of the pathetic vermin, was more evil than you are.wait I, Knives, still am! What the hell am I talking about? I could destroy you, the pathetic wimpy bad guy, with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back." Knives was very sure of himself.
"But, Knives, I beat you.so that would make me much more powerful than you." Vash looked from the two "bad" guys and coughed.
"Shut up Vash! You didn't beat me b/c you are stronger than me, I was just a little sick that day."
"Sure."
Meryl's vein in her forehead was beginning to pulse. A twitch forming. "Hello! Get me out of here!"
"Senpai! You're safe! Thank goodness! I was sooooo worried. Look who I found to come save you!" Millie just wasn't all there, tears began but then they stopped.
"Can you please untie me!? I want a chance to kick his sorry ass!" Meryl said struggling to free herself from the ropes.
"I'm coming to rescue you Meryl! No fear!" Vash said striking a very odd pose.
Knives smacked himself in the forehead. "Save us." Knives checked to see if his gun was fully loaded. Lucky for him it was.
"I don't think so Vash the Stampede! You shall watch as I destroy your beloved right before your eyes!" Tom had struck his own pose. His weapon, a can of hair spray, was in his hand and a small pistol in his other hand.
"What kind of idiot uses a can of hairspray as a weapon?" Knives asked pointing his gun at Tom. Vash walked over to Meryl fixing to untie her.
"A genius who is bent on taking over the world. Plus I know something you don't know about this little can." He pointed his pistol at Vash. "Untie her and I'll blow your brains all over her pretty face." Vash froze. Meryl glared at them all.
"Hey now! No one but I, Knives, menace to all humanity/spider-kind, can blow out my brothers brains." Knives wasn't a happy camper right now. He was still bleeding, the pain was unbearable but he wouldn't let them know he couldn't stand the pain, he had a splitting headache from Tom's feminine squeaky voice, and his stomach felt like he was going to blow chunks over everyone because of the horrible odor left by Spaz. "Now shut-up, hold still, and let me obliterate you!"
They all stared at Knives, who was laughing hysterically and waving his gun around the room. "Knives! No, no, no!" Vash said shaking his finger at Knives.
Knives frowned and just looked at Vash with big puppy dog eyes. "pwease Vashu, jus' one wittle buwlet." Knives spoke as he stuck out his bottom lip.
"Not the eyes, anything but the eyes!!" Then Vash noticed the lip hanging out in the air. "No not that too!"
Knives kept it up, he knew Vash was a sucker for the puppy look. Knives knowing that Vash had perfected the supreme puppy look and even had his own dog name: Spot. Knives knew this because he read Vash's dairy. He read it everyday while Vash was either out drinking himself stupid and senseless or while he was sleeping like a baby, well more like a rock since he could sleep through a wild stampede of rabid Kuronekos.
Milly walked over to Meryl. "Senpai, are you okay?" Meryl glared and mumbled something under her breath.
"Does it look like I am okay?" Meryl wasn't happy. She had been abducted, tied, hit on by some freak, then had to lie and say that she was Vash's love. What on earth possessed her to do that? Had she lost her mind? Who knew, all she knew at this point in time was that she wanted to get out of here go get one, two, three, or even all fifty of her derringers and shoot this guy senseless.
"MERYL!! I was sooooo worried about you!" Vash yelled running to Meryl who was now standing and brushing off some dust. "As soon as I heard you were in danger I came running!!" With that Vash arrives at Meryl and hugs her causing her to turn a lovely shade of blue to purple. Add a few veins with that.
"VASH! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!" Meryl said squirming in his death grip gasping for air.
"I'm so sorry Meryl." Vash's eyes tear up.
All of a sudden a shoe comes flying from nowhere, well actually it came flying from Knives' direction and hit Vash in the back of the head. A huge lump grew from his head.
Vash grabbed his head. "OWWW!! My head! Knives!"
Knives looked around the room and whistled.
"Grr." "EHHEM! ERHERM!!" Tom cleared his throat as loud as he could. "HELLO? Did you forget that I am here and that I am going to destroy you all! With the aid of my Slug-dog.Herpes!"
"." Crickets came out of nowhere and began to chirp.
Knives began to laugh at it. "What the hell kind of name is 'Herpes' for a Slug-Dog, and second what the hell is a slug DOG!?"
A/N: What is a slug-dog what does Tom have in store for our heros? Find out next bat time. VASH: WAIT!! THIS ISNT BAT MAN!! A/N: Oopps I mean; Join us next time.uh. VASH: SAME DONUT TIME ^^. LEGATO: SAME HOTDOG CHANNEL!! MWA HAHAHA ^_\\
The Long Nights Wait Part 12
Vash and crew finally ended up in front a very big and expensive looking silver door. That went from the ceiling to the floor and was as wide as the hallway. The doorknobs were embedded with expensive looking jewels.
Vash walked up to the door. He looked at the doorknobs real close. "This guy is rich!" He said.
Knives walked up beside him. "They're plastic." He picked one of the jewels out of the knobs and threw it up in the air and shot it with his gun. "See not real."
"What do you mean they aren't real?" Vash said as he got even closer to the doorknobs.
"Like I said, 'not real'." Vash still looked confused as Knives talked. "Let me make it clearer for you, my dim-witted brother, Vash. IT IS NOT" Knives emphasized on the word 'not' "REAL! IT IS PLASTIC. Need me to spell it for you? PLASTIC! P-L-A-S-T-I-C! PLASTIC! Now do you understand?"
Vash nodded fearful of getting shot. He stuck his ear up to the door and listened.
+from inside the door+ "Look at that idiot! And you actually love him? How does that possibly happen? You are too good for him. That makes you perfect for me."
"Get off your high horse ass." Meryl said as she grunted as he grabbed her face.
"Not just yet. Now comes the final act. This shall be Vash the Stampede's last battle. He shall die a horrible death. But first shall come your demise." He kissed Meryl. "ACK! Gross. Get off of me." She struggled in the ropes. "Mwa Ha Ha!"
Vash raised his head up and away from the door. He pulled his gun out and checked to see if it was loaded. Lucky for him it was, because he was down to his last 2 rounds of bullets, maybe Knives would share, he had plenty, he hardly missed or wasted bullets like Vash, but then again, Knives wasn't the sharing type.
"Mr. Vash, what did you hear? Is Senpai in there?" Millie asked as she came to stand beside Vash.
"Is there some one in there for me to shoot at, one who will not die as quickly as the others have?" Knives sounded a bit agitated, and a just a little sadistic.
Vash looked at Knives strangely. "Remember the rules?! No killing! How many people must I tell before they ever listen to me?" Vash yelled throwing his arms up then back down slapping his thighs.
"Mr. Vash please calm down. Because we get to kick some major bad guy butt!"
"Amen to that sister!" Knives yelled from his place next to the door. Then realizing what he had said he looked around a couple times and just blinked and made one of those nervous little cough sounds.
Vash looked at him then shook his head. He was not about to question what Knives had just said. Never. That was just too strange, even for him.
"Alright troops!" Vash said posing like a general about to lead his troops into war. "We shall go in there, destroy, well injure the enemy, since in my regiment I do not allow killing, and then we rescue Meryl and any donuts that evil man is holding hostage. Then we get out of here and PART-AY!"
"Alright!" Millie said raising her massive stun gun in the air. "Time to kick some butt and then we get some PUDDING!"
Knives looked at the two psychos he was stranded with. (Help me.) "Can we get this over with already? I've already missed 3 episodes of my favorite TV show, 'Faces of Death.' So let's speed up the process here."
"Yeah, well I've already missed my favorite cooking show in the world." Vash got this big dazed, dreamy look on his face.
"Well, genius, what would this show happen to be called?" Knives grimaced at him.
Vash had a big cheesy grin on his face. "99,999 donuts in less than 2.3 seconds." Vash's stomach growled at the thought of donuts.
"And what is the point of that show?" Knives spit on the floor.
"It tells you how to make every donut in the entire world. And that is the number of donuts already discovered. Great huh?"
Knives and Millie frowned. "Can we go and get Senpai now?" Millie's hand was going for the knob.
"WAIT!" Vash ran up to the door and threw his body in front of it. "We must first formulate a plan that won't allow Knives to kill anyone."
Knives walked up to them. "Vash, we already have a plan. Remember you thought of it."
"Oh yeah! I forgot. If it wasn't for you Knives, what would I do?"
"Die."
"But even with you I almost die."
"Guys, remember we are here to rescue Senpai."
"Oh yeah!" Vash placed his hand over the door knob. "Now let's go troops!" Vash turned the handle and opened the door. He "tuck-and- rolled" into the room. Knives and Millie slowly walked into the room.
Meryl sat in a chair tied to it, glaring at Vash as he entered the room. Now she was in a room filled with idiots. (Why me?)
"Meryl! Who the hell are you?" Vash said as he pointed his gun at Tom.
Tom sat there staring at Vash. Then a smirk grew on his face. "Vash the Stampede I presume?" Tom rose from his chair.
"Yeah, who are you?" Vash said barely lowering the gun.
"Me? You want to know who I am?" Tom pointed to himself. Knives gave the evil man a strange look.
"I, Knives, destroyer of the pathetic vermin, was more evil than you are.wait I, Knives, still am! What the hell am I talking about? I could destroy you, the pathetic wimpy bad guy, with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back." Knives was very sure of himself.
"But, Knives, I beat you.so that would make me much more powerful than you." Vash looked from the two "bad" guys and coughed.
"Shut up Vash! You didn't beat me b/c you are stronger than me, I was just a little sick that day."
"Sure."
Meryl's vein in her forehead was beginning to pulse. A twitch forming. "Hello! Get me out of here!"
"Senpai! You're safe! Thank goodness! I was sooooo worried. Look who I found to come save you!" Millie just wasn't all there, tears began but then they stopped.
"Can you please untie me!? I want a chance to kick his sorry ass!" Meryl said struggling to free herself from the ropes.
"I'm coming to rescue you Meryl! No fear!" Vash said striking a very odd pose.
Knives smacked himself in the forehead. "Save us." Knives checked to see if his gun was fully loaded. Lucky for him it was.
"I don't think so Vash the Stampede! You shall watch as I destroy your beloved right before your eyes!" Tom had struck his own pose. His weapon, a can of hair spray, was in his hand and a small pistol in his other hand.
"What kind of idiot uses a can of hairspray as a weapon?" Knives asked pointing his gun at Tom. Vash walked over to Meryl fixing to untie her.
"A genius who is bent on taking over the world. Plus I know something you don't know about this little can." He pointed his pistol at Vash. "Untie her and I'll blow your brains all over her pretty face." Vash froze. Meryl glared at them all.
"Hey now! No one but I, Knives, menace to all humanity/spider-kind, can blow out my brothers brains." Knives wasn't a happy camper right now. He was still bleeding, the pain was unbearable but he wouldn't let them know he couldn't stand the pain, he had a splitting headache from Tom's feminine squeaky voice, and his stomach felt like he was going to blow chunks over everyone because of the horrible odor left by Spaz. "Now shut-up, hold still, and let me obliterate you!"
They all stared at Knives, who was laughing hysterically and waving his gun around the room. "Knives! No, no, no!" Vash said shaking his finger at Knives.
Knives frowned and just looked at Vash with big puppy dog eyes. "pwease Vashu, jus' one wittle buwlet." Knives spoke as he stuck out his bottom lip.
"Not the eyes, anything but the eyes!!" Then Vash noticed the lip hanging out in the air. "No not that too!"
Knives kept it up, he knew Vash was a sucker for the puppy look. Knives knowing that Vash had perfected the supreme puppy look and even had his own dog name: Spot. Knives knew this because he read Vash's dairy. He read it everyday while Vash was either out drinking himself stupid and senseless or while he was sleeping like a baby, well more like a rock since he could sleep through a wild stampede of rabid Kuronekos.
Milly walked over to Meryl. "Senpai, are you okay?" Meryl glared and mumbled something under her breath.
"Does it look like I am okay?" Meryl wasn't happy. She had been abducted, tied, hit on by some freak, then had to lie and say that she was Vash's love. What on earth possessed her to do that? Had she lost her mind? Who knew, all she knew at this point in time was that she wanted to get out of here go get one, two, three, or even all fifty of her derringers and shoot this guy senseless.
"MERYL!! I was sooooo worried about you!" Vash yelled running to Meryl who was now standing and brushing off some dust. "As soon as I heard you were in danger I came running!!" With that Vash arrives at Meryl and hugs her causing her to turn a lovely shade of blue to purple. Add a few veins with that.
"VASH! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!" Meryl said squirming in his death grip gasping for air.
"I'm so sorry Meryl." Vash's eyes tear up.
All of a sudden a shoe comes flying from nowhere, well actually it came flying from Knives' direction and hit Vash in the back of the head. A huge lump grew from his head.
Vash grabbed his head. "OWWW!! My head! Knives!"
Knives looked around the room and whistled.
"Grr." "EHHEM! ERHERM!!" Tom cleared his throat as loud as he could. "HELLO? Did you forget that I am here and that I am going to destroy you all! With the aid of my Slug-dog.Herpes!"
"." Crickets came out of nowhere and began to chirp.
Knives began to laugh at it. "What the hell kind of name is 'Herpes' for a Slug-Dog, and second what the hell is a slug DOG!?"
A/N: What is a slug-dog what does Tom have in store for our heros? Find out next bat time. VASH: WAIT!! THIS ISNT BAT MAN!! A/N: Oopps I mean; Join us next time.uh. VASH: SAME DONUT TIME ^^. LEGATO: SAME HOTDOG CHANNEL!! MWA HAHAHA ^_\\