Enterprise Jeopardy
Chapter 3: Backstage with Ambassador Pointy
The characters are really really out of character in this one. Bear with
me.
Soval: But games shows are illogical! Why are you making me do this?!?
Cameraman: Really? Remember, Pointy, our logic is to be illogical. And besides, you won't win any money.
Soval calms down.
Soval: It seems more logical to make Admiral Forrest the host.
Cameraman: Nope, you know what happens to all the hosts of enterprise jeopardy.
Suddenly, Silik comes running in, closely followed by a crazed Archer with a phase rifle.
Silik morphs himself into a chair, and Archer runs into another room. Archer comes back in, having lost Silik. Silik morphs into Ambassador Pointy-erm Soval.
Archer: Who is who here? Should I shoot the annoying Vulcan, or the annoying Suliban who changed himself into the annoying Vulcan.hmmm.
Malcolm Reed walks into the room toting a phase rifle.
Reed: Captain, here. Now shoot them both! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reed gives archer a phase rifle, and Archer shoots both look-alikes.
Cameraman: Just great you shot the host. Now who is going to host?
Reed: I got a connection on the east side, yo!
Reed goes over to a communication thingy and hits some buttons. Shy guy comes flying in, closely followed by his personal cameraman, Gregg, the grim reaper.
Shy Guy: Oh god reed what do you want?
Reed: We need you to host Enterprise Jeopardy.
Shy Guy: Are the contestants smarter than a post?
Reed: erm.yeah.
Shy Guy: That doesn't sound good. Oh well. Gregg, set up the answer banner.
What is the answer banner? Who really cares? Find out next chapter.
Cameraman: Really? Remember, Pointy, our logic is to be illogical. And besides, you won't win any money.
Soval calms down.
Soval: It seems more logical to make Admiral Forrest the host.
Cameraman: Nope, you know what happens to all the hosts of enterprise jeopardy.
Suddenly, Silik comes running in, closely followed by a crazed Archer with a phase rifle.
Silik morphs himself into a chair, and Archer runs into another room. Archer comes back in, having lost Silik. Silik morphs into Ambassador Pointy-erm Soval.
Archer: Who is who here? Should I shoot the annoying Vulcan, or the annoying Suliban who changed himself into the annoying Vulcan.hmmm.
Malcolm Reed walks into the room toting a phase rifle.
Reed: Captain, here. Now shoot them both! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reed gives archer a phase rifle, and Archer shoots both look-alikes.
Cameraman: Just great you shot the host. Now who is going to host?
Reed: I got a connection on the east side, yo!
Reed goes over to a communication thingy and hits some buttons. Shy guy comes flying in, closely followed by his personal cameraman, Gregg, the grim reaper.
Shy Guy: Oh god reed what do you want?
Reed: We need you to host Enterprise Jeopardy.
Shy Guy: Are the contestants smarter than a post?
Reed: erm.yeah.
Shy Guy: That doesn't sound good. Oh well. Gregg, set up the answer banner.
What is the answer banner? Who really cares? Find out next chapter.