Smith 3000

by Lazarus Risen

Part three of the Smith troligy. Professor Smith has made a time machine, and he's going to the year 3000! He drags Snape along for the ride. What wonders await these two? Read and find out!

1. The Smith 9022

Smith 3000

Chapter 1

The Beginning

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. However, Sophie and I own Professor Smith. Only I own the Smith 9022! Enjoy.

       Professor Severus Snape was sitting at the High Table during dinner in the Great Hall. Since his apology to Smith last year, Snape had thought this year would be a calm, non-insane year. Snape had been very wrong.

       In the morning, when Snape entered the Great Hall, Smith had thrown owl feathers at him, and marched around him, singing the national anthem. At lunch, Smith had flung food at him constantly. Now it was dinnertime, and Smith hadn't shown up for the past fifteen minutes.

       When another fifteen minutes had passed, and when Snape was sure that Smith wasn't going to show up, Smith came bursting into the Great Hall. He stopped right in front of Snape, panting.

       "I finished it!" declared Smith, shaking his fist in the air.

       "Finished what?" sighed Snape, rubbing his temples, getting ready for the worst.

       "The Smith 9022!" shouted Smith, jumping up and down.

       "What in the world is the Smith 9022?" groaned Snape.

       "It's only…" Smith leaned in closer to whisper it in Snape's ear. "A time machine!"

       Snape almost spat out his peppermint humbug. Did Smith honestly think he'd fall for that?

       "Yeah, right, Smith," sneered Snape. "Time machines aren't real."

       "Oh, yeah?" said Smith. "Follow meeeeeee!" He grabbed Snape's wrist and dragged him out of the Great Hall.

       "Let me go, you tyrant!" screamed Snape at the top of his lungs.

       "Never!" shouted Smith.

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       "See? I told you!" said Smith proudly, as he presented the Smith 9022 to Snape.

       Snape had to admit; it certainly looked like a time machine. But that was a matter of opinion. Could it actually work?

       "Want to try it?" grinned Smith joyfully.

       "Um…" Smith was acting very confident. If this thing actually worked…

       "Uh…I want to go to the year 3000," murmured Snape. Suddenly, Smith had hoisted him into the front passenger's seat of the time machine.

       "Buckle your seatbelts!" shouted Smith. Smith buckled his seatbelt, while Snape followed suit. Smith punched in 3000 and swiftly they were coursing through time. Then the machine stopped. Smith and Snape unbuckled their seatbelts and stepped out of the Smith 9022.

A/N: Yes, a very short chapter. Not my best, I'm afraid. Oh, well.