Chapter 2
Strangeness
Disclaimer: Do I really need to go over this again? (sighs) I don't own the Macarena, YMCA, or any of that other stuff.
When Snape had finally stumbled out of the Smith 9022, Smith was already staring at the new world. Snape glared at him, then looked around too. His jaw dropped.
Hogwarts was nowhere to be seen.
Instead, what greeted them were ash, smoke, and stone. Hogwarts, apparently, had been burned down.
Suddenly, an anxious looking young man came bustling over to them.
"You guys gotta get out of here, now!" said the man, grabbing them both by the wrist and pulling them away from the time machine. "You-Know-Who has taken over the world!"
"But-but-" stammered Smith. "What about Harry Potter?"
"He's been dead for years now," cried the man over the screams "We thought he had killed You-Know-Who, but we were wrong-You-Know-Who was still alive, waiting for Potter to be dead, so he could try to rule the world again…" The man threw them in the back of a van.
WAIT…HOLD ON A SECOND!
This isn't right. This is the wrong story! This isn't humor! ::slaps forehead::
A-DUH!!! Now onto the REAL story…
When Snape had finally stumbled out of the Smith 9022, Smith was already staring at the new world. Snape glared at him, then looked around too. His jaw dropped.
In front of him was not Hogwarts, but what appeared to be a dance academy. All around were dancing witches and wizards in snakeskin robes. They were doing these weird dances. Snape recognized some from his past, like the Hustle, and some of his present time ones, like the Macarena, but other than those, he couldn't tell WHAT these people were doing. Smith looked very excited and started to dance with the wizards who were doing the Macarena. He started to sing:
When they dance they call me MacarenaSomething I don't understand
Come join me
Dance with me
Something something
Hi mako hooey
Malalee Macarena…
Everyone in the room was cheering him on as Smith danced like a chimp. Snape, shrugged and decided to join the fellas who were doing YMCA.
But before Snape could get there, Smith cut in and started to sing.
YMCA It's fun to stay at theYMCA
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel…
Snape clenched his teeth and stomped over to the time machine. He was about to punch in the numbers when Smith came saddling over.
"Dude! What're you doing? Don't you want to stay?" cried Smith over the music.
"No," said Snape firmly. "I want to go home."
Smith looked disappointed, but climbed in the Smith 9022 anyway.
"Home, here we come!" shouted Smith. He punched in the numbers. The time machine flickered. Smith looked confused, and then pushed the buttons again. The engine died completely.
"Looks like we're stuck here, buddy!" said Smith, clomping Snape on the back. Smith went back on the dance floor. Snape slumped in his seat.
Perfect, he thought.