Standard Disclaimer & Notes: I DUNNA OWN THE GW BOYS!! I do however own the
porsche (Pfft...yeah right..¬_¬ ) and the experience of the drive-thru-from-
hell...even though it was totally the fault of the Airhead at the window.
¬_¬ And yeth, I know it is highly unlikely that he would be driving this
Porsche, but work with me here okay!? I was gonna make it a van, but i
searched for hours online and I couldn't find the make model and year of
any type of van. o.O() Soooo....fwa. On wid da storieh.
Scene. It is a happy, sunny day in our little story of innocent Errand- running. Duo is going on an Errand for Quatre and the others, who suddenly seem to have developed a large sweet tooth. He pulls up at the local Dairy Queen, and our innocent story turns into a tale of....-=drum roll=- THE DRIVE-THRU FROM HELL!!
Duo rolls up to the Drive-thru speakers in the snazzy new Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet he had borrowed from Quatre. There were some pretty big advantages to having a multibillionare friend! ''Yeah, I'd like a banana split, a medium vanilla shake, and a hot fudge sundae with no nuts.''
Lady at window: ''Ok, that's a split, a chocolate sundae, and a chocolate, please pull around.''
Duo: ''Uh...yeeeeah..'' Duo pulls around to the window, where the lady is looking out with this idioticly happy smile on her face, and...SUPRISE!! she's bleached blonde. (No offense out there to all the blondes, the lady was actually blonde. o.o() )
Lady: ''Ok, you wanted a banana split, a chocolate sundae with nuts, and a large chocolate shake right?''
Duo: ''Uh...no, a hot fudge sundae with NO nuts, and a Medium vanilla shake.''
Lady: ''Oh ok, no nuts and a large vanilla shake.''
Duo: ''Medium vanilla shake.''
Lady: ''Oh ok medium.''
:Few minutes later:
Lady: ''That's a banana split, medium chocolate sundae no nuts, and a medium vanilla shake right?''
Duo: ''If a chocolate sundae means hot fudge, then yes.''
Lady: ''Oh ok. You want that in a bag?''
Duo: *pounding head on steering wheel*
:Few minutes later:
Lady: ''Okay that's Eleven Twenty Four.''
Duo: ''Eleven Twenty Four?! I only ordered a sundae, a shake and a split!!''
Lady: ''Oops..I think I messed up...ROY!! C'MERE A MINUTE!!''
Duo: *Pounding head on steering wheel again*
:Few minutes later...again:
Lady: ''Alright sir, here's your change, and have a nice day!''
Duo: ''THANK YOU!!'' Duo takes the change, pockets it, and squeals out of there as if the entire Oz army is behind him. He doesn't bother to check the food. After a while, he pulls into the Winner Estates, parks the car, and gathers the various Ice creams and heads into the house. ''Yo Quatre!! Trowa! I'm back!''
Trowa and Quatre, almost Simultaniously: ''Welcome back!''
Quatre: ''Didjya get the sundae?''
Trowa: ''And the Shake?''
Duo: ''Yeah, I got em. Almost lost my mind though. That woman at the Drive- Thru is one of the most AIRHEADED people I have ever met.''
Trowa, under his breath: ''Ever look in a mirror?''
Duo: ''I HEARD THAT!!''
Duo theen proceeds to pass out the ice creams, himself getting the split, only to find out the sundae was NOT hot fudge, but strawberry, and the shake was chocolate.
Duo: *Traumatized* AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!
The end.
(o.o based on real life occurances. this DID happen. X_x. bwahaha....it's so much more fun when it happens to poor duo. Poor duo. x.x Oh well. He seemed better equiped to handle it than Quatre or Trowa or the other two. o.O() And I talk to much. Review please!! )
Scene. It is a happy, sunny day in our little story of innocent Errand- running. Duo is going on an Errand for Quatre and the others, who suddenly seem to have developed a large sweet tooth. He pulls up at the local Dairy Queen, and our innocent story turns into a tale of....-=drum roll=- THE DRIVE-THRU FROM HELL!!
Duo rolls up to the Drive-thru speakers in the snazzy new Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet he had borrowed from Quatre. There were some pretty big advantages to having a multibillionare friend! ''Yeah, I'd like a banana split, a medium vanilla shake, and a hot fudge sundae with no nuts.''
Lady at window: ''Ok, that's a split, a chocolate sundae, and a chocolate, please pull around.''
Duo: ''Uh...yeeeeah..'' Duo pulls around to the window, where the lady is looking out with this idioticly happy smile on her face, and...SUPRISE!! she's bleached blonde. (No offense out there to all the blondes, the lady was actually blonde. o.o() )
Lady: ''Ok, you wanted a banana split, a chocolate sundae with nuts, and a large chocolate shake right?''
Duo: ''Uh...no, a hot fudge sundae with NO nuts, and a Medium vanilla shake.''
Lady: ''Oh ok, no nuts and a large vanilla shake.''
Duo: ''Medium vanilla shake.''
Lady: ''Oh ok medium.''
:Few minutes later:
Lady: ''That's a banana split, medium chocolate sundae no nuts, and a medium vanilla shake right?''
Duo: ''If a chocolate sundae means hot fudge, then yes.''
Lady: ''Oh ok. You want that in a bag?''
Duo: *pounding head on steering wheel*
:Few minutes later:
Lady: ''Okay that's Eleven Twenty Four.''
Duo: ''Eleven Twenty Four?! I only ordered a sundae, a shake and a split!!''
Lady: ''Oops..I think I messed up...ROY!! C'MERE A MINUTE!!''
Duo: *Pounding head on steering wheel again*
:Few minutes later...again:
Lady: ''Alright sir, here's your change, and have a nice day!''
Duo: ''THANK YOU!!'' Duo takes the change, pockets it, and squeals out of there as if the entire Oz army is behind him. He doesn't bother to check the food. After a while, he pulls into the Winner Estates, parks the car, and gathers the various Ice creams and heads into the house. ''Yo Quatre!! Trowa! I'm back!''
Trowa and Quatre, almost Simultaniously: ''Welcome back!''
Quatre: ''Didjya get the sundae?''
Trowa: ''And the Shake?''
Duo: ''Yeah, I got em. Almost lost my mind though. That woman at the Drive- Thru is one of the most AIRHEADED people I have ever met.''
Trowa, under his breath: ''Ever look in a mirror?''
Duo: ''I HEARD THAT!!''
Duo theen proceeds to pass out the ice creams, himself getting the split, only to find out the sundae was NOT hot fudge, but strawberry, and the shake was chocolate.
Duo: *Traumatized* AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!
The end.
(o.o based on real life occurances. this DID happen. X_x. bwahaha....it's so much more fun when it happens to poor duo. Poor duo. x.x Oh well. He seemed better equiped to handle it than Quatre or Trowa or the other two. o.O() And I talk to much. Review please!! )