"Bondage"

By Pixie (well mostly by Pixie)

Pixie: Ok, I must say, in this whole story, Chapter 5 was my favorite chapter to write. I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Chapter 5: What's going on in there?

The day started innocently enough. Bra and Goten had arrived home from the mall. Goten looked exhausted, Bra looked refreshed, but at least they didn't look angry with each other anymore. Goten, his arms full of bags, gave Trunks a tired smile before retreating up to his and Bra's room. Trunks sighed. What was it about a smile on a Son's face that could make a man feel so guilty. Trunks glanced over at his mother who also looked very guilty.

"We really haven't been that nice to Goten, and he's stuck in a real bad situation." Trunks pointed out. Bulma nodded wordlessly. After a bit of discussion, Trunks and Bulma decided to head upstairs and apologize to Goten.

They headed up the stairs and down the hall, and found Bra's door shut. Trunks reached for the doorknob when a load moan stopped him. Trunks had beaten Goten up long enough to know that was most definitely Goten moaning in there. The pale look on Bulma's face told Trunks she'd heard the moan too. But instead of trying to open the door, Bulma crouched down and began to listen at the door. Trunks shrugged and followed her example.

From inside the bedroom, Bra and Goten were having a conversation.

Bra: Don't worry Goten, this happens to a lot of guys!

Goten: Groan…

Bra: OW! Stop moving around, that hurts!

Vegeta sighed as he walked in the house after his training. That damn woman…he knew she'd scream for hours when she found out he'd broken the gravity room again. Not to mention, Vegeta was starving. He looked around, in her lab, in the bathroom, in the bedroom, in Trunks' room, but found her crouched down with Trunks outside of Bra's door.

"The hell?" he muttered, strutting up to the door in his usual manner, just in time to hear a few more snitches of Bra and Goten's conversation.

Bra: Haven't you read anything about this?

Goten: No! What kind of person do you think I am, reading stuff like that?

Bra: *sigh * Well, lets just get this over with…

Goten: You sound as if you don't want to do this.

By now, Vegeta had heard enough to kill Goten, but when Bulma scowled at him, he took his hand off to doorknob and crouched down next to them. "No wonder she doesn't want to do it…" Vegeta muttered, "Who'd want to do it with a spawn of Kakkarott…" Trunks began to turn red at this point, but Vegeta was too engrossed in the conversation behind the door to notice any strange behavior in his son. Bulma noticed and gave her son a wink, before going back to eavesdropping.

Bra: It's not that, it's just I've done this so many times before!"

Goten: Oh, so you've done this before, huh? You're a real expert on this kind of stuff?

Bra: Well, I do know quite a few tricks…Just yesterday I had to do this for Master Roshi!

Trunks' face, in the spirit of Christmas was turning from red to green. Bulma had stood up quietly, but then fled into the bathroom nearby. Even Vegeta, who had seen and said a lot of gross things, was looking quite pale. Bulma returned a bit shaky. "Didn't even think she had a boyfriend….but Master Roshi? She…" Bulma cut herself off by running back to the bathroom. Lucky for her, because she missed the next part of the conversation.

Goten: Really? Was his THIS long?

Bra: No, of course not. But, it was hard to tell, because he left it in there for so long that when we finally got it out, it was rather small and wrinkly.

Goten: So, if mine's longer, how do you know we'll get it out?

Bra: Oh, Goten, Dad had one twice as long at one point. However, par of it did get cut off in battle. Well actually it took Marron and me both to get it out. But when we finally did, everyone was happy. Especially Dad.

Bulma had walked in just in time to catch the bit about Vegeta. While Trunks was backing away from the door as if it was poisoned, Bulma was trying to look down Vegeta's pants to see if Bra's tale was true. "But…but Vegeta, I think it was longer before!" Bulma whispered frantically. Meanwhile, conversation continued inside.

Goten: How did his get cut off?

Bra: It was sticking out.

Goten: But mine isn't. It's in their deep, can't you tell? What do we do? Do we just pull hard to get it out quickly?

Bra: No! When Trunks had this problem, we had to work it out nice and slow.

"How the hell did she find out?" Trunks whispered, not loud enough for his parents to hear though. His thoughts turn elsewhere, as Bulma and Vegeta lean up against the door.

Goten: What would happen if we just yanked it out?

Bra: You could rip something? I must admit, I'm confused as to how it got in there.

Goten: Me too. I mean, its so big, compared to the little opening I got it into.

"Perhaps, in all of their stupidity, they were made for each other," Vegeta snorted, earning himself a glare from his wife. Just as an argument was about to break about among the couple, there was a huge squeak from Bra's bed inside, causing Trunks, Bulma and Vegeta to jump up to the door.

Bra: happy now? We got it out.

Goten: I liked it better when it was in there!

Vegeta wasted no more time in opening the door. There one the bed sat Goten and Bra. Bra held a pair of tweezers in her hand, and Goten nursed his finger gently. "Oh, hi Dad, hi Mom! Goten was stupid and got a splinter in his hand. I've been helping him get it out. Why are you guys all here anyway? Are we late for dinner?"

"Bulma, get me the key to the alcohol cabinet," Vegeta moaned, "We're gonna need it all."

Pixie: It's a rule of writing. A fic can't be entitled Bondage without a kinky or kinky sounding chapter.