Chapter 3 Hermione: The Sparkling Witch

(Starting with Mcgonagall and other professors conversing about Harry's performance to help Neville get his Remembrall back from Draco)

Mcgonagall: Yes, your first quidditch position.

Madame Pomfrey: No offense but have you ever done anything like this before?

Harry: No . . . !

Snape: Ah! The boy has talent. I like him!(grabd Harry between legs, Harry jumps and yells awkwardly) Nothing funny... (removing hand) I just like talent.

Madame Pomfrey: See Professor Mcgonagall, with Harry we can win this truly tough quidditch match that we've always dreamt of.

Madame Pomfrey: But how will we convince Dumbledore? - - - - - - Harry as Narrator: But Mcgonagall had a plan. (Others whisper "Hermione") They would dress me in the Snape's best suit and pass me off as a famous sixth year from another country. Once Hermione saw my excellent talent, she would be astounded and insist to Dumbledore that I be the new seeker for Gryfindor. The only problem was I kept hearing my Aunt and Uncle's voices in my head . . .

Mr. And Mrs. Dursley: You'll end up wasting your life at the Diagon Ally pub with an old witch! - - - - - - Harry: NO! I can't Be the seeker in a wizard game! (he tries to leave)

Mcgonagall: Why not?

Harry: I--I don't even know if I am a true Quidditch Revolutionary.

Mcgonagall: Do you believe in flying?

Harry: Yes.

Madame Pomfrey: Soaring?

Harry: Yes, of course.

Snape: Truth?

Harry: Yes!

Mcgonagall: Love? (Everyone looks at her, as if this question is not the same as the others)

Harry: Love? Love. Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love.

Mcgonagall: See, you can't fool us! You're the voice of the Wizards of the Revolution! You will play in one of the world's first Supernatural Revolution games! - - - - - - Harry as Narrator: It was a perfect plan. I was to audition for Hermione and I would taste my first glass of Butter Beer. (Mcgonagall, Madame Pomfrey, Nape, and Harry gulp down a yummy substance as a golden fairy hallucination appears) - - - - -

Gold Fairy: I'm the Gold Fairy.

All sing: "The hat is alive with the sound of sorting..." FLYING... SOARING...TRUTH AND LOVE!

Gold Fairy sings: The hat is alive with the sound of sorting

Harry as Narrator: We were off to Hogwarts again, and I was to perform my abilities for Hermione.

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