Madame Pooch: Mission accomplished. We successfully evaded Dumbledore!...
It's her! The "Sparkling Witch!
SONG - SPARKLING DIAMONDS
Hermione: Wizards are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels.
Harry as Narrator: (spoken) But someone else was to meet Hermione that night.
Hermione: But I prefer a man who lives . . .
Harry as Narrator: (spoken) Dumbledore's investor...
Merione: And gives expensive jewels.
Harry as Narrator: (spoken) Victor Krum.
Hermione: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
on your humble flat... Or help you feed your cat (meow) pussycat
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
and we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped,
these rocks don't lose their shapes
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Tiffany! (Pulls out wand and points at several third years, then blows a kiss)
Krum: (spoken) When am I going to meet the girl?
Dumbledore: (spoken) After her number, I've arranged a special meeting with you and Mademoiselle hermione . . . totally alone.
Hermione: CARTIER!
Madame Pooch: (spoken) After her number, I've arranged a private meeting with just you and Mademoiselle Hermione totally alone.
Harry: (spoken) Alone?
Dumbledore and Madame Pooch: (spoken, Dumbledore to Krum, Pooch to Harry) Totally alone.
Hermione: Cause we are living in a material world,
and I am a material girl! (Puts wand back with a snap in her diamond covered robes) Black star, Rozz call,
talk to me Albus, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
Dumbledore: But diamonds are a girl's best friend
Hermione: There may come a time when a hot-boiled employer thinks you're
Dumbledore: Awful nice
Hermione: But get that ice or else no dice
Mcgonagall: (spoken) Don't worry, don't worry, I'll sally forth and get things cleaned up..
Hermione: (spoken) Is Krum here Albus?
Dumbledore: (spoken) Yes, of course.
Mcganagall: (spoken) Terribly sorry...
Hermione: (spoken) Where is he?
(Mcgonagall is now shaking a hanky at Krum, trying to clean up the mess she made. Krum pushes her away)
Dumbledore: (spoken) He's the one Mcgonagall is shaking her hanky at. (mcgonagall goes to Harry to get another hanky)
Mcgonagall: (spoken) Excuse me Harry, may I borrow?
Witches: Diamonds are a girl's best, diamonds are a girl's best, diamonds are a girl's best friend... (hermione sees Mcgonagall shaking the hanky at Harry, therefore thinks he is Krum)
Hermione: (spoken) Are you sure? (Mcgonagall ventures back to Krum and is now trying, in vain, to clear things up)
Dumbledore: (spoken) Let me peek...
Toulouse: (spoken to Krum now so Dumbledore will think Hermione saw the right person) I'm ever so sorry. Ooh, how embarrassing.
Dumbledore: (spoken) That's the one chick pea. (mumbled) I hope that daemonic loon, Mcgonagall hasn't frightened him off....
Mcgonagall: (spoken) Clean yourself off you bourgeois pig!! (she snorts then sees Krum's man servant's gun...) Oh sorry....
Hermione: (spoken) Will he invest?
Dumbledore: (spoken) Pigeon, After spending the night with you, how can he refuse?
Hermione: (spoken) What's his type? Wilting flower? *HMM* Bright and bubbly *GASP* or smoldering witch? *GROWL*
Dumbledore: (spoken) I'd say smoldering witch. We're all relying on you, gosling... Remember - a real show, with a real theater, with a real audience. And you'll be . . .
Hermione: (spoken) A real WITCH...
Hermione: Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
END OF SONG
Hermione to Harry: I believe you were expecting me.
Harry: Yes, yes.
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SONG - SPARKLING DIAMONDS
Hermione: Wizards are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels.
Harry as Narrator: (spoken) But someone else was to meet Hermione that night.
Hermione: But I prefer a man who lives . . .
Harry as Narrator: (spoken) Dumbledore's investor...
Merione: And gives expensive jewels.
Harry as Narrator: (spoken) Victor Krum.
Hermione: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
on your humble flat... Or help you feed your cat (meow) pussycat
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
and we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped,
these rocks don't lose their shapes
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Tiffany! (Pulls out wand and points at several third years, then blows a kiss)
Krum: (spoken) When am I going to meet the girl?
Dumbledore: (spoken) After her number, I've arranged a special meeting with you and Mademoiselle hermione . . . totally alone.
Hermione: CARTIER!
Madame Pooch: (spoken) After her number, I've arranged a private meeting with just you and Mademoiselle Hermione totally alone.
Harry: (spoken) Alone?
Dumbledore and Madame Pooch: (spoken, Dumbledore to Krum, Pooch to Harry) Totally alone.
Hermione: Cause we are living in a material world,
and I am a material girl! (Puts wand back with a snap in her diamond covered robes) Black star, Rozz call,
talk to me Albus, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
Dumbledore: But diamonds are a girl's best friend
Hermione: There may come a time when a hot-boiled employer thinks you're
Dumbledore: Awful nice
Hermione: But get that ice or else no dice
Mcgonagall: (spoken) Don't worry, don't worry, I'll sally forth and get things cleaned up..
Hermione: (spoken) Is Krum here Albus?
Dumbledore: (spoken) Yes, of course.
Mcganagall: (spoken) Terribly sorry...
Hermione: (spoken) Where is he?
(Mcgonagall is now shaking a hanky at Krum, trying to clean up the mess she made. Krum pushes her away)
Dumbledore: (spoken) He's the one Mcgonagall is shaking her hanky at. (mcgonagall goes to Harry to get another hanky)
Mcgonagall: (spoken) Excuse me Harry, may I borrow?
Witches: Diamonds are a girl's best, diamonds are a girl's best, diamonds are a girl's best friend... (hermione sees Mcgonagall shaking the hanky at Harry, therefore thinks he is Krum)
Hermione: (spoken) Are you sure? (Mcgonagall ventures back to Krum and is now trying, in vain, to clear things up)
Dumbledore: (spoken) Let me peek...
Toulouse: (spoken to Krum now so Dumbledore will think Hermione saw the right person) I'm ever so sorry. Ooh, how embarrassing.
Dumbledore: (spoken) That's the one chick pea. (mumbled) I hope that daemonic loon, Mcgonagall hasn't frightened him off....
Mcgonagall: (spoken) Clean yourself off you bourgeois pig!! (she snorts then sees Krum's man servant's gun...) Oh sorry....
Hermione: (spoken) Will he invest?
Dumbledore: (spoken) Pigeon, After spending the night with you, how can he refuse?
Hermione: (spoken) What's his type? Wilting flower? *HMM* Bright and bubbly *GASP* or smoldering witch? *GROWL*
Dumbledore: (spoken) I'd say smoldering witch. We're all relying on you, gosling... Remember - a real show, with a real theater, with a real audience. And you'll be . . .
Hermione: (spoken) A real WITCH...
Hermione: Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
END OF SONG
Hermione to Harry: I believe you were expecting me.
Harry: Yes, yes.
(((That's it for now! Had a few more reviews from the following: Iscabibble, peggysue33, Mikia!! Thanks a billion guys, and keep reviewing. Hope you enjoy! If you want to know when I update this, e-mail me at Perfect_little_me41@yahoo.com)))