All was quiet in the house when he awoke suddenly from his nightmare. "Damn it Elijah! You have to stop doing this to yourself!" Elijah Wood said.

Ever since the filming of Lord of the Rings, he had been having nightmares about dwarfs and wizards. "It's over! You have to remember that! No more Gimli or Gandalf! Finally! But I sure do miss my faithful servant Sam, and my cousins Merry and Pippin too." He thought getting a smile on his face as the memories came flooding back to him, then realized that he was talking Tolkienes (as the cast had called it) again, then hit himself on the forehead and thought, "Get over it Lij! Your no longer Frodo Baggins who lives on Middle-Earth with his companions and goes on adventures! Snap out of it!" He said, then went back to his Fellowship filled dreams.

When he had woken the next morning, he found himself in a smial, the one where they had shot the movie infact. "I must be dreaming still." He said looking around. "I wonder if the others will appear in my dream." He thought hopefully. Just as he thought that, Sam came walking in the room.

"Good! Your up Mr. Frodo! Breakfast is on the table for you, I'm going to head out and start the work for today if all is well here." Sam said, then headed towards the door.

"What are you talking about Sean?" Elijah called after him

"Pardon me sir? Did you just call me Sean? Are you felling alright Mr. Frodo?"

"Why are you talking like that? What's going on? Are we filming right now? Where's the crew?"

"Film?…Crew?…these are new words to me, please explain."

"Come on Sean! Stop playing around!" He said getting out of bed, then seeing his feet (which were big and hairy) screamed. "AHHHHHHH!!!! When did wardrobe do this? I don't remember the usual two and a half hour time span of cold glue being applied to my feet."

"Beg your pardon sir? Wardrobe? Please explain these new words for me." Sam said, genuinely confused.

"You can't be serious?!" Elijah shouted. "Ya know, what we went through for almost a year?"

"We've been alive more than a year sir, and this is all we've done our whole lives."

"Wait, who am I? And who are you?"

"That's easy! Finally! A question I can answer. You're Frodo Baggins, and I sir, am your faithful servant and gardener Samwise Gamgee."

At this news, Elijah felt as though he had been punched in the stomach and fainted.