First of all, thanx for the reviews! And I'm sorry for it being so short,
but I ran out of time, but this chapter is a little bit longer (I hope).
So, here it goes, chapter two!
When Elijah came to again, he saw Merry and Pippin standing over him, talking.
"Ay! Pip! He's wakin' up!" Merry shouted, even though Pippin was only a coupe of inches away.
"I have eyes too ya know! Stop actin' like your better than me!" Pippin said in response.
"Come on Pip! I didn't mean it in that way! Let's not have a fight in front of Frodo, okay?"
"Is that all you care about? Looking good in frond of Frodo? Do you even care about our relationship anymore?"
"Of course I do! But this isn't the time nor the place to discuss it."
Elijah started to think they were in a serious relationship, and thought this was disgusting, seeing as how they were his cousins (though Merry and Pippin were not related to each other, only through Frodo).
"What's going on?" Elijah asked sitting up.
"Nothin', ya fainted and Sam called us cuz he was worried, the silly gitt." Pippin told him.
"Where is Sean…I mean Sam anyway?" Elijah said.
"He's gone to prepare some soup for ya I think. Should be back in a minuet."
Just then Sam walked in carrying a tray of food, which contained a bowl of soup, a bowl of mushrooms, two biscuits, three apples, a cup of tea, and a small case with a carnation in it.
"Are you feeling better Mr. Frodo? I brought you your Elevensies." He said placing the tray on Elijah's legs.
"Yeah, a little light headed, but I should be fine."
"I'm so glad to hear it!"
"Ok, tell me strait out ya'll, what's goin' on here?" Elijah said.
"What do you mean?" Merry asked cocking his head to one side.
"Merry, Pippin, are you guys in a relationship?" He said not being able to hold the urge back any longer.
"Yes, you know that. And you and Sam here have one too, don't you remember?" Pippin asked looking at him funny.
"Woah! Sam and I? In a relationship? What about Rosie?"
"Who's Rosie? You're the only one I love Mr. Frodo, you know that." Sam said, starting to blush a little.
"Ay! Did you lose your memory when ya fell or something?" Merry asked
"I'm sorry Sam, I didn't mean to forget, it's just…I guess I did hit my head pretty hard."
"It's ok sir, I understand…sortta."
"Oh Sam, please forgive me! I didn't mean to forget, hones. I would never forget that on purpose." Elijah said pleadingly. He secretly always wanted this to happen, and now that it was, he didn't want to ruin it.
"Oh no! I know you wouldn't! I forgive you!" Then Sam went over and hugged Elijah.
"Sorry to interrupt here, but I need it speak to you guys." The four hobbits turned around to see Gandalf the Grey standing in the doorway.
"Gandalf!" Elijah shouted with Sam's arm around him
"Am I interrupting anything?" Gandalf asked with a grin on his face.
"Nothin' that can't be picked up later." Merry laughed
"Why are you laughing? And why don't we have a relationship like that?" Pippin whined, but no one seemed to hear him.
"I'm glad. I hope you don't mind, but I brought Theoden with me." They then saw Theoden step into the doorway with Gandalf like a little girl.
"Who's Theoden? I've never heard of him before." Pippin stated
"He's the king of Rohan you gitt!" Gandalf shouted
"Oh! Movin' on up are ya Gandalf? Last time we saw ya you were seeing that ranger, what was his name again? Oh yes! Aragorn I reckon it was." Merry said
"Shh! You silly hobbit! Don't speak that name in front of me."
"Sorry Gandalf sir."
"Didn't you say you had something to tell us?" Sam finally spoke up.
"Oh yes, that. Thank you for reminding me Gamgee," He said winking at him. "Frodo, you must take this evil ring to Mount Doom and throw it in the fire so the Dark Lord can't get it." He then tossed the ring to him.
Now, Elijah had been though this befoe, making the movie and all, and was not impressed with the way Gandalf presented the task to him.
"Hey Gandalf!" Elijah yelled to him. "Ya wanna see something cool?"
"Sure my lad!"
Elijah then threw the ring into the fireplace. When Gandalf saw this, he started to curse at him, so Elijah went and took it out.
"Here, now look at the sides."
Gandalf looked and was amazed to now see writing on it, then gasped in wonder. "How'd you know it would do that?!" He yelled.
"Your could say I had a premonition of it." Elijah stated sneakily.
"Wow! That sure was a neat trick Mr. Frodo! What does it say?" Sam asked
"Gandalf, can I see the ring please? I want to see if I can translate it."
"Whatever! Here ya go!" Tossing the ring again
When Elijah looked at it, he was surprised to find that it wasn't the same writing.
"What the hell?" Elijah shouted out loud. "This isn't right! It's supposed to be in Elvish, not Spanglish!"
"What's Spanglish?" Merry asked
"Spanglish is a mix between Spanish and English. You guys have never heard of Spanglish before?" Elijah asked in surprise.
"No, can you read it?" Gandalf asked
"Yeah, it's real easy! Here, this is what it says on the ring: Uno ringo to- o ruleo themo allo, uno ringo to-o findo themo, uno ringo to-o bringo themo allo ando ino theo darknesso bindo themo. Ino theo lando ofo Mordoro whereo theo shadowso lieo."
"Whoa! What does it translate into?" Pippin asked, "How'd you learn it? It seems hard!"
"It translates into: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie." Elijah said
"Dude! That can't be good!" Gandalf said, hugging Theoden from behind
"No, Gandalf, not really, it basically means that if the dark lord gets this ring, he will bring about the end of Middle-Earth." Elijah finally spoke up, slightly annoyed at the way this was going.
"Ok then…guess we should start heading toward Rivendale now. Merry, Pippin and Sam will have to come now too since they heard everything." Gandalf announced, then turned to see Merry and Pippin were making out in the corner. "Ahem, I said, since you other three hobbits have heard everything, your gonna have to come too!" He said slightly louder and slower.
"Ay! Adventure? When do we leave?" Merry asked
"Go pack and rush back here, we will leave as soon as everyone is back."
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Yay! Slightly longer! Please respond! Thanx bunches!
*Mel*
When Elijah came to again, he saw Merry and Pippin standing over him, talking.
"Ay! Pip! He's wakin' up!" Merry shouted, even though Pippin was only a coupe of inches away.
"I have eyes too ya know! Stop actin' like your better than me!" Pippin said in response.
"Come on Pip! I didn't mean it in that way! Let's not have a fight in front of Frodo, okay?"
"Is that all you care about? Looking good in frond of Frodo? Do you even care about our relationship anymore?"
"Of course I do! But this isn't the time nor the place to discuss it."
Elijah started to think they were in a serious relationship, and thought this was disgusting, seeing as how they were his cousins (though Merry and Pippin were not related to each other, only through Frodo).
"What's going on?" Elijah asked sitting up.
"Nothin', ya fainted and Sam called us cuz he was worried, the silly gitt." Pippin told him.
"Where is Sean…I mean Sam anyway?" Elijah said.
"He's gone to prepare some soup for ya I think. Should be back in a minuet."
Just then Sam walked in carrying a tray of food, which contained a bowl of soup, a bowl of mushrooms, two biscuits, three apples, a cup of tea, and a small case with a carnation in it.
"Are you feeling better Mr. Frodo? I brought you your Elevensies." He said placing the tray on Elijah's legs.
"Yeah, a little light headed, but I should be fine."
"I'm so glad to hear it!"
"Ok, tell me strait out ya'll, what's goin' on here?" Elijah said.
"What do you mean?" Merry asked cocking his head to one side.
"Merry, Pippin, are you guys in a relationship?" He said not being able to hold the urge back any longer.
"Yes, you know that. And you and Sam here have one too, don't you remember?" Pippin asked looking at him funny.
"Woah! Sam and I? In a relationship? What about Rosie?"
"Who's Rosie? You're the only one I love Mr. Frodo, you know that." Sam said, starting to blush a little.
"Ay! Did you lose your memory when ya fell or something?" Merry asked
"I'm sorry Sam, I didn't mean to forget, it's just…I guess I did hit my head pretty hard."
"It's ok sir, I understand…sortta."
"Oh Sam, please forgive me! I didn't mean to forget, hones. I would never forget that on purpose." Elijah said pleadingly. He secretly always wanted this to happen, and now that it was, he didn't want to ruin it.
"Oh no! I know you wouldn't! I forgive you!" Then Sam went over and hugged Elijah.
"Sorry to interrupt here, but I need it speak to you guys." The four hobbits turned around to see Gandalf the Grey standing in the doorway.
"Gandalf!" Elijah shouted with Sam's arm around him
"Am I interrupting anything?" Gandalf asked with a grin on his face.
"Nothin' that can't be picked up later." Merry laughed
"Why are you laughing? And why don't we have a relationship like that?" Pippin whined, but no one seemed to hear him.
"I'm glad. I hope you don't mind, but I brought Theoden with me." They then saw Theoden step into the doorway with Gandalf like a little girl.
"Who's Theoden? I've never heard of him before." Pippin stated
"He's the king of Rohan you gitt!" Gandalf shouted
"Oh! Movin' on up are ya Gandalf? Last time we saw ya you were seeing that ranger, what was his name again? Oh yes! Aragorn I reckon it was." Merry said
"Shh! You silly hobbit! Don't speak that name in front of me."
"Sorry Gandalf sir."
"Didn't you say you had something to tell us?" Sam finally spoke up.
"Oh yes, that. Thank you for reminding me Gamgee," He said winking at him. "Frodo, you must take this evil ring to Mount Doom and throw it in the fire so the Dark Lord can't get it." He then tossed the ring to him.
Now, Elijah had been though this befoe, making the movie and all, and was not impressed with the way Gandalf presented the task to him.
"Hey Gandalf!" Elijah yelled to him. "Ya wanna see something cool?"
"Sure my lad!"
Elijah then threw the ring into the fireplace. When Gandalf saw this, he started to curse at him, so Elijah went and took it out.
"Here, now look at the sides."
Gandalf looked and was amazed to now see writing on it, then gasped in wonder. "How'd you know it would do that?!" He yelled.
"Your could say I had a premonition of it." Elijah stated sneakily.
"Wow! That sure was a neat trick Mr. Frodo! What does it say?" Sam asked
"Gandalf, can I see the ring please? I want to see if I can translate it."
"Whatever! Here ya go!" Tossing the ring again
When Elijah looked at it, he was surprised to find that it wasn't the same writing.
"What the hell?" Elijah shouted out loud. "This isn't right! It's supposed to be in Elvish, not Spanglish!"
"What's Spanglish?" Merry asked
"Spanglish is a mix between Spanish and English. You guys have never heard of Spanglish before?" Elijah asked in surprise.
"No, can you read it?" Gandalf asked
"Yeah, it's real easy! Here, this is what it says on the ring: Uno ringo to- o ruleo themo allo, uno ringo to-o findo themo, uno ringo to-o bringo themo allo ando ino theo darknesso bindo themo. Ino theo lando ofo Mordoro whereo theo shadowso lieo."
"Whoa! What does it translate into?" Pippin asked, "How'd you learn it? It seems hard!"
"It translates into: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie." Elijah said
"Dude! That can't be good!" Gandalf said, hugging Theoden from behind
"No, Gandalf, not really, it basically means that if the dark lord gets this ring, he will bring about the end of Middle-Earth." Elijah finally spoke up, slightly annoyed at the way this was going.
"Ok then…guess we should start heading toward Rivendale now. Merry, Pippin and Sam will have to come now too since they heard everything." Gandalf announced, then turned to see Merry and Pippin were making out in the corner. "Ahem, I said, since you other three hobbits have heard everything, your gonna have to come too!" He said slightly louder and slower.
"Ay! Adventure? When do we leave?" Merry asked
"Go pack and rush back here, we will leave as soon as everyone is back."
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Yay! Slightly longer! Please respond! Thanx bunches!
*Mel*