A/N: I'm so sorry to everyone I'm giving bad mental pictures to! I don't
think it gets much better. Anyway, I apologize to Lara for not apologizing
to her along with AJ and Ash! Happy now?! Lol
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So they packed up and left as soon as possible. It only took them about two days to get there. At about the middle of the first day, the effects of the sword started to take place, to the annoyance and pleasure of the others.
They had been walking in silence for about three leagues when Elijah started laughing hysterically.
"Hahahahahahaha!!!!! SPORK!!" Elijah shouted
"What?! Spork did you say? What's that?" Aragorn asked
"You've never heard of a spork before? What's wrong with you? Oh wait! Sporks probably haven't been invented here! Too bad! Their so much fun!" He shouted again because he was so hyper.
"Is he gonna be like this the rest of the way there?" Pippin asked.
"I'm afraid so, but it should be funny." Aragorn answered
The group continued on their way like this, until they stopped for the night, with Elijah making sudden outbursts like; 'Beware the Red Sheep in the Coke cans!' and 'Watch out for the Purple Goats at the bottom of the pools!', at which the others would almost die laughing at.
The second effect didn't happen until the next morning. They had just started on their way when Merry and Pippin, who were walking behind Elijah and Sam, could be heard laughing.
"What's the matter with you two?" Aragorn asked turning around from the head of the line, then burst out laughing and had to stop.
"I don't get it…OMG! Mr. Frodo! Hahaha!" Sam added, finally seeing Elijah.
"What?! What is it? Are the sheep following us?" Elijah shouted, turning around.
"No, it's not the sheep, your glowing!" Merry said, recovering a bit
"What color?" Then looking down at his arm, saw a pale glow coming off of it, "AHHHH!!!!! IT'S PURPLE!!"
The rest just simply fell to the ground and laughed, if possible, even harder at this.
"Shut up! This isn't funny! The purple goats are gonna hunt me down and eat me in my sleep!" Then Proceeded to sit down on the ground and rock back and forth, whispering to himself, "Can't sleep…purple goats will eat me! Can't sleep…purple goats will eat me!"
So anyway, as they were stopped because of their laughing fit, a fair maiden elf came riding up to them on a beautiful white horse.
"Is one of you in trouble?" She asked
"Uh, yeah! I'm glowing purple! Does that count?!"
"Um, I guess it does, I had a feeling someone was in trouble, so thought I would come to see. Oh! I need to get you back to Rivendale right away! Your case is pretty far along. By the way, my name is Arwen.
"You didn't really think someone was in trouble, did you?" Elijah questioned
"Well, no, not really, I had been sitting in the house all day and needed to get out, but that's what I told my dad." Arwen responded, slightly ashamed, "But do you want help or not?!" Getting P/O
"Yes! Let's go right now!" She then helped him up to her horse.
"Should we help them?" She asked, gesturing to the four rolling on the ground laughing
"No, indeed we should not!" He said, "They'll find their way there, now let's go before I grow wings!"
So off they went, After two minuets, the Pink Riders came up behind them and followed them to the river, where Arwen went to the other side of it, then turned around and shouted, "What do you want?"
"We have come to claim what is ours." RW #1 replied
"What says that he's yours to take dumass?"
"I stabbed him, that means I called him."
"Come across the river and get him if you want him! Na na na na na!" She said sticking her tongue out at them
So they did, and as soon as they reached the center of the river, Arwen started to say and Elven chant that caused them to drown, then continued on her way.
When they arrived, Elijah was given a shot to put him to sleep. He awoke a couple days later to see Sam sleeping in a chair beside the bed.
Just then Gandalf walked into the room with a cup of coffee.
"Good morning!" He said to Elijah in a whisper as not to wake Sam.
"Hello! It's good to see you again Gandalf! And Sam too!"
"Indeed, I'm sure it is! Sam has been by your side the whole time."
"I know. Am I cured? I'm not a fairy am I?"
"No, they made you better, it was close though, you had started to grow purple wings." He said laughing
"I would have been all purple?"
"Yes, it really was a shame they saved you, you looked so good in purple."
"You think so? Cuz I always thought dark greens were best on me."
They continued talking for awhile when Sam finally woke up.
"Sir! Your awake! Why didn't you wake me?" He said hugging Elijah
"It's good to see you Sam!" He said
"Ahem!" Gandalf cleared his throat
"Oh! Hi Mr. Gandalf sir!" Sam stammered, blushing a little
"You have no need to worry Gamgee, I made no passes on Frodo."
"It's true, he didn't!" Elijah said happily.
"Good! I'm glad, other wise I would have had to kill you!" Sam laughed
After some more talking they finally headed out of the room together to go eat.
"Frodo!" Merry and Pippin shouted, running up and hugging him.
"Your awake!" Merry shouted
"Damn it! Your not purple anymore! You looked so good in purple too!" Pippin said, disappointed. At that, Sam started to glare at him with hate, then said: "He looks good in every color! Except Puke Green." Sticking out his tongue in disgust
"It's true Pip." Merry nodded in agreement.
So the new group of five headed off towards the dinning hall when they met up with Aragorn and someone they had never met before.
"Hello all! Good to see you awake Frodo!" Aragorn said, winking at him, which confused Elijah quite a bit.
"Thank you Strider, it's good to be joined with such great company after a nice nape!"
"Uh, Strider?" Sam spoke up
"Yes Master Samwise?" He said turning to him and talking all formally and stuff.
"Aren't you gonna introduce us to the man in which you are holding hands?" He said laughing a little, "Or are you just going to leave us in wonder of who has taken our place?"
"Silly me! I'm sorry, I thought I had introduced you before! Well, I guess not…so I will now, guys, this is Boromir, son of Denethor, the lord of Gondor. Boromir, this is Frodo, his gardner Sam, and those two are Frodo's cousins, Meridoc or Merry as we call him, and Peregrin or Pippin, and you of course all ready know Gandalf the Gray." Aragorn said pointing to each in turn.
"Aragorn? What are those four?" Boromir asked shyly
"We are hobbits, or halflings, which ever you prefer, from the Shire!" Merry exclaimed
"Sorry, I meant no disrespect." Boromir respondd, hiding behind Aragorn a little (kinda clear who is the "Male" of the relationship isn't it?), "What are your last names?"
"I am Frodo Baggins of Bag-End, please don't mind my cousin, he isn't the brightest one of the family." Elijah said, then bowed to him
"And I am Samwise Gamgee." He too bowed
"I sir, am Meridoc Brandybuck of Buckland. I apologize for raising my voice at you sir." Bowing also
"My turn?! Hi! I'm Peregrin Took of Bag-End sir! My mum's name is Eglantine Banks, she married my father Paladine II. A couple of years later they had my sister Pearl, then in 1379, my brother Pimpernel was born, next would be my sister Pervincia, then of course me, born in 1390…" Pippin continued on with enthusiasm about his family, "And that's how I'm related to Frodo and Merry here!" He finished, bowing low
"Thank you…I think." Boromir stated
"Well, should we go eat now?" Gandalf asked, clapping his hands together.
"Yes, I think so, I'm starved!" Elijah said
They went and ate, nothing big happened, but after the meal, a council was called. Everyone was there, even Sam, Merry, and Pippin who weren't invited hid in the corners so they could listen in.
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Sorry, short again, I know. And sorry to tell you, but the next chapter is even shorter, but I swear chapter 6 has 7 pages, so that gives you something to look forward to I hope! Alright! Please review!
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So they packed up and left as soon as possible. It only took them about two days to get there. At about the middle of the first day, the effects of the sword started to take place, to the annoyance and pleasure of the others.
They had been walking in silence for about three leagues when Elijah started laughing hysterically.
"Hahahahahahaha!!!!! SPORK!!" Elijah shouted
"What?! Spork did you say? What's that?" Aragorn asked
"You've never heard of a spork before? What's wrong with you? Oh wait! Sporks probably haven't been invented here! Too bad! Their so much fun!" He shouted again because he was so hyper.
"Is he gonna be like this the rest of the way there?" Pippin asked.
"I'm afraid so, but it should be funny." Aragorn answered
The group continued on their way like this, until they stopped for the night, with Elijah making sudden outbursts like; 'Beware the Red Sheep in the Coke cans!' and 'Watch out for the Purple Goats at the bottom of the pools!', at which the others would almost die laughing at.
The second effect didn't happen until the next morning. They had just started on their way when Merry and Pippin, who were walking behind Elijah and Sam, could be heard laughing.
"What's the matter with you two?" Aragorn asked turning around from the head of the line, then burst out laughing and had to stop.
"I don't get it…OMG! Mr. Frodo! Hahaha!" Sam added, finally seeing Elijah.
"What?! What is it? Are the sheep following us?" Elijah shouted, turning around.
"No, it's not the sheep, your glowing!" Merry said, recovering a bit
"What color?" Then looking down at his arm, saw a pale glow coming off of it, "AHHHH!!!!! IT'S PURPLE!!"
The rest just simply fell to the ground and laughed, if possible, even harder at this.
"Shut up! This isn't funny! The purple goats are gonna hunt me down and eat me in my sleep!" Then Proceeded to sit down on the ground and rock back and forth, whispering to himself, "Can't sleep…purple goats will eat me! Can't sleep…purple goats will eat me!"
So anyway, as they were stopped because of their laughing fit, a fair maiden elf came riding up to them on a beautiful white horse.
"Is one of you in trouble?" She asked
"Uh, yeah! I'm glowing purple! Does that count?!"
"Um, I guess it does, I had a feeling someone was in trouble, so thought I would come to see. Oh! I need to get you back to Rivendale right away! Your case is pretty far along. By the way, my name is Arwen.
"You didn't really think someone was in trouble, did you?" Elijah questioned
"Well, no, not really, I had been sitting in the house all day and needed to get out, but that's what I told my dad." Arwen responded, slightly ashamed, "But do you want help or not?!" Getting P/O
"Yes! Let's go right now!" She then helped him up to her horse.
"Should we help them?" She asked, gesturing to the four rolling on the ground laughing
"No, indeed we should not!" He said, "They'll find their way there, now let's go before I grow wings!"
So off they went, After two minuets, the Pink Riders came up behind them and followed them to the river, where Arwen went to the other side of it, then turned around and shouted, "What do you want?"
"We have come to claim what is ours." RW #1 replied
"What says that he's yours to take dumass?"
"I stabbed him, that means I called him."
"Come across the river and get him if you want him! Na na na na na!" She said sticking her tongue out at them
So they did, and as soon as they reached the center of the river, Arwen started to say and Elven chant that caused them to drown, then continued on her way.
When they arrived, Elijah was given a shot to put him to sleep. He awoke a couple days later to see Sam sleeping in a chair beside the bed.
Just then Gandalf walked into the room with a cup of coffee.
"Good morning!" He said to Elijah in a whisper as not to wake Sam.
"Hello! It's good to see you again Gandalf! And Sam too!"
"Indeed, I'm sure it is! Sam has been by your side the whole time."
"I know. Am I cured? I'm not a fairy am I?"
"No, they made you better, it was close though, you had started to grow purple wings." He said laughing
"I would have been all purple?"
"Yes, it really was a shame they saved you, you looked so good in purple."
"You think so? Cuz I always thought dark greens were best on me."
They continued talking for awhile when Sam finally woke up.
"Sir! Your awake! Why didn't you wake me?" He said hugging Elijah
"It's good to see you Sam!" He said
"Ahem!" Gandalf cleared his throat
"Oh! Hi Mr. Gandalf sir!" Sam stammered, blushing a little
"You have no need to worry Gamgee, I made no passes on Frodo."
"It's true, he didn't!" Elijah said happily.
"Good! I'm glad, other wise I would have had to kill you!" Sam laughed
After some more talking they finally headed out of the room together to go eat.
"Frodo!" Merry and Pippin shouted, running up and hugging him.
"Your awake!" Merry shouted
"Damn it! Your not purple anymore! You looked so good in purple too!" Pippin said, disappointed. At that, Sam started to glare at him with hate, then said: "He looks good in every color! Except Puke Green." Sticking out his tongue in disgust
"It's true Pip." Merry nodded in agreement.
So the new group of five headed off towards the dinning hall when they met up with Aragorn and someone they had never met before.
"Hello all! Good to see you awake Frodo!" Aragorn said, winking at him, which confused Elijah quite a bit.
"Thank you Strider, it's good to be joined with such great company after a nice nape!"
"Uh, Strider?" Sam spoke up
"Yes Master Samwise?" He said turning to him and talking all formally and stuff.
"Aren't you gonna introduce us to the man in which you are holding hands?" He said laughing a little, "Or are you just going to leave us in wonder of who has taken our place?"
"Silly me! I'm sorry, I thought I had introduced you before! Well, I guess not…so I will now, guys, this is Boromir, son of Denethor, the lord of Gondor. Boromir, this is Frodo, his gardner Sam, and those two are Frodo's cousins, Meridoc or Merry as we call him, and Peregrin or Pippin, and you of course all ready know Gandalf the Gray." Aragorn said pointing to each in turn.
"Aragorn? What are those four?" Boromir asked shyly
"We are hobbits, or halflings, which ever you prefer, from the Shire!" Merry exclaimed
"Sorry, I meant no disrespect." Boromir respondd, hiding behind Aragorn a little (kinda clear who is the "Male" of the relationship isn't it?), "What are your last names?"
"I am Frodo Baggins of Bag-End, please don't mind my cousin, he isn't the brightest one of the family." Elijah said, then bowed to him
"And I am Samwise Gamgee." He too bowed
"I sir, am Meridoc Brandybuck of Buckland. I apologize for raising my voice at you sir." Bowing also
"My turn?! Hi! I'm Peregrin Took of Bag-End sir! My mum's name is Eglantine Banks, she married my father Paladine II. A couple of years later they had my sister Pearl, then in 1379, my brother Pimpernel was born, next would be my sister Pervincia, then of course me, born in 1390…" Pippin continued on with enthusiasm about his family, "And that's how I'm related to Frodo and Merry here!" He finished, bowing low
"Thank you…I think." Boromir stated
"Well, should we go eat now?" Gandalf asked, clapping his hands together.
"Yes, I think so, I'm starved!" Elijah said
They went and ate, nothing big happened, but after the meal, a council was called. Everyone was there, even Sam, Merry, and Pippin who weren't invited hid in the corners so they could listen in.
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Sorry, short again, I know. And sorry to tell you, but the next chapter is even shorter, but I swear chapter 6 has 7 pages, so that gives you something to look forward to I hope! Alright! Please review!