Alrighty-dighty, just a little info on me, Tigerlily Gamgee, I think finals
suck major rabid green monkey butts! I hate them! On the plus side, no more
Biology, Geography or Health for the rest of my high school carrier! Go me!
Anyway, I'm done scaring you now, so you can read the new chapter! Lucky
you! Right, did I mention that I'm incredibly sleep deprived? Sorry…what
was I saying? Oh yeah! on with the story. Oh, and a little disclaimer: I
don't own Nair.
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"Alright, is everyone here?" Elrond asked the crowd, while everyone looked around
"Um, sir?" A dwarf spoke up while raising his hand (so polite!)
"Yes Gloin? What is it?"
"Gandalf isn't here, and I think it's pretty important he hear this."
"Oh, I guess he's not, is he? Where could he be? Not raiding my closet for dresses again I hope."
After Elrond said that, the group heard "Ha! I told you so Merry!" come from one of the corners
"Ok…I guess we'll just sit here and wait for Gandalf to show up." And wait they did, but only for four minuets, in which time Legolas the Elf, and Gimli the dwarf son of Gloin began their "friendship", when Gandalf finally arrived
"Sorry I'm late, I couldn't pick an outfit. You like?" He asked twirling
Everyone stopped and stared open mouthed at him, then Legolas finally broke the silence.
Legolas, mocking the Nair commercial, said/sang, "Who wears short shorts?" In which Gimli sang in response (after that little music thingy) "Gandalf wears short shorts!" then everyone burst out laughing while Legolas and Gimli high fived each other.
"What's so funny?!" Gandalf asked putting his hands on his hips
"Nothing" Elrond said stifling a laugh. "Well, let's get on with the meeting thing shall we?"
"Yes, we should!" Elijah shouted, which made everyone quickly shut up.
"Thank you Frodo, oh yes, will you please put the ring on the shrunken pillar like thing here?" Elrond answered
"Sure…here ya go dogg!" Putting it down
"Dogg?" Elrond pondered for a moment, then went back to business, "Now, we need someone to take this pretty…I mean evil thing to Mordor and throw it into Mount Doom to destroy it."
There was a long silence in which everyone either looked at the ring or around at the others.
"I'll take it, though I do not know…oh screw it! I'll take it, but I need some of ya'll to come with me so I can find my way." Elijah finally said
"How stupid…I mean brave of you Frodo." Gandalf said
"I'll go with you, and take my bow." Legolas said standing up
"And me with my axe." Gimli said
"My sword." Aragorn stated
"Oh! Aragorn's going? Sign me up for that!" Gandalf practically yelled
"I too will go with my sword." Boromir answered reluctantly.
All of a sudden the other hobbits came running out of "hiding", screaming, "Wait! We're going! We aren't gonna stay behind!"
"Alright, that makes nine, perfect. You'll head off tomorrow morning at sunrise." Elrond answered them
"Yes! Ya hear that Pip? We're goin' with!" Merry shouted
"Great! Where are we going?"
"Mount Doom! To distroy Frodo's ring with five others." Merry said slapping him on the back of the head.
"Oh, do we have to?"
"You were the one who volunteered, fool of a Took!" Gandalf said
As Elijah, Sam, Merry and Pippin were heading back to the room where Elijah had stayed, they ran into Bilbo who was sitting on a bench filling out the crossword puzzle of the newspaper and talking to himself. "____ is the only number with the same amount of letters as it's name. What sort of dumb question is that?! Nobody knows that!" Bilbo said
"It's four Uncle." Elijah said laughing
"Frodo my boy! You're up! How'd you know that? Not even I knew it." He said in wonder, getting up and hugging him.
"What other sort of questions were there?" Sam asked
"Oh, easy ones like, name the two youngest dwarfs that went along with the famous hobbit burglar Bilbo Baggins."
There was silence from the younger hobbits
"You mean you don't know? It was Fili and Kili of course!" Bilbo said, shocked
"You never mentioned Fili and Kili in your stories." Sam retorted
"I didn't? Oh well, now you know." Bilbo said sitting down again
"So what are you guys up to today, or what's left of it?"
"Nothin' much Bilbo, just talk, eat, then sleep so we're ready for tomorrow." Merry answered him
"Uncle Bilbo? Are you drunk?" Elijah asked
"Of course I'm ::hick:: not! You silly goose! ::hick:: now Merry, what did you mean 'So we're ready for ::hick:: tomorrow'?"
"You don't know?! You're Bilbo Baggins, the great thief who went on that awesome adventure, and you can't tell when another is happening? I thing Frodo's right, you are drunk!" Merry shouted
"For the love of evil orange frogs! I'm not drunk! ::hick hick:: So you're going on an adventure, eh? All four of ya? ::hick::" Bilbo said, starting to slur his words
"Yes, all four of us, and five others." Sam responded
"Who exactly ::hick:: are the other five?"
"Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf, some Elf and some Dwarf, we don't know their names yet."
"The Elf's name is Legolas, and the dwarf is Gimli." Elijah said
"Oh. Those five, and you four are all going on the same adventure?" Bilbo asked, afraid of the answer.
"Yup! Aren't you proud of us?!" Pippin said perkily
"Oh my, this is not good, oh my rabid green monkey's, not good at all."
"What do you mean? You aren't proud of us?" Pippin asked with his lower lip protruding.
"Of course I'm not! The mix of people that is being sent is not good! We're doomed!"
"Love you too Uncle Bilbo!" Elijah said sarcastically
"Oh my! ::hick:: not good!" he said, then ran off
"That was nice!" Pippin said happily
"Well, to the room then?" Sam asked
"Yes, to the room, to talk before dinner." Elijah answered
They headed off towards the room again, and actually made it! They talked till dinner like they had said, then ate and went to bed.
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Short, I know. I'm sorry, please don't kill me! Lol! Anyway, I swear to Samwise and KH that the next chapter is 7 pages in my written handwriting, but of course I do write kinda big and messy, but you don't want to know about that. Yeah, so please stay tuned for the 6th chapter, and also please review! Thanx bunches! Bye-D-Bye!
~Mel~ aka-Tigerlily Gamgee
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"Alright, is everyone here?" Elrond asked the crowd, while everyone looked around
"Um, sir?" A dwarf spoke up while raising his hand (so polite!)
"Yes Gloin? What is it?"
"Gandalf isn't here, and I think it's pretty important he hear this."
"Oh, I guess he's not, is he? Where could he be? Not raiding my closet for dresses again I hope."
After Elrond said that, the group heard "Ha! I told you so Merry!" come from one of the corners
"Ok…I guess we'll just sit here and wait for Gandalf to show up." And wait they did, but only for four minuets, in which time Legolas the Elf, and Gimli the dwarf son of Gloin began their "friendship", when Gandalf finally arrived
"Sorry I'm late, I couldn't pick an outfit. You like?" He asked twirling
Everyone stopped and stared open mouthed at him, then Legolas finally broke the silence.
Legolas, mocking the Nair commercial, said/sang, "Who wears short shorts?" In which Gimli sang in response (after that little music thingy) "Gandalf wears short shorts!" then everyone burst out laughing while Legolas and Gimli high fived each other.
"What's so funny?!" Gandalf asked putting his hands on his hips
"Nothing" Elrond said stifling a laugh. "Well, let's get on with the meeting thing shall we?"
"Yes, we should!" Elijah shouted, which made everyone quickly shut up.
"Thank you Frodo, oh yes, will you please put the ring on the shrunken pillar like thing here?" Elrond answered
"Sure…here ya go dogg!" Putting it down
"Dogg?" Elrond pondered for a moment, then went back to business, "Now, we need someone to take this pretty…I mean evil thing to Mordor and throw it into Mount Doom to destroy it."
There was a long silence in which everyone either looked at the ring or around at the others.
"I'll take it, though I do not know…oh screw it! I'll take it, but I need some of ya'll to come with me so I can find my way." Elijah finally said
"How stupid…I mean brave of you Frodo." Gandalf said
"I'll go with you, and take my bow." Legolas said standing up
"And me with my axe." Gimli said
"My sword." Aragorn stated
"Oh! Aragorn's going? Sign me up for that!" Gandalf practically yelled
"I too will go with my sword." Boromir answered reluctantly.
All of a sudden the other hobbits came running out of "hiding", screaming, "Wait! We're going! We aren't gonna stay behind!"
"Alright, that makes nine, perfect. You'll head off tomorrow morning at sunrise." Elrond answered them
"Yes! Ya hear that Pip? We're goin' with!" Merry shouted
"Great! Where are we going?"
"Mount Doom! To distroy Frodo's ring with five others." Merry said slapping him on the back of the head.
"Oh, do we have to?"
"You were the one who volunteered, fool of a Took!" Gandalf said
As Elijah, Sam, Merry and Pippin were heading back to the room where Elijah had stayed, they ran into Bilbo who was sitting on a bench filling out the crossword puzzle of the newspaper and talking to himself. "____ is the only number with the same amount of letters as it's name. What sort of dumb question is that?! Nobody knows that!" Bilbo said
"It's four Uncle." Elijah said laughing
"Frodo my boy! You're up! How'd you know that? Not even I knew it." He said in wonder, getting up and hugging him.
"What other sort of questions were there?" Sam asked
"Oh, easy ones like, name the two youngest dwarfs that went along with the famous hobbit burglar Bilbo Baggins."
There was silence from the younger hobbits
"You mean you don't know? It was Fili and Kili of course!" Bilbo said, shocked
"You never mentioned Fili and Kili in your stories." Sam retorted
"I didn't? Oh well, now you know." Bilbo said sitting down again
"So what are you guys up to today, or what's left of it?"
"Nothin' much Bilbo, just talk, eat, then sleep so we're ready for tomorrow." Merry answered him
"Uncle Bilbo? Are you drunk?" Elijah asked
"Of course I'm ::hick:: not! You silly goose! ::hick:: now Merry, what did you mean 'So we're ready for ::hick:: tomorrow'?"
"You don't know?! You're Bilbo Baggins, the great thief who went on that awesome adventure, and you can't tell when another is happening? I thing Frodo's right, you are drunk!" Merry shouted
"For the love of evil orange frogs! I'm not drunk! ::hick hick:: So you're going on an adventure, eh? All four of ya? ::hick::" Bilbo said, starting to slur his words
"Yes, all four of us, and five others." Sam responded
"Who exactly ::hick:: are the other five?"
"Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf, some Elf and some Dwarf, we don't know their names yet."
"The Elf's name is Legolas, and the dwarf is Gimli." Elijah said
"Oh. Those five, and you four are all going on the same adventure?" Bilbo asked, afraid of the answer.
"Yup! Aren't you proud of us?!" Pippin said perkily
"Oh my, this is not good, oh my rabid green monkey's, not good at all."
"What do you mean? You aren't proud of us?" Pippin asked with his lower lip protruding.
"Of course I'm not! The mix of people that is being sent is not good! We're doomed!"
"Love you too Uncle Bilbo!" Elijah said sarcastically
"Oh my! ::hick:: not good!" he said, then ran off
"That was nice!" Pippin said happily
"Well, to the room then?" Sam asked
"Yes, to the room, to talk before dinner." Elijah answered
They headed off towards the room again, and actually made it! They talked till dinner like they had said, then ate and went to bed.
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Short, I know. I'm sorry, please don't kill me! Lol! Anyway, I swear to Samwise and KH that the next chapter is 7 pages in my written handwriting, but of course I do write kinda big and messy, but you don't want to know about that. Yeah, so please stay tuned for the 6th chapter, and also please review! Thanx bunches! Bye-D-Bye!
~Mel~ aka-Tigerlily Gamgee