Draco: *smiles into the camera* Okay…so I got bored again…
Ember: *fire lizard pops up with a "No kiddin'?" sign*
Draco: -_-' *BOP*
Ember: x.x
Draco: Anyway… It's my job to keep people notified on the underground trouble in America, and…well…when I told an old friend I needed help, he was quick to comply. This is a documentary of his boys' lives by day, 'cause we all can pretty much figure out their nightlife.
*camera turns away from Draco to focus on the Weiss boys arguing over wanted ads*
Youji: *wicked laugh* Oh now here's one for you, Omi! Paper boy!
Omi: -_- *glare* Well, at least my best choice isn't porn star.
Draco: *from behind camera* Hey. I got an idea. You can work with a friend of mine for a while.
Ken: What's the job?
Draco: Manual labor. She works for a hardwood flooring company.
All: *look at each other, look at Draco, nod*
Draco: Alrighti.
~fade to next scene~
Draco: Guys! Meet Heather! Better known as Dragon.
*zoom in on girl who looks a lot like Omi*
Heather: *wave* ^_^ Hi.
All: Hi.
Draco: I told the boys you could get'em a job with Meg's dad.
Heather: o.O' Uh…okay…sure…
~fade to next day, camera looking out the front windshield to focus on Meg's car~
Draco: We are now following Heather to their first day of work. *sweeps past Youji, who's driving, to focus on the backseat's occupants* I know Mr. Coffee-and-cigarettes up here is doin' fine. How 'bout you guys?
Omi: ^.^ zzZZ…
Ken: O.@ You woke us up at 5 a.m.
Aya: Shi-ne…
Draco: *turns back to front* Well, we've got a lively bunch.
~next scene~
Draco: Okay…we got to Fort Belvoir at 7 and it's 8 now. Youji took forever getting his day pass.
Ken: *sleep-deprived giggle* Youji got a day pass!
Youji: *glare*
Omi: ^.^ zzZZ…
Aya: -_- *sigh*
~next scene~
Heather: Okay…Ken, you go with Beth and learn to scrape and sand.
Ken: *thumbs up* Gotcha!
Heather: Youji, you do the same with Megan.
Youji: *waggles eyebrows* No problem.
Heather: @.@' Uh…maybe that was a bad idea…
Draco: Too late!
Heather: Erm…Aya gets to use the buffer in the rooms when they finish.
Aya: *stares at very broken-looking buffer* o.O
Heather: And Omi… *blink* Where's Omi?
Omi: *curled up on the kitchen counter* ^.^ zzZZ…
Heather: -_-' Okay…Omi can wait…
~next scene~
Youji: *smoking cigarette* And then…
Ken: *leans out side door* Youji…what are you doing?
Youji: *grin* Meg and I are taking a smoke break.
Megan: ^_^
Ken: You do realize…?
Youji: Go away! I'm telling a story! *drags off cigarette* Anyway…as I was saying…
Ken: *rolls eyes and goes back in*
~next scene~
Aya: *casually walking buffer to the next room*
Heather: Okay… Now Omi… Omi?
Omi: *curled up on closet shelf* ^.^ zzZZ…
Heather: *sighs and pokes him* Omi… Oh Oooomiiii… WAKE UP! .'
Omi: GAH! *falls off shelf* Owi…
Heather: Gomen, but I need you to sweep the rooms out so I can vacuum.
Omi: *yawn* Kay…
~next scene~
Ken: *leans out door* Youji!
Youji: *still smoking* What?
Megan: ^_^
Ken: -_-' *sigh*
~next scene~
Heather: Okidoki… Aya, finish buffing; Ken and Beth can sweep and vacuum; Omi and I can start coating in; Youji and Meg… o.O' Were are Youji and Meg?
Ken: ^_^ Follow me!
~transition to outside~
Youji: And then…
Heather: *walks out* Okay! Break's over! Back to work! Megan, stop flirting with Youji!
Megan: ^_^'
Heather: Youji, stop hitting on my girlfriend!
Youji: Huh? *drops cigarette*
Ken: *grin*
Youji: O.O' *pale* Oops…
~next scene~
Ken: I gotta pee.
Heather: *shows him to a grimy, little bathroom* They just fixed the plumbing.
Ken: @.@
Heather: *pats him on the back* At least you don't have to sit down. ^_^
~next scene~
Draco: Okay… We're working on the second house now. *pans across room* Aya's running the edger, Ken's pulling corners, Omi's sanding the stairs, and Youji's buffing upstairs.
*there's a crash from the room Youji's in and everyone runs upstairs to see Youji standing on the buffer, riding it in circles*
Youji: ^_^ Yeehaw!
*buffer catches its own cord, throws Youji head over heels into the closet, and Heather unplugs it*
Ken: *giggle* Youji's in the closet!
Youji: Shut up…
~next scene~
*there's a crash at the stairwell, Omi stands at the top looking horrified with a broom in his hand while Aya sits at the bottom covered an inch thick in dust*
Omi: ^_^' Sorry Aya…
Aya: -_- *sigh*
~next scene~
*there's another crash at the stairwell, Omi once more stand at the top looking horrified while Aya sits at the bottom covered in finish*
Omi: *gulp* Sorry Aya…
Aya: -_- *sighs, stands, and climbs stairs*
Omi: @.@' Er…Aya…?
Aya: *smirk, clomp, clomp, clomp*
Omi: @.@;; A-aya…?
~next scene~
*both now thoroughly soaked in finish, Aya and Omi exit the house, peeling off ruined clothing*
Omi: *pout* I said I was sorry…
Aya: -_- Clutz.
~next scene~
Heather: ^_^' Well, through many thankfully fixable errors, we managed to get two houses done today. Not too shabby.
Draco: Ya hear that, boys? Ya did good!
All: *in varying states of anger and trauma* Shi-ne, Draco!
Draco: ^_^
~end tape one~