The Diary of Arwen:

Day One:

Well, we just arrived a few hours ago. I miss my Aragorn so much! How will I live 30 days without him? I don't want to get too sappy on you diary, but you must understand… he's Aragorn for gosh sakes! Anyway, Galadriel has been pacing back and forth on this sand for an hour now, a small hole is beginning to show. She's acting strange. Daddy is just sitting there, I wonder what he's thinking about… Hehe, Celeborn wanted Legolas to go look for some wood. He refused and continued writing. Celeborn came back later and yelled at Legolas demanding him to go. Poor Legolas. He needs to stand up for himself. We sent Haldir out to look for food. I hope he comes back with something. This island is so pretty. The waves are so peaceful. It's driving Legolas mad… hehe. I miss you Aragorn!

Day Six:

Hello! Lucky for me, I brought along several pictures of Aragorn with me. I decided to paste them on this strange looking tree right by my bedside. Aw, he was so cute as a baby… hehehe. Daddy rolled his eyes at me… what? He said my love for Aragorn was getting out of hand. Can I help that? NO! Oh, and while I'm writing, Galadriel and I had the biggest fight today. She said I was a pathetic excuse for an elf marrying a mortal man. She said it was a lame excuse for giving up my immortality to him. Grrrr! That witch! I'll get her back! Just you wait! I'm so hungry I can eat anything just about now. We haven't found any good food yet. Haldir has come back with nothing. Darn. I will go now and sit under my tree and mourn about how much I miss my Aragorn. Namarie.

Day Seven:

Finally! Haldir found something! Daddy called it a coconut. It's not that bad. The trick was opening it. Hehe, Celeborn has the hardest time. It was really funny. Galadriel is still pacing! She's psycho! Legolas is running around like crazy looking for wood. He's coming back with a lot though. At least I don't have to do a stupid job like that. Celeborn is still struggling to open those coconuts. He's getting a bit better. Very slowly. I miss Aragorn! I'm going crazy! I miss him so much!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him I miss him!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Day Fifteen:

Sorry about that last entry. I went a little crazy. I was frolicking around a couple days ago when I fell in Galadriel's hole she's pacing into the sand. Why the heck is she doing that? She better stop! I got temporarily mad. It's okay now. I think she's trying to bury herself alive to get out of this place. I don't blame her. With Haldir coming back with nothing but coconuts, Legolas running around looking for wood, Galadriel pacing, and Celeborn bossing everyone around, it's pretty annoying. Oh, and daddy made a coconut god. He named him Co Co. Daddy said if we offer stuff to him, we'll get more coconuts. To tell you the truth, I'm really sick of coconuts. I hope daddy knows what he's doing. Last night Legolas heard "wooing" sounds outside his bed. Hehe. Haldir did it! Legolas doesn't know that yet. But he's gonna be mad when he finds out!

Day Twenty:

I am SO mad at Galadriel!!!! She called my poor Aragorn a "wimpy school boy!" I will SO beat her up! What made her do that?! I wish I could have said something back… but I was so mad I ran off and rearranged my Aragorn photo collection. Celeborn mastered the art to coconut cracking. He's awesome at it. Too bad I hate those freaking things. Haldir tried fishing. To put his fishing skills in the nicest way possible would be that he SUCKS! He caught an old, dirty boot full of holes! Eck! We're gonna die!!! Each and every one of us… Help!!

Day Twenty four:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Legolas shot my Aragorn photo collection!!!!! Why is everybody picking on me?! What did I do to them?! That is the last time I'll ever speak to Legolas again! I am SO mad! The only funny thing that has happened lately was that Galadriel smashed daddy's coconut god. Daddy got so mad, hehe… he decided to fill in Galadriel's hole she paced. They're so mad at each other. It's really funny. Oh! And then Haldir "accidentally" smashed Celeborn's coconut smasher. Celeborn was so mad he broke Haldir's fishing pole. Not that it matters anyway. Legolas screamed that we're all gonna starve. I'm still mad at him! Grrr!

Day Twenty nine:

Legolas apologized yesterday. I forgave him because I couldn't stay mad at him forever. Cuz forever is a long time for us elves. I think everybody else forgave each other too. I caught Celeborn helping Haldir make a new fishing pole. He actually caught a small fish! It was really, really small, but Legolas burnt it anyway. It was all right. Better than another freaking coconut. We get off the island tomorrow! Yay! I get to see Aragorn again! I missed him so much! I wrote him a letter everyday telling him how much I missed him. I told him I'd have to take more pictures of him since Legolas shot the other ones. Yay! We're freeeee!!

Day Thirty:

Yay!!! We get off any minute now!!!! Legolas found this guy named Chuck. He's a cool guy. Well, I'm not spending any more time here, I see the ship coming! I'M COMING ARAGORN!!!!! Weeeee!!!!!