Elrond's Diary:
Day One:
We just arrived here. Legolas is already complaining. "Hey Elrond, what's this? I don't like it… I don't think we're in Mirkwood anymore…" SAND LEGOLAS! Geez. Those waves are driving him mad… hah! Arwen began crying when she realized she'd be on here for thirty days. Well, didn't she read the paper? Much less the TITLE of the paper?? "Thirty Days On An Island… Can You Handle It?" Obviously she can't. Galadriel is running around freaking out. She's turning green again… Celeborn is off by himself… Haldir is eyeing me like he's about to attack… maybe I should go talk to him.
Day Nine:
Haldir found coconuts. He said there were a lot. I don't believe him… if there were a lot, why did he only bring back six? I think those are the only coconuts on this entire island… I need to find a way to make sure we don't run out… I think I'll go do that after I finish writing. My daughter has sneaked in a few Aragorn pictures and pasted them on a tree. I asked her why she did this and she replied, "Oh daddy, I miss him so." Yeah… sure… but you don't have to plaster pictures of him everywhere! Galadriel made fun of Arwen for loving him so much. I don't know about calling it a pathetic excuse for giving up her mortality… but whatever. I think I'll go make something now.
Day Fifteen:
Yes! Finally! I found a way to solve our coconut shortage! My coconut god. I named him Co Co. ALL HAIL TO CO CO! THE COCONUT GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, please do. (A/N: Thanks "The Great Offenders" for that idea!) He has a crown of leaves, and a pretty little necklace I made for him! Galadriel called it a hat… pfft! He will provide us with everlasting coconuts! Because I made him strictly for that purpose! Everybody else thinks I'm crazy. But just you wait!!! Co Co will provide us with everything we need! We still have fifteen more days left here… Galadriel is pacing like crazy… a deep, deep hole has begun to show. She wanted Celeborn to bury her in there a few days ago… strange lady.
Day Twenty One:
Galadriel made Arwen cry. She called Aragorn something. I don't really care anymore. Maybe he is a wimpy school boy… did he even go to school? Ranger school I suppose. Haldir went fishing. He caught an old boot. Good job Haldir. We're all gonna die as Legolas put it… Maybe that would be good for Galadriel right now. She's still pacing. Speaking of Haldir, he scared the stuffing out of Legolas a few nights ago by "wooing" into a coconut by his bed. Legolas really freaked out. Celeborn is getting better at cracking open coconuts.
Day Twenty nine:
Haha. I filled in Galadriel's hole the other day… she smashed Co Co! Now we're REALLY gonna all die! Foolish insane elf! Arwen got mad at Legolas because he shot Arwen's photos of Aragorn… hahaha. Haldir and Celeborn broke each other's stuff too. I think Celeborn was happy I filled in Galadriel's hole though. She's going to the asylum tomorrow when we get off this island. I wish to visit her when she does go…
Day Thirty!
Yay! We're getting off! We're getting off! (Dances around happily.)