(**A/N: Okie Dokie! Well 1st off I don't own Invader Zim. I never have and I never will. But SIRI is mine so if you are gonna use her then pleeeeeassseee ask. Ok? Well I hope you like it this is the result of me being bored so I might not do anything with it after this. plus this is my first IZ fic so be nice! But R&R!! ENJOY!**)

"Yes! Finally the tallest have sent me a *real* SIR!" Zim said ripping open a cardboard box. He pulled out a small robot setting it on the floor. He smiled and hit the button turning it on.

"SIRI Reporting for duty!" The robot said in a female voice

"SIRI?"

"Yep!! That's Right!" Her eyes went from a red color to a light pink. Zim looked at the thing oddly as GIR walked in and over to SIRI

"HEY THERE!" GIR said happily

"HULLOOO!" SIRI smiled.

"SIRI!!" Zim yelled angry

"Yes, My master!" SIRI's eyes went red again

"Where did you come from?"

"Faaaaaarrrr awaaaaayyy.." SIRI's eyes went back to pink

"GREAT!" Zim slapped his forehead and turned around so he couldn't see GIR and SIRI "Now I have two stupid robots!" Zim walked off to the elevator with GIR and SIRI following him

"oooooo....Buttons!! I wanna press them!" SIRI looked at the buttons in awe

"NO!" Zim pressed one button taking them down to the lower part of the house. The doors swung open and Zim walked out.

"oooooo...Can I press the buttons now?"

"Okie Dokie!!" GIR Smiled as SIRI pressed all the buttons and the elevator went up and down.

"WHEEEEE!!!" SIRI laughed when the elevator stopped. The two walked out and into the kitchen.

"I want Tacos" GIR said

"I want an egg roll"

"SIRI! GIR! Get down here immediately!" Zim's voice was loud on an intercom.

"Yes, My lord!" SIRI and GIR said in unison as they both got onto the elevator and went to where Zim was.

"SIRI! You see this plan!" Zim pointed to the computer screen.

"Uhhh huh" SIRI nodded

"This is the plan I am going to use to Conquer earth! Do you understand?"

"I....Don't get it" She smiled goofily

Zim growled slapping his forehead again. "Idiot!"

"Can we get an egg roll now?" SIRI smiled she was sitting on the floor rocking back and forth

"No..."Zim hit a button on the computer which made a picture of Dib pop up "You see this boy?"

"He has a big head!"

"Yes...indeed he does. but I want you to destroy him."

"Affirmative" SIRI said her eyes going red. She stood up and walked out of the room and out of the house towards Dibs house.

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(**Like a said from boredness. well Hopefully I might write another chapter...hopefully. well please R&R with ideas and stuff. well hope you liked it**)