The Diary of Celeborn:
Day One:
Well, we just arrived here. Galadriel is pacing like there's no tomorrow. Haldir keeps looking at Elrond. Haha, funny elf. I think I should be the boss around here. After all, I am a king. I think I shall go make Haldir look for food. He could get a raise if he finds something good enough. Legolas will go look for wood… because I said so. Arwen is already crying that she misses her love.
Day Eight:
Haldir found coconuts. I tried to crack them open, it's very hard. Legolas found a whole stash of wood. Elrond didn't believe him. Galadriel and Arwen had a fight a couple days ago. Galadriel called Aragorn something. I don't remember the word. Well, Legolas still returns with wood. And Haldir still finds coconuts. I'm still cracking them open. Banging them on rocks is very hard to do. I must find another way to open them. I threw one to Galadriel today, haha, almost nailed her too. She is still pacing; she needs to stop that, I think she's going insane…
Day Thirteen:
Elrond made a coconut god. Named him "Co Co." He's kind of strange. But that's okay. He's my friend and I won't call him strange, wait… I just did… oh well. It's not like he's going to read this anyway. At least I hope not. Haldir is planning to scare Legolas tonight. Haha, he's going to use coconut shells. That's all he told me… Well, Galadriel made a deep hole in the sand where she is pacing. Arwen fell in it. She got pretty mad… I am still throwing the coconuts on a rock to crack them open. I shouldn't be doing this! I am a king. Somebody else should do that.
Day Twenty:
Sorry I have not written lately. Galadriel made Arwen cry… again. She called Aragorn a "wimpy school boy" or something along that line. Arwen got sad. She made a collage of Aragorn photos on a tree. She's kind of strange sometimes… Um, I never know what to write on here. I guess that's why I haven't written in here for a while. Uh, let's see, Galadriel is still pacing… I considered of putting her in an asylum when we get home. Elrond made us sacrifice 20 leaves and 2 bananas for his coconut god… what good did it do? Nothing, I assume. Oh yes! I have finally mastered the art of coconut cracking. I have devised this contraption. I call it… "The Coconut Smasher." It just what it says, it smashes them! Woo-ha! It's wonderful. I am so good.
Day Twenty four:
All right, that's it. Haldir smashed my coconut smasher. He is so dead. I broke his stupid fishing pole he made. Now that we have no food anymore… uh… it was a stupid fight I guess. But he started it! Or maybe I did… I don't know. It's over now. Legolas shot Arwen's photo collection. Haha, that was funny. Oh, and Elrond filled in Galadriel's hole because she smashed Co Co. Everybody almost hates each other now. It's just the island… it's making everybody crazy. It'll be over with when we get off this dumb place.
Day Twenty seven:
Everybody is still pretty mad at each other. Legolas hasn't apologized yet. I'm not mad at Haldir anymore. I helped him remake his fishing pole. And he helped me remake my coconut smasher. Elrond and Galadriel are still mad at each other. Uh… Haldir found more coconuts! Co Co must have been real or something. He said he couldn't find any a few days ago. Oh well. More for us. I guess Elrond knew what he was doing then.
Day Thirty:
Yay! It's our last day! Free! Now I can send Galadriel to the asylum! She really needs it. Oh, and Legolas and Arwen apologized to each other too. Legolas found this guy named Chuck. The people that rescued us said they were going to make a movie about him. Well, I have nothing more to say, I hope you enjoyed my little dumb, blasted diary. Goodbye.