(**A/N: Lookie I'm back!! and guess what? I still don't own a single thing in this story...cept for SIRI of course well this is the 2nd chapter so Enjoy!**)

SIRI knocked on Dibs door as her eyes went a pink color again.

"Who are you?" Dib asked raising an eyebrow

" I'm SIRI! What's your name?" She asked walking in and over onto the couch "Do ya got any egg rolls?"

"Uhhh...I'm Dib...Were you sent by Zim? And no we don't have any egg rolls" He walked over to the SIR

"Oh yeah, that's right my master sent me...I just can't remember why." She smiled as a small little disk looking think fell out of her hand "Oh that's right my master sent me to give you this" She picked up the disk and hit a button so it popped open revealing a small Screen with a picture of Zim on it.

"Hello, Dib! I have sent my SIR over to destroy you!" He said with an evil laugh.

"You have?" Dib asked raising his eyebrow again. He turned the screen to focus on SIRI who was watching TV

"THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW!!" She said happily

"Hey-lo SIRI!" GIR said happily

"Hullo GIR!" She said taking her focus off the TV for a second

"SIRI!! I SAID DESTROY DIB!"

"Yes my master!" SIRI's eyes went red and her hands turned into guns

"HAHAHA!! Now my SIR will destroy you, DIB!"

"Ohhhh lookie my favorite show is back on" SIRI smiled her eyes becoming pink again and the guns going away.

"Uhhh....Zim....Is your SIR stupid?"

"You have a big head" SIRI said poking Dib.

"MY HEAD ISN'T BIG!!!" Dib yelled "Zim make your stupid SIR go away!"

"I'm not SIR!...I'm SIRI" She smiled giving Dib her best thumbs up

"SIRI? Why is there an 'I'?" He asked

"hmmmm....Huh?" SIRI asked confused

"I asked why there is an 'I'.."

"...what?"

"I asked why there is an 'I' "

".....huh?"

"...I....OH FORGET IT!"

"Forget what?"

"Nothing! Just go back to Zim"

"ooookkkkaaay...I'll see ya later, Dib!" SIRI skipped back over to Zim's house and through the door.

"SIRI!! YOU DIDN'T DESTROY HIM!" Zim yelled when she got in the door.

"Whoopies." She smiled and walked over to the fridge "Do we got any egg rolls?"

"SIRI, GIR! BOTH OF YOU ARE TO DESTROY DIB, NOW!!" Zim yelled

"Yes my lord" They both said their eyes going red. as they walked out the door, fully equipped with guns and other artilleries, and headed for Dibs hose. GIR taking the back way and SIRI going through the front.

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Ok ok Kinda short I know but that's ok right? Well R&R for another chapter. Well will Zim ever get GIR and SIRI to destroy Dib? Or will they mess up, again? More in the next chapter!