*~*Tonberry Kitten and Sithy's Question Hour!*~*
*T.K. walks out, carrying her Cait Sith doll, and flips on the lights. Instantly, cute music starts
playing and T.K. strikes a pose while Sithy chirps "Welcome to T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!"
with a disgusted look on her face*
T.K.: *takes her seat* Welcome to the second episode of T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour! We
actually have some questions, I'm so very happy! And I- *is cut off by Sithy*
Sithy: Let's just get to the questions. *relaxes comfortably in her chair* Ok, here is one
from...Aar0n-koneko. It says: "Tonberry-Kitten-chan, is there any particular reason why you're
afraid of that doll? Does it have some black-mail info about you or something or is it really a big
strong robot in disguise? And er... Do you think FFX is cool? Would you go out with me? *flee*"
T.K.: Aheh. ^^; The true reason I'm afraid of Sithy...let's just say that for a doll, she has some
intensely strong magic attacks. And yes, she has blackmail info on me... *stifles the doll* Do I
think FFX is cool? Of course I do, baka. Why else would I sit there for hours on end and play it
when I'm supposed to be sleeping? And as for the going out with you...I thought I already was?
:P
Sithy: uu;;;; Next question...
T.K.: You're kidding! We got more than one?! WAI!
Sithy: This one is from Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy. And it says... "Golden Sephy: anything
about final fantasy, eh.
Silver Sephy(Golden Sephy's sidekick):Oh, I have a question.
G.S.:Well then, out with it.
S.S.:Ok. um, What is your favorite ff character,T.K.?
G.S.:Now, for my question. Can Silver Sephy and I be Guest stars? My name is Re(pronounced
Ray) and his name is Takt. We are both Sephiroth fans. ^-^
Takt is a boy, and I am a girl. His hair is silver while mine is gold. Is there anything else you
should know?
S.S.:Um, how 'bout the fact that we look almost like Sephiroth, every thing 'cept our hair color.
G.S.:Including the masemune.(did I spell that right?)Thank you for your time.
S.S.: "Thank you, your patronage is very much appreciated."-Rin"
T.K.: My favorite FF character? Uhh... *hides the half-finished drawing in her hand*
Uhh...don't shoot me...but Seymour. ^^;;; And about guest starring...sure! I'm always up for
having guest stars. ^-^ And it's spelled "Masamune"...not to make you mad by correcting it or
anything. Aheh. Well...uh...okay, you can guest-star. ^_^; Sithy...gimme that. *snatches letter*
Who's next?
Sithy: A guest star, someone you invited...actually two someones...I'm so *stifles a yawn* excited
about this. Can't ya tell?
T.K.: Er...yeah. Right, Sithy. *sweatdrops* Well...here come our guest stars, folks...introducing
the one and only Seymour Guado, and my very best friend Cass Yuy!
*Seymour and Cass walk out, glaring at one another, and sit at opposite ends of the studio*
Sithy: *thinking* Maybe this'll turn into Jerry Springer...
T.K.: Erm...so...Cass, didn't you, uh, have some, err, questions for Seymour? *sweatdrop lightly*
Cass: I'm not speaking to him until he gives my Moogle doll back!
Seymour: Well, she hit me over the head with it!
T.K.: *sigh* Give it back, roushi-sama.
Seymour: Oh...fine...*flings the doll at Cass*
Cass: *is smacked in the face with the doll* Ow...
T.K.: *forces a perky smile onto her face* On with the questioning, now that Cass has her
Moogle doll *peers at a carefully hidden notecard* Mog-nose back!
Cass: *hugs Mog-nose tightly* Okay, Seymour. Let's get this over with...
*The whole studio is silent*
Cass: ...You perverted people. I meant the questioning!
Seymour: *sweatdrop*
Cass: *grumbles and pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket* Okay, first...let's get off some vital
stats so everyone knows something about you...
1: How tall are you?
2: How old are you?
3: Where were you born?
4: What is your job?
5: Are you evil?
Seymour: *sweatdrops again*
1: About 6'1"...not exactly sure...
2: 28...but I thought everyone knew that.
3: Obviously, Guadosalam...
4: My job? Er...maester and leader of the Guado...
5: No comment. *large sweatdrop*
Cass: Ok, on to the REAL questioning...
1: Why do you wear those clothes if they make you look fat?
2: What are those things on your chest? *she walks over to him and pokes one*
Seymour: Hey! Hands off the merchandise!
Cass: Uhh...whatever.
3: What the hell is with your hair? I mean, I love it...but I hate it...but...uh, next.
4: What's with all these goofy tassels? *pulls on one*
Seymour: Quit it!
T.K.: Cass...sit down... *sweatdrop!*
Cass: *sits down, right next to Seymour, with a slightly evil smile* That's it. Start answering,
bub.
Seymour: Okay.
1: Because the people who made my outfit were really stupid...and I don't have anything else to
wear. *sob, sob*
2: They're tattoos...they're SUPPOSED to be Yevon symbols, I've heard...
3: I'm not supposed to give away my secret. *shifty glare*
Cass: Uh-uh, you're gonna answer! *hefts Mog-nose threateningly*
Seymour: Ack, okay! It's...er...a large barrel of hair gel and a little bit of...hardening magic...
T.K.: *falls off her chair, then sits on it again, her face pink*
Sithy: *snorts loudly*
Seymour: *chooses to ignore them*
And 4: I told you, the people who made my outfit were really stupid...
Cass: *looks like she's trying not to either laugh or get up and run*
Sithy: *mutters just loud enough for everyone to hear* The day a Guado needs hardening magic...
T.K.: Sithy! *claps a hand over the doll's mouth, her face bright red*
Seymour: *puts his hands over his face* Of all the co-stars you could have had, T.K.!
T.K.: Hey, I like my doll...when she isn't being a BRAT. *picks her up by the tail and shakes her*
Sithy: OW! OW! QUIT THAT!
T.K.: *drops her into the chair* No more comments out of you, young...er...lady? Doesn't sound
right...I know! No more comments, young plushi!
Sithy: *mutter*
Cass: *is snickering quietly*
Seymour: *smacks her over the head with his staff* Ungrateful person, you just like seeing me get
embarrassed on public TV! Me, a maester of Yevon!
Cass: Yup.
T.K.: Er...yah...sure...eheh...
Sithy: That's all the time we have for today, folks. Come back next time for *evil grin* Sithy and
Tonberry Kitten's question hour!
*Seymour flees, with Cass right on his heels*
T.K.: HEY! My name comes first! It's MY show! *chases Sithy offstage*
*lights go off*
*T.K. walks out, carrying her Cait Sith doll, and flips on the lights. Instantly, cute music starts
playing and T.K. strikes a pose while Sithy chirps "Welcome to T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!"
with a disgusted look on her face*
T.K.: *takes her seat* Welcome to the second episode of T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour! We
actually have some questions, I'm so very happy! And I- *is cut off by Sithy*
Sithy: Let's just get to the questions. *relaxes comfortably in her chair* Ok, here is one
from...Aar0n-koneko. It says: "Tonberry-Kitten-chan, is there any particular reason why you're
afraid of that doll? Does it have some black-mail info about you or something or is it really a big
strong robot in disguise? And er... Do you think FFX is cool? Would you go out with me? *flee*"
T.K.: Aheh. ^^; The true reason I'm afraid of Sithy...let's just say that for a doll, she has some
intensely strong magic attacks. And yes, she has blackmail info on me... *stifles the doll* Do I
think FFX is cool? Of course I do, baka. Why else would I sit there for hours on end and play it
when I'm supposed to be sleeping? And as for the going out with you...I thought I already was?
:P
Sithy: uu;;;; Next question...
T.K.: You're kidding! We got more than one?! WAI!
Sithy: This one is from Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy. And it says... "Golden Sephy: anything
about final fantasy, eh.
Silver Sephy(Golden Sephy's sidekick):Oh, I have a question.
G.S.:Well then, out with it.
S.S.:Ok. um, What is your favorite ff character,T.K.?
G.S.:Now, for my question. Can Silver Sephy and I be Guest stars? My name is Re(pronounced
Ray) and his name is Takt. We are both Sephiroth fans. ^-^
Takt is a boy, and I am a girl. His hair is silver while mine is gold. Is there anything else you
should know?
S.S.:Um, how 'bout the fact that we look almost like Sephiroth, every thing 'cept our hair color.
G.S.:Including the masemune.(did I spell that right?)Thank you for your time.
S.S.: "Thank you, your patronage is very much appreciated."-Rin"
T.K.: My favorite FF character? Uhh... *hides the half-finished drawing in her hand*
Uhh...don't shoot me...but Seymour. ^^;;; And about guest starring...sure! I'm always up for
having guest stars. ^-^ And it's spelled "Masamune"...not to make you mad by correcting it or
anything. Aheh. Well...uh...okay, you can guest-star. ^_^; Sithy...gimme that. *snatches letter*
Who's next?
Sithy: A guest star, someone you invited...actually two someones...I'm so *stifles a yawn* excited
about this. Can't ya tell?
T.K.: Er...yeah. Right, Sithy. *sweatdrops* Well...here come our guest stars, folks...introducing
the one and only Seymour Guado, and my very best friend Cass Yuy!
*Seymour and Cass walk out, glaring at one another, and sit at opposite ends of the studio*
Sithy: *thinking* Maybe this'll turn into Jerry Springer...
T.K.: Erm...so...Cass, didn't you, uh, have some, err, questions for Seymour? *sweatdrop lightly*
Cass: I'm not speaking to him until he gives my Moogle doll back!
Seymour: Well, she hit me over the head with it!
T.K.: *sigh* Give it back, roushi-sama.
Seymour: Oh...fine...*flings the doll at Cass*
Cass: *is smacked in the face with the doll* Ow...
T.K.: *forces a perky smile onto her face* On with the questioning, now that Cass has her
Moogle doll *peers at a carefully hidden notecard* Mog-nose back!
Cass: *hugs Mog-nose tightly* Okay, Seymour. Let's get this over with...
*The whole studio is silent*
Cass: ...You perverted people. I meant the questioning!
Seymour: *sweatdrop*
Cass: *grumbles and pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket* Okay, first...let's get off some vital
stats so everyone knows something about you...
1: How tall are you?
2: How old are you?
3: Where were you born?
4: What is your job?
5: Are you evil?
Seymour: *sweatdrops again*
1: About 6'1"...not exactly sure...
2: 28...but I thought everyone knew that.
3: Obviously, Guadosalam...
4: My job? Er...maester and leader of the Guado...
5: No comment. *large sweatdrop*
Cass: Ok, on to the REAL questioning...
1: Why do you wear those clothes if they make you look fat?
2: What are those things on your chest? *she walks over to him and pokes one*
Seymour: Hey! Hands off the merchandise!
Cass: Uhh...whatever.
3: What the hell is with your hair? I mean, I love it...but I hate it...but...uh, next.
4: What's with all these goofy tassels? *pulls on one*
Seymour: Quit it!
T.K.: Cass...sit down... *sweatdrop!*
Cass: *sits down, right next to Seymour, with a slightly evil smile* That's it. Start answering,
bub.
Seymour: Okay.
1: Because the people who made my outfit were really stupid...and I don't have anything else to
wear. *sob, sob*
2: They're tattoos...they're SUPPOSED to be Yevon symbols, I've heard...
3: I'm not supposed to give away my secret. *shifty glare*
Cass: Uh-uh, you're gonna answer! *hefts Mog-nose threateningly*
Seymour: Ack, okay! It's...er...a large barrel of hair gel and a little bit of...hardening magic...
T.K.: *falls off her chair, then sits on it again, her face pink*
Sithy: *snorts loudly*
Seymour: *chooses to ignore them*
And 4: I told you, the people who made my outfit were really stupid...
Cass: *looks like she's trying not to either laugh or get up and run*
Sithy: *mutters just loud enough for everyone to hear* The day a Guado needs hardening magic...
T.K.: Sithy! *claps a hand over the doll's mouth, her face bright red*
Seymour: *puts his hands over his face* Of all the co-stars you could have had, T.K.!
T.K.: Hey, I like my doll...when she isn't being a BRAT. *picks her up by the tail and shakes her*
Sithy: OW! OW! QUIT THAT!
T.K.: *drops her into the chair* No more comments out of you, young...er...lady? Doesn't sound
right...I know! No more comments, young plushi!
Sithy: *mutter*
Cass: *is snickering quietly*
Seymour: *smacks her over the head with his staff* Ungrateful person, you just like seeing me get
embarrassed on public TV! Me, a maester of Yevon!
Cass: Yup.
T.K.: Er...yah...sure...eheh...
Sithy: That's all the time we have for today, folks. Come back next time for *evil grin* Sithy and
Tonberry Kitten's question hour!
*Seymour flees, with Cass right on his heels*
T.K.: HEY! My name comes first! It's MY show! *chases Sithy offstage*
*lights go off*