*~*Tonberry Kitten and Sithy's Question Hour!*~*

*T.K. walks out, carrying her Cait Sith doll, and flips on the lights. Instantly, cute music starts
playing and T.K. strikes a pose while Sithy chirps "Welcome to T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!"
with a disgusted look on her face*

T.K.: *takes her seat* Welcome back to the question hour! Today, we actually have some real
live guest stars lined up...and Seymour returns to answer some questions asked him! Sithy, take it
away.

Sithy: Introducing our first two guest stars of today, Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy, otherwise
known as Re and Takt!

*Golden Sephy (Re) and Silver Sephy (Takt) come out and sit down next to T.K.*

T.K.: Well, Re and Takt, welcome to the show. Oh...and I see you've brought your pet Moomba
with you? Maybe it can keep Sithy company for a bit?

Re: Okay, as long as they don't get in a fight...Moomba has a bit of an attitude...

T.K.: Well, so does Sithy. *eyes the doll, which is grinning widely*

Sithy: Here's our next guest stars, Black Phoenix and Xiongmao the plushi panda!

*Black Phoenix walks out carrying the panda and sits next to Takt*

T.K.: Now, Black Phoenix, you had some questions?

Black Phoenix: Yeah...but they're for Seymour. ^^;;

*Seymour comes running out and trips over his robe*

T.K., Black Phoenix, Sithy, Re, Takt, Moomba: *sweatdrop*

Seymour: *gets up* Sorry I'm late... *sits down by Sithy*

Black Phoenix: Well, I have some questions for you, Seymour.

Seymour: Uh...yay, questions for me?

T.K.: Anyone want something to drink? Punch bowl's right there...

Black Phoenix: OOH! Punch bowl! *punches punch bowl*

Seymour: Nooo! My mom's fruit punch!

Black Phoenix: Sorry. I thought that was what it was for. Anyhoo, on to the asking of the
questions thing...
1: Do you even like Yuna?
2: What is it with making your mom your aeon?
3: Have you ever ridden a chocobo?
4: How do you feel about Tidus?
5: Do you like the song, "Suteki Da Ne"? Y'know, the song they play when Yuna and Tidus are
makin' out under water?

Seymour: Uh...okay then...here goes.
1: She's nice, pretty...but sometimes she can be really stubborn...but yeah, I like her.
2: It wasn't my choice! *sob, sob* She became a fayth willingly. She said she didn't have much
time left...and I didn't want her to leave me...so she became my aeon. Rather nice that she didn't
leave me, isn't it?
3: Once. It threw me into a mud puddle. Idiotic thing.
4: He's a brat! And he keeps trying to kill me! *sob*
5: Well, the first time I heard it, it made me cry... *looks embarrassed* And they did WHAT?!

Black Phoenix: Made out under water.

Seymour: *starts to cry*

T.K.: Erm... *reaches over and pats Seymour on the arm* There, there, you know she didn't
really love you.

Seymour: *sniffle* But I loved her... *sob*

Sithy: *rolls her eyes* On to a letter. This is from Jennifer Kinneas and it reads "WHERE DID
SEYMOUR GET HIS SHIRT?!"

T.K., Black Phoenix, Moomba, Seymour, Re, Takt: What shirt?

Sithy: That's my question. *pokes Seymour's bare chest* Do you see a shirt here? Nuh-uh. No
shirt.

Seymour: That tickles.

Moomba: *hops off of Takt's lap, runs over to Seymour, and tickles him*

Seymour: *giggles* Get off me, you idiotic thing! Argh!

Sithy: *joins in the tickling*

T.K.: *sweatdrops and pours herself a glass of punch*

Takt: Can I get some of that?

T.K.: Sure thing. *pours a glass for Takt* Re?

Re: Why not?

T.K.: *hands Takt his glass, and gets some punch for Re*

Seymour: *shoves Moomba and Sithy away* Get these crazy dolls away from me!

Sithy: *smirks and returns to her chair*

Moomba: *returns to Takt's lap*

T.K.: Here...drink this, you look like you could use it. *shoves her glass into Seymour's hand*

Seymour: Oh...thanks. *drinks it in one gulp*

Re: *sips her punch* We have any more letters?

T.K.: No, but another of my very best friends is coming onto the show today. Let's all welcome
Lizsterine!

*Lizsterine walks out and sits down next to Seymour*

T.K.: So, Lizsterine...happy to be on the show?

Lizsterine: Of course I am. It isn't often I guest star on things. :P

Sithy: *wriggles out of her chair and runs to Lizsterine*

Lizsterine: *picks Sithy up* Nice to see you too. ^_^

Sithy: You never come visit us anymore. *puts her paws on her hips*

T.K.: Don't bug the guest stars, Sithy...

Lizsterine: Anyways, I had a question for ya, Seymour.

Seymour: Another question for me? Cool...

Lizsterine: Why are you so damn sexy? X3

Sithy: ...

Re: *spits her mouthful of punch across the room*

Takt: *chokes*

Moomba: ...

T.K.: *just grins*

Black Phoenix: Oo;;

Seymour: Er...because...I am? *is blushing majorly* I'm...er...glad you...think so.

Sithy: Uh... *eyes the clock thankfully* That's...all the time we have for today...join us next time
on T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour, cause we're gonna bring Tidus and Yuna on the show.

*Everyone walks off in a sort of daze, except for Lizsterine and T.K. The lights go out.*