*~*Tonberry Kitten and Sithy's Question Hour!*~*
*T.K. walks out, carrying her Cait Sith doll, and flips on the lights. Instantly, cute music starts playing and T.K. strikes a pose while Sithy chirps "Welcome to T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!" with a disgusted look on her face*
T.K.: *sits down* Once again, it's time for the question hour! Today we have Tidus, Yuna, Lulu and Auron guest starring, and Seymour returns! Come on out, you five!
*Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Lulu and Auron run out, whacking each other over the head with their various weapons, then sit down*
Sithy: Oo;;;
T.K.: Erm. Sure. Okay, we have a letter, right Sithy?
Sithy: Yes. But let me read it. *shakes it open* This is from... pureVENOM. And it says... "Oh wow, I like these fics. They're so interactive and fun! I need some cheering up. Latin's been canceled in our school... Grrr...
Ahem! One-- Auron, how DO you feel about being killed...and then 'dying' again?? 'Tis sucky, no??
Two-- Yuna, what did you EVER see in Tidus (hehe, you could SEEE right THROUGH him in the
end), and if you had a kid, would you name him/her 'Tuna'?? (Yours and Tidus's name together.)
Three-- ARGH!! Why don't you stay DEAD, Seymour, and WHY are you so crazily powerful!?!
Four-- Lulu, why don't you put on a freaking shirt?
Five-- Auron, how'd you get that nifty scar over yer eye?? Isn't it neat?!?
Six-- Hiyaz, Anima! How ya been??
Well, that's all for now. Good job on your fic. It's valde cute. Hehe, punch bowl. Continue soon!
Vale!"
Auron: Yes, it sucks. I hate being dead. *sniffles* Dead people never get the hot chicks.
All others: Oo;
Yuna: I'm not exactly sure myself...ack! Just kidding! *dodges a whap from Tidus' sword* I just liked the way he was and stuff...you know...and that seeing right through him, that was creepy...and we would NOT name our kid after a FISH if we had a kid, for Yevon's sake.
Seymour: Because...I don't like being dead...it's...uncomfortable. You only get to wander around the Farplane and stuff...and...my being powerful? Uh...I just am, I guess...heheh...blame Jyscal for not teaching me to despise power, I guess...
Lulu: Because...I like my dress, okay? *glare*
Auron: It was Yunalesca's fault. She struck me down and ruined my good looks... *sob*
All others: Oo;;;
Anima: *appears* Graaaaaaaaar. *vanishes*
Seymour: That's Anima-speak for "very well, thank you."
T.K.: Er, you speak Anima?
Seymour: Well, she is my aeon.
T.K.: Oh. Right. Anyways, thanks for the compliment, pureVENOM! I try. ^^ And vale to you too! (yes, I know what that means.)
Sithy: *rolls her eyes* Where's all the fan mail? I thought I had fan mail!
T.K.: Nope.
Sithy: Well...nutbunnies. GET ME FAN MAIL!
T.K.: Silly, we have letters! *opens one* This is from... lady t. And she says: "okokok...i wanna go on! Can Yuna answer these questions?
for Yuna:
1) Is Valefor your favorite aeon? Cuz every single time you summon her, you pet her head.
2) Why did it take so long for Valefor to accept you as her summoner?
Sithy:
1) Ya need to stop tormenting T.K. And don't think about coming after with YOUR magic attacks, I'M a whole LOT STRONGER THAN YOU.
T.K.:
1) You need any help for...uh...controlling Sithy? I'll help.
God Bless!"
Yuna: Well, she likes being petted, she told me so...and it took so long because - don't laugh - the fayth was on vacation.
*Audience laughs*
Yuna: I SAID DON'T LAUGH!
Sithy: Aw, nutbunnies.
T.K.: *grins wickedly* All right, come on out, lady t!
*lady t walks out and sits next to Sithy, who EEPs*
lady t: Hey, I forgot that ya had Tidus on the show too...so here's a few more questions.
Tidus:
1) Since you and Yuna like each other, are ya gonna get married?
2) *giggles madly* WHAT IS WITH THAT EXTREMELY SHORT SHIRT OF YOURS? Dang! You sexy!
3) Can I help kill Seymour with you? Please??? I'm a sorceress/summoner! Pretty please?
4) Do you hate the Chocobo Trainer?
Yuna:
1) Don't worry, I don't want to take your man, but he IS sexy...trust me, there is NOTHING to drool over where I come from... :p
2) When Seymour kissed you, how come you didn't slap him? I would've!
Seymour:
1) I don't like you. *waves Nirvana threateningly* How come you can't just die and go away forever?!
2) Something I've always wondered about. If Anima was your mother, and she became your aeon, how come when she became the aeon, she looked so...*searching for word* horrible? I figured she'd look pretty, but be deadly, like Shiva.
AND WHAT IS WITH THAT OVERDRIVE??? JEEZ, THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT, THAT SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA ME!
That's it for now!
God Bless.
Tidus: Erm...*whistles* Maybe...someday...I like the shirt...sure, you can help!
*Seymour eeps*
Tidus: Well, yeah, she's annoying.
Yuna: You didn't see how I made fists? I was ready to haul off and slug him!
Seymour: *erk* Because I don't want to! And because...uh...I dunno...but she does look pretty ugly as Anima. No offense, mom! And the overdrive...I think it's cool. Heheh.
T.K.: Just be thankful Anima didn't appear and go medieval on your arse, Seymour.
Seymour: Oh, I am. *looks around nervously*
Sithy: Hey, we're out of time!
T.K.: So we are. Join us next time on T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!
*Sithy RUNS with lady t on her heels, and everyone else files out. T.K. turns the lights off as she leaves.*
*T.K. walks out, carrying her Cait Sith doll, and flips on the lights. Instantly, cute music starts playing and T.K. strikes a pose while Sithy chirps "Welcome to T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!" with a disgusted look on her face*
T.K.: *sits down* Once again, it's time for the question hour! Today we have Tidus, Yuna, Lulu and Auron guest starring, and Seymour returns! Come on out, you five!
*Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Lulu and Auron run out, whacking each other over the head with their various weapons, then sit down*
Sithy: Oo;;;
T.K.: Erm. Sure. Okay, we have a letter, right Sithy?
Sithy: Yes. But let me read it. *shakes it open* This is from... pureVENOM. And it says... "Oh wow, I like these fics. They're so interactive and fun! I need some cheering up. Latin's been canceled in our school... Grrr...
Ahem! One-- Auron, how DO you feel about being killed...and then 'dying' again?? 'Tis sucky, no??
Two-- Yuna, what did you EVER see in Tidus (hehe, you could SEEE right THROUGH him in the
end), and if you had a kid, would you name him/her 'Tuna'?? (Yours and Tidus's name together.)
Three-- ARGH!! Why don't you stay DEAD, Seymour, and WHY are you so crazily powerful!?!
Four-- Lulu, why don't you put on a freaking shirt?
Five-- Auron, how'd you get that nifty scar over yer eye?? Isn't it neat?!?
Six-- Hiyaz, Anima! How ya been??
Well, that's all for now. Good job on your fic. It's valde cute. Hehe, punch bowl. Continue soon!
Vale!"
Auron: Yes, it sucks. I hate being dead. *sniffles* Dead people never get the hot chicks.
All others: Oo;
Yuna: I'm not exactly sure myself...ack! Just kidding! *dodges a whap from Tidus' sword* I just liked the way he was and stuff...you know...and that seeing right through him, that was creepy...and we would NOT name our kid after a FISH if we had a kid, for Yevon's sake.
Seymour: Because...I don't like being dead...it's...uncomfortable. You only get to wander around the Farplane and stuff...and...my being powerful? Uh...I just am, I guess...heheh...blame Jyscal for not teaching me to despise power, I guess...
Lulu: Because...I like my dress, okay? *glare*
Auron: It was Yunalesca's fault. She struck me down and ruined my good looks... *sob*
All others: Oo;;;
Anima: *appears* Graaaaaaaaar. *vanishes*
Seymour: That's Anima-speak for "very well, thank you."
T.K.: Er, you speak Anima?
Seymour: Well, she is my aeon.
T.K.: Oh. Right. Anyways, thanks for the compliment, pureVENOM! I try. ^^ And vale to you too! (yes, I know what that means.)
Sithy: *rolls her eyes* Where's all the fan mail? I thought I had fan mail!
T.K.: Nope.
Sithy: Well...nutbunnies. GET ME FAN MAIL!
T.K.: Silly, we have letters! *opens one* This is from... lady t. And she says: "okokok...i wanna go on! Can Yuna answer these questions?
for Yuna:
1) Is Valefor your favorite aeon? Cuz every single time you summon her, you pet her head.
2) Why did it take so long for Valefor to accept you as her summoner?
Sithy:
1) Ya need to stop tormenting T.K. And don't think about coming after with YOUR magic attacks, I'M a whole LOT STRONGER THAN YOU.
T.K.:
1) You need any help for...uh...controlling Sithy? I'll help.
God Bless!"
Yuna: Well, she likes being petted, she told me so...and it took so long because - don't laugh - the fayth was on vacation.
*Audience laughs*
Yuna: I SAID DON'T LAUGH!
Sithy: Aw, nutbunnies.
T.K.: *grins wickedly* All right, come on out, lady t!
*lady t walks out and sits next to Sithy, who EEPs*
lady t: Hey, I forgot that ya had Tidus on the show too...so here's a few more questions.
Tidus:
1) Since you and Yuna like each other, are ya gonna get married?
2) *giggles madly* WHAT IS WITH THAT EXTREMELY SHORT SHIRT OF YOURS? Dang! You sexy!
3) Can I help kill Seymour with you? Please??? I'm a sorceress/summoner! Pretty please?
4) Do you hate the Chocobo Trainer?
Yuna:
1) Don't worry, I don't want to take your man, but he IS sexy...trust me, there is NOTHING to drool over where I come from... :p
2) When Seymour kissed you, how come you didn't slap him? I would've!
Seymour:
1) I don't like you. *waves Nirvana threateningly* How come you can't just die and go away forever?!
2) Something I've always wondered about. If Anima was your mother, and she became your aeon, how come when she became the aeon, she looked so...*searching for word* horrible? I figured she'd look pretty, but be deadly, like Shiva.
AND WHAT IS WITH THAT OVERDRIVE??? JEEZ, THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT, THAT SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA ME!
That's it for now!
God Bless.
Tidus: Erm...*whistles* Maybe...someday...I like the shirt...sure, you can help!
*Seymour eeps*
Tidus: Well, yeah, she's annoying.
Yuna: You didn't see how I made fists? I was ready to haul off and slug him!
Seymour: *erk* Because I don't want to! And because...uh...I dunno...but she does look pretty ugly as Anima. No offense, mom! And the overdrive...I think it's cool. Heheh.
T.K.: Just be thankful Anima didn't appear and go medieval on your arse, Seymour.
Seymour: Oh, I am. *looks around nervously*
Sithy: Hey, we're out of time!
T.K.: So we are. Join us next time on T.K. and Sithy's Question Hour!
*Sithy RUNS with lady t on her heels, and everyone else files out. T.K. turns the lights off as she leaves.*