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On the other side of the fourth wall, a trio of bored teenagers sat on the roof of a garage. Picture that old coke ad, without the coke. They had Jolt. More caffeine.
Alexis: wedgie fudge, Mati, I need more Jolt.
(matias grins and hands her a jolt. Well, actually, it's probably jolt mixed with vodka, but since all three of these kids are underage in every country, we'll just skip that.)
Shinichi: *pondering the stars…* have you ever noticed that the stars are REALLY shiny? They remind me of that time we glitter painted Blue's hair. All…. Sparkly… with a dark background.
(Matias and Alexis look at him strangely.)
Matias: holy shit, that actually made sense…
Alexis: woooow.
(they all go into The Stoners Gaze Of Discovery ™)
Alexis: Hey, Mati, New scenario! Duo, Trowa, Wufei, Heero, Gang member Quatre, FIB's and lame Austin powers rip offs!
Matias: ok…
Shinichi: and a good healthy dose of yaoi. Go!
Meanwhile, on the _other_ other side of the fourth wall….
Trowa: *sings happily, while sitting on the john* I ate cake. And I went poopy… HEY! I didn't have corn today!
Heero: *ignores Trowa.* duo, what the hell are you writing?
Duo: A protest letter! * duo brandishes said protest letter before starting to write again.*
(please note quatre's gang-type clothes at this point in time. …. Noting…. Thank you.)
Quatre: wut you writin bout, foo?
Duo: I'm writing to the FIB's, complaining about their damn tolls!
Heero: the FIB's?
Duo: Fucking Illinois bastards. (AN- sorry Illinois ppl! I don't really thing that about you! well, I think that about the FIB who nearly ran me over the other day, but hey!)
Trowa: damn tolls?
Duo: ya'know, the ones between Wisconsin and Illinois!
All but Duo: Ooohhhh!
Heero: *sarcastically* oh, that helps. Where the hell is Wisconsin?
Duo: you know, you have a point there… where the hell is Wisconsin?
Quatre: *having reverted back to his old self.* Wufei might know.
( duo leaps out of his chair and sprints to the bedroom)
Duo: Oh, Wufles!!!!
(duo throws the door open, only to find…. WUFEI DOING NUDE YOGA!!!!!! Whee, just picture it will you? …. Picturing….. now grab some tissues and press them to your now bloody nose.)
…….
( the door slams shut, behind Duo.)
……..
Duo: OH, GOD, WUFEEEEIIIIII!!!!!
And back on the _other_ side of the fourth wall…..
Alexis: *drools*
Shinichi: *nose bleed*
Matias: heeheehee hee…. hahahahaha… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alexis: *clamp- style eyes, the picture of innocence.* Mati, will you show us exactly _how_ Wufei was doing nude yoga?
( Shinichi grabs more tissues)
Matias: Caff… caff… splutter…faint….
Alexis: heheheheheh…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THANK YOU FOR EATING KRAFT FOODS.
All: what the hell does kraft foods have to do with anything?!?!
IT HAS TO DO WITH A LOT OF THINGS, STUPID MORTAL. WUFEI AND DUO USED E Z CHEESE MADE BY US, FOR INSTANCE.
(all stare at Wufei and duo.)
Wufei and Duo: shut up.
HAHA. FEEL THE POWER OF MY OMNIPOTENCE.
FOOL.
On the other side of the fourth wall, a trio of bored teenagers sat on the roof of a garage. Picture that old coke ad, without the coke. They had Jolt. More caffeine.
Alexis: wedgie fudge, Mati, I need more Jolt.
(matias grins and hands her a jolt. Well, actually, it's probably jolt mixed with vodka, but since all three of these kids are underage in every country, we'll just skip that.)
Shinichi: *pondering the stars…* have you ever noticed that the stars are REALLY shiny? They remind me of that time we glitter painted Blue's hair. All…. Sparkly… with a dark background.
(Matias and Alexis look at him strangely.)
Matias: holy shit, that actually made sense…
Alexis: woooow.
(they all go into The Stoners Gaze Of Discovery ™)
Alexis: Hey, Mati, New scenario! Duo, Trowa, Wufei, Heero, Gang member Quatre, FIB's and lame Austin powers rip offs!
Matias: ok…
Shinichi: and a good healthy dose of yaoi. Go!
Meanwhile, on the _other_ other side of the fourth wall….
Trowa: *sings happily, while sitting on the john* I ate cake. And I went poopy… HEY! I didn't have corn today!
Heero: *ignores Trowa.* duo, what the hell are you writing?
Duo: A protest letter! * duo brandishes said protest letter before starting to write again.*
(please note quatre's gang-type clothes at this point in time. …. Noting…. Thank you.)
Quatre: wut you writin bout, foo?
Duo: I'm writing to the FIB's, complaining about their damn tolls!
Heero: the FIB's?
Duo: Fucking Illinois bastards. (AN- sorry Illinois ppl! I don't really thing that about you! well, I think that about the FIB who nearly ran me over the other day, but hey!)
Trowa: damn tolls?
Duo: ya'know, the ones between Wisconsin and Illinois!
All but Duo: Ooohhhh!
Heero: *sarcastically* oh, that helps. Where the hell is Wisconsin?
Duo: you know, you have a point there… where the hell is Wisconsin?
Quatre: *having reverted back to his old self.* Wufei might know.
( duo leaps out of his chair and sprints to the bedroom)
Duo: Oh, Wufles!!!!
(duo throws the door open, only to find…. WUFEI DOING NUDE YOGA!!!!!! Whee, just picture it will you? …. Picturing….. now grab some tissues and press them to your now bloody nose.)
…….
( the door slams shut, behind Duo.)
……..
Duo: OH, GOD, WUFEEEEIIIIII!!!!!
And back on the _other_ side of the fourth wall…..
Alexis: *drools*
Shinichi: *nose bleed*
Matias: heeheehee hee…. hahahahaha… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alexis: *clamp- style eyes, the picture of innocence.* Mati, will you show us exactly _how_ Wufei was doing nude yoga?
( Shinichi grabs more tissues)
Matias: Caff… caff… splutter…faint….
Alexis: heheheheheh…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THANK YOU FOR EATING KRAFT FOODS.
All: what the hell does kraft foods have to do with anything?!?!
IT HAS TO DO WITH A LOT OF THINGS, STUPID MORTAL. WUFEI AND DUO USED E Z CHEESE MADE BY US, FOR INSTANCE.
(all stare at Wufei and duo.)
Wufei and Duo: shut up.
HAHA. FEEL THE POWER OF MY OMNIPOTENCE.
FOOL.