Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu or Ranma's Cousin Iori
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Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2. That is property of Rumiko Takahashi. I do not own The King of Fighters, that is property of SNK. I do however suggest you look up information on these two properties. You won't be disappointed.
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Note: This takes place after the Ranma 1/2 manga and during the King of Fighters '98.
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Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu Chapter 15: Battle Begins
The Fighters are gathered on the deck of the ship. Rugal stands on a small podium in front of a large screen. The camera crew allowed to come on board is the only means of visual contact to the rest of the world. Rugal begins to speak.
Rugal: I am so glad that all of you have accepted my invitation to the King of Fighters 1998 Tournament.
All fighters: LIKE, WE HAD A CHOICE!?
Rugal (Sweat drops): Anyway... As thanks to you all, I am making another change to the tournament. One that will get you all to fight your hardest. Instead of the measly $450,000 cash prize like the past tournaments to the winners, I am offering a TWELVE BILLION DOLLAR CASH PRIZE TO THE WINNERS!!! What do you think of that?
All the fighters' jaws have dropped down to the ground. The reactions vary from skepticism to delusions grandeur.
Kyo: HA! I'll be set for life!
Terry: I don't like this...
Joe: I'M RICH!!!
Andy (Sweat drops): Uh, Joe... You already are rich...
Yamazaki: EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEHHHH!!! The only reason I entered is because Geese is paying me double the prize money to be in this tournament. Now I'll get Twenty-four BILLION! EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!
Geese (Sweat drops): ... Like hell I'll pay him that...
Iori: There's no way Rugal's gonna keep to that...
Soun: THE TENDO DOJO WILL FINALLY BE OUT OF DEBT!!! OH HAPPY DAY!
Ryo: The Sakazaki Kyokugen-ryu Dojo will be out of debt!
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei: We can get good and plastered!
Mai: Now I can afford a GOOD wardrobe!
Ranma: He's kidding... Right?
Leona: I don't know...
Chizuru: What's the scheme Rugal?
Rugal (Waves hands as if to ward off a stampede): NO SCHEME! I want the best fights EVER! And what better motivation is there than MONEY and LOTS OF IT?
Chizuru: ...
Rugal: EXACTLY! Now I want you all to get set up in your rooms on the ship. We got a long day ahead of us with the fights for the title of "The Kings of Fighters". I shall see you in the morning.
Rugal walks off into the captain's cabin. The fighters try to talk amongst themselves. Vice and Mature hand out room keys, and give directions to where the fighters' rooms are on the ship. Iori gets a cold feeling up his spine when Vice looks at him longingly...
Iori: Brr...
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The fighters get up the next day. They see that the ship is ported right next to the Statue of Liberty. Rugal stands on deck. He is still wearing his red dress pants, but now he is also wearing a dark green muscle shirt that clings to his torso like a second skin, black shoes, and black gloves with metal strips on the back that align with his fingers. He is holding a microphone and the camera crew sends live footage out to the rest of the world.
Rugal: Today, our dear viewers, we get the first fight! Boss Team Vs. Mid-Age Team!
The video cameras move to the two teams. The Boss Team is calm and collected, while the Mid-Age Team...
Soun: I DON'T WANNA DIE! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Genma: Get a hold of yourself man!
Takuma: ... WHY DID I JOIN YOU IDIOTS!?
Rugal (Sweat drops): ... Okay... Uh... Um... Minor technical difficulty... Anyway Let's begin! Ready... FIGHT!
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In front of the statue of liberty, Geese first faces off against Takuma.
Geese: You think you can beat me?
Takuma: I know I can. (Jump kicks at Geese) RYU KO RAN BU... !!! OW! MY BACK WENT OUT!!!
Soun: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! He was our ONLY REAL fighter! WE'RE DOOMED!!! What will we do Saotome? (Looks around) Saotome...
Genma-panda (Sign): I'm just a cute little panda.
Krauser: Where did a panda come from?
Soun chases Genma-panda around the statue of liberty about fifty times. Geese gets tired of the stupidity and puts an end to it.
Geese: REPPUKEN!
Geese sets off a blast of wind-elemental ki that rolls on the ground, towards the two idiots.
Soun: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Soun and Genma-panda are now indented into the Statue of Liberty.
Rugal (Thinks): That was pathetic! (Into the microphone) Boss Team WINS!
The Boss Team walks back onto the aircraft carrier Black Noah. The just leave the Mid-Age Team where they are.
Takuma: Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up...
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Rugal: Now the next fight. Korea Team Vs. Lots of Spirit Team! Ready... FIGHT!
Choi goes up against Gosunkugi.
Choi: They expect me to beat you? That's EASY! Here, I'll even let you take the first shot!
Gosunkugi: Thanks. (Lifts up his little mallet and puts a spirit ward on it). Lose. (Whacks Choi on the head and it indeed takes the little convict out). It worked... (Smiles). IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!
Akane & Shingo: Go Gosunkugi!
Kim: That worked... I don't believe it. That worked...
Chang: WHAT CRAP! I'm next! (Charges up to Gosunkugi).
Gosunkugi: Now you shall fall to... (Wind picks up). Eh... (Wind actually lifts him off the ground ands sends him flying in the air). WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .
Gosunkugi smacks right into the Statue of Liberty. All the fighters on the ship just stare in disbelief.
Chang: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Akane: That's not NICE! (Pulls out a mallet) CHANG YOU JERK!!!
Chang (Surprised): What? !
The mallet connects with Chang's head and the behemoth of a fighter goes down hard.
Akane: I did it!
Shingo: GO AKANE-CHAN!
Kim: You fight with true righteousness to your credit Lots of Spirit Team! But... Now you face a TRUE HERO! A FRIEND OF JUSTICE!!!
Akane: Who's that? (Kim face-faults).
Kim (Gets up): ME! Crescent Kick Slice!
Kim does a spinning kick in the air that hits Akane seven times.
Akane (Staggers to her feet): Kim YOU JERK! (Swings at Kim, but misses).
Kim: Flying Slice!
Kim then does an upward kick that hits Akane square in the chin. She falls to the ground unconscious.
Shingo: AKANE! That's it! SHINGO KICK!!!
Shingo flies at Kim with a forward kick, which takes Kim by surprise. Kim gets hit square in the jaw and is beaten.
Shingo (Surprised): I won? (Smiles). I WON!!!
Rugal: Well... There's a first time for everything. Lots of Spirit Team WINS!
On the ship...
Ranma: They won?
Iori: That's unbelievable.
Leona: Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes...
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Rugal: for our next fight... (Smiles evilly). Duck King Vs. Big Bear Billy Vs. Gambling King Vs. Azusa Shiratori Vs. Kodachi Kuno!
The audience at home, the sidelines, and the fighters on the ship, just stare at Rugal
Rugal: WHAT? You think I want to waste my time on all these single entries? I think NOT! So I'll set them up as battle royals!
Ranma: He's just mixing a recipe for disaster by doing this...
Iori and Leona nod their heads in agreement.
Rugal: Ready... FIGHT!
Kodachi (Twirls her ribbon around): OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Azusa (Jumps at Duck King's Mohawk): Oh, Francis, Francis!
Duck King: LET GO OF MY HAIR YOU FREAK!
Gambling King (Holds up a royal flush): You all lose!
Big Bear: BIG BEAR SMASH! (Pounds Gambling King Into the ground).
Gambling King: Ow...
Kodachi: OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
Duck King: SHUT UP WITH THE LAUGH ALREADY!
Kodachi: You peasants are no match for the Great Kodachi Kuno.
Kodachi tosses four bouquets. Upon grabbing them, the fighters get enshrouded by paralysis powder. They fall flat on their backs.
Kodachi: OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!
Chizuru (Angry): That's cheating!
Rugal: I'll allow it... Only if she promises, TO STOP THAT GOD AWFUL LAUGH!!!
Kodachi: Oh. Sorry.
Rugal: Kodachi Kuno WINS!
On the ship...
Kuno: YOU MAKE THE HOUSE OF KUNO PROUD SISTER!
Iori (Stares at Kuno): ...
Ranma: That dolt...
Shingo (Running around): I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I...
Iori: Boo.
Shingo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Faints).
Iori (Smiles): I never get tired of that...
Leona: Iori, you know you're just being cruel to him now.
Iori: Your point being?
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Rugal (To television camera): Well... Wasn't that fun people? Tune in tomorrow when...
Chizuru (Interrupts): Hold it! You forgot to say whom today's sponsors were!
Rugal: You really think they want to be known as the one's that sponsored TODAY'S FIGHTS?
Chizuru (Frowns): You got a point there...
Rugal: Indeed. Well, tune in tomorrow, where we head off to Paris, France. Fatal Fury Team Vs. Ninja Team, Anything Goes Team Vs. New Face Team, and China Team Vs. Women's Team! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Vice & Mature: I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!
Rugal (Surprised): ... What did you say!?
Vice: You are such a hypocrite!
Mature: You tell the Kuno girl to stop laughing and than you go on your own STUPID laugh.
Chizuru: They got a pretty good point there Rugal.
Rugal: OH SHADDAP!!!
Takuma (Off screen): Will someone help me get up please?
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Aboard the ship Rugal sets course for France. They will than have to take a large tour bus to get to the next group of fights' destination. The Eiffel Tower. But as they travel on the ocean, the fighters have time to 'mingle' with one another...
Terry: Hey Ranma, we're up tomorrow!!!
Ranma: I know Ter. How've you been doing?
Terry: Well, good actually. How about...
Before Terry can continue, Mai goes running past them.
Mai: GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF, GET THESE THINGS OFFA MEEEEEEEEE!!!
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei: Don't be that way Mai baby!
Ranma: Mouko Takabisha no Orochi!
The violet ki blast sends all three perverts flying off of Mai. Mai is, surprisingly unharmed.
Happosai (Angry, scorched, screams): RANMA! HOW DARE YOU SPOIL YOUR MASTER'S FUN?
Ranma: Master? Who says you're my master. Mai is a friend, and I don't like how you three perverts are clinging to her like that.
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei (all lunge at Ranma): Ranma, prepare to suffer!
Ranma (Smiles): OROCHI HOKODAN!
A green blast of depression energy enhanced by Orochi power collides into the small perverts. All three of them go flying off.
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... (They disappear into the east horizon).
Iori (Smiles): Looks like Team Pervert's blasting off again...
Leona bops Iori on the head.
Leona: Bad Pokemon reference.
Iori: You're just jealous of my humor is all.
Mai (Glomps onto Ranma): Ranma, you saved me from those awful perverts! Thank you!
Leona, Andy, and Akane: HEY!
Ranma: Look, Mai's just trying to be grateful. Leona, is the only girl I like, Andy, stop being jealous, Mai likes you, not me, and Akane... (Gets really angry). WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? I'm NO LONGER YOUR FIANCEE! You turned me down for Shingo anyway...
Akane: You... You... PERVERT! (Swings at Ranma with her mallet, misses, and gets tripped by Ranma). Ow! What you do that for?
Ranma: What do you THINK? You attacked me. I defended myself.
Akane (Angry, glowing red): You, you...
Leona: I suggest you leave Ranma alone for the time being, unless you want another demonstration of what I did to you the last time...
Akane (Glares): ...
Leona: Whatever. Come on Ranchan; let's take our discussion with our FRIENDS somewhere else.
Ranma, Leona, Iori, Terry, Andy, Mary, and Mai go to the lower decks. Terry turns around.
Terry: Hey Joe! You coming?
Joe: Hold on a second! (To Shampoo). Shampoo... That is such a lovely name you have there.
Shampoo: Go away Muei Thai kick boxer! You too loud and perverted for Shampoo.
Joe: HEY! I may be loud and perverted but... Uh... What was the third thing you said?
Shampoo: Go away! HIYAH!
Shampoo does a kick that sends Joe flying into Terry's arms.
Terry: Ready to go now Joe?
Joe (Dizzy): No way! There may be three of you Terrys at the moment, but I can still kick all your asses. (Faints).
Terry: Oh Joe...
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End Chapter 15
Next Time: Paris. The next fights are about to commence. How well will The Tenth Hakkeshu fare against three of the Four Heavenly Kings? And what will happen when Shampoo is beaten? Find out next time in Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu.
Special Thanks: I would like to take the time to thank those that have helped make this story what it is. Nighthawk/(Tomas): The man that gave me my first place to post my first fanfic. Akito120/(Mike): A good friend and prereader of mine that gave my story a nice second home, and allows me to post some of my ideas and write fanfics other than Ranma 1/2 crossovers. Zell/(Zell): One of my best readers and prereaders, also a heck of a guy that can come up with funny ideas. Rippen Drakuzz: The man that got me interested in writing fanfiction. And finally all of my readers. You have sent me e-mail telling me you like the story. I thank you all.
This is RedPriest17, signing off.
Note: Flames will be read and than used to fuel the Orochi fire.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2. That is property of Rumiko Takahashi. I do not own The King of Fighters, that is property of SNK. I do however suggest you look up information on these two properties. You won't be disappointed.
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Note: This takes place after the Ranma 1/2 manga and during the King of Fighters '98.
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Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu Chapter 15: Battle Begins
The Fighters are gathered on the deck of the ship. Rugal stands on a small podium in front of a large screen. The camera crew allowed to come on board is the only means of visual contact to the rest of the world. Rugal begins to speak.
Rugal: I am so glad that all of you have accepted my invitation to the King of Fighters 1998 Tournament.
All fighters: LIKE, WE HAD A CHOICE!?
Rugal (Sweat drops): Anyway... As thanks to you all, I am making another change to the tournament. One that will get you all to fight your hardest. Instead of the measly $450,000 cash prize like the past tournaments to the winners, I am offering a TWELVE BILLION DOLLAR CASH PRIZE TO THE WINNERS!!! What do you think of that?
All the fighters' jaws have dropped down to the ground. The reactions vary from skepticism to delusions grandeur.
Kyo: HA! I'll be set for life!
Terry: I don't like this...
Joe: I'M RICH!!!
Andy (Sweat drops): Uh, Joe... You already are rich...
Yamazaki: EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEHHHH!!! The only reason I entered is because Geese is paying me double the prize money to be in this tournament. Now I'll get Twenty-four BILLION! EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!
Geese (Sweat drops): ... Like hell I'll pay him that...
Iori: There's no way Rugal's gonna keep to that...
Soun: THE TENDO DOJO WILL FINALLY BE OUT OF DEBT!!! OH HAPPY DAY!
Ryo: The Sakazaki Kyokugen-ryu Dojo will be out of debt!
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei: We can get good and plastered!
Mai: Now I can afford a GOOD wardrobe!
Ranma: He's kidding... Right?
Leona: I don't know...
Chizuru: What's the scheme Rugal?
Rugal (Waves hands as if to ward off a stampede): NO SCHEME! I want the best fights EVER! And what better motivation is there than MONEY and LOTS OF IT?
Chizuru: ...
Rugal: EXACTLY! Now I want you all to get set up in your rooms on the ship. We got a long day ahead of us with the fights for the title of "The Kings of Fighters". I shall see you in the morning.
Rugal walks off into the captain's cabin. The fighters try to talk amongst themselves. Vice and Mature hand out room keys, and give directions to where the fighters' rooms are on the ship. Iori gets a cold feeling up his spine when Vice looks at him longingly...
Iori: Brr...
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The fighters get up the next day. They see that the ship is ported right next to the Statue of Liberty. Rugal stands on deck. He is still wearing his red dress pants, but now he is also wearing a dark green muscle shirt that clings to his torso like a second skin, black shoes, and black gloves with metal strips on the back that align with his fingers. He is holding a microphone and the camera crew sends live footage out to the rest of the world.
Rugal: Today, our dear viewers, we get the first fight! Boss Team Vs. Mid-Age Team!
The video cameras move to the two teams. The Boss Team is calm and collected, while the Mid-Age Team...
Soun: I DON'T WANNA DIE! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Genma: Get a hold of yourself man!
Takuma: ... WHY DID I JOIN YOU IDIOTS!?
Rugal (Sweat drops): ... Okay... Uh... Um... Minor technical difficulty... Anyway Let's begin! Ready... FIGHT!
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In front of the statue of liberty, Geese first faces off against Takuma.
Geese: You think you can beat me?
Takuma: I know I can. (Jump kicks at Geese) RYU KO RAN BU... !!! OW! MY BACK WENT OUT!!!
Soun: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! He was our ONLY REAL fighter! WE'RE DOOMED!!! What will we do Saotome? (Looks around) Saotome...
Genma-panda (Sign): I'm just a cute little panda.
Krauser: Where did a panda come from?
Soun chases Genma-panda around the statue of liberty about fifty times. Geese gets tired of the stupidity and puts an end to it.
Geese: REPPUKEN!
Geese sets off a blast of wind-elemental ki that rolls on the ground, towards the two idiots.
Soun: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Soun and Genma-panda are now indented into the Statue of Liberty.
Rugal (Thinks): That was pathetic! (Into the microphone) Boss Team WINS!
The Boss Team walks back onto the aircraft carrier Black Noah. The just leave the Mid-Age Team where they are.
Takuma: Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up...
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Rugal: Now the next fight. Korea Team Vs. Lots of Spirit Team! Ready... FIGHT!
Choi goes up against Gosunkugi.
Choi: They expect me to beat you? That's EASY! Here, I'll even let you take the first shot!
Gosunkugi: Thanks. (Lifts up his little mallet and puts a spirit ward on it). Lose. (Whacks Choi on the head and it indeed takes the little convict out). It worked... (Smiles). IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!
Akane & Shingo: Go Gosunkugi!
Kim: That worked... I don't believe it. That worked...
Chang: WHAT CRAP! I'm next! (Charges up to Gosunkugi).
Gosunkugi: Now you shall fall to... (Wind picks up). Eh... (Wind actually lifts him off the ground ands sends him flying in the air). WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .
Gosunkugi smacks right into the Statue of Liberty. All the fighters on the ship just stare in disbelief.
Chang: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Akane: That's not NICE! (Pulls out a mallet) CHANG YOU JERK!!!
Chang (Surprised): What? !
The mallet connects with Chang's head and the behemoth of a fighter goes down hard.
Akane: I did it!
Shingo: GO AKANE-CHAN!
Kim: You fight with true righteousness to your credit Lots of Spirit Team! But... Now you face a TRUE HERO! A FRIEND OF JUSTICE!!!
Akane: Who's that? (Kim face-faults).
Kim (Gets up): ME! Crescent Kick Slice!
Kim does a spinning kick in the air that hits Akane seven times.
Akane (Staggers to her feet): Kim YOU JERK! (Swings at Kim, but misses).
Kim: Flying Slice!
Kim then does an upward kick that hits Akane square in the chin. She falls to the ground unconscious.
Shingo: AKANE! That's it! SHINGO KICK!!!
Shingo flies at Kim with a forward kick, which takes Kim by surprise. Kim gets hit square in the jaw and is beaten.
Shingo (Surprised): I won? (Smiles). I WON!!!
Rugal: Well... There's a first time for everything. Lots of Spirit Team WINS!
On the ship...
Ranma: They won?
Iori: That's unbelievable.
Leona: Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes...
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Rugal: for our next fight... (Smiles evilly). Duck King Vs. Big Bear Billy Vs. Gambling King Vs. Azusa Shiratori Vs. Kodachi Kuno!
The audience at home, the sidelines, and the fighters on the ship, just stare at Rugal
Rugal: WHAT? You think I want to waste my time on all these single entries? I think NOT! So I'll set them up as battle royals!
Ranma: He's just mixing a recipe for disaster by doing this...
Iori and Leona nod their heads in agreement.
Rugal: Ready... FIGHT!
Kodachi (Twirls her ribbon around): OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Azusa (Jumps at Duck King's Mohawk): Oh, Francis, Francis!
Duck King: LET GO OF MY HAIR YOU FREAK!
Gambling King (Holds up a royal flush): You all lose!
Big Bear: BIG BEAR SMASH! (Pounds Gambling King Into the ground).
Gambling King: Ow...
Kodachi: OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
Duck King: SHUT UP WITH THE LAUGH ALREADY!
Kodachi: You peasants are no match for the Great Kodachi Kuno.
Kodachi tosses four bouquets. Upon grabbing them, the fighters get enshrouded by paralysis powder. They fall flat on their backs.
Kodachi: OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!
Chizuru (Angry): That's cheating!
Rugal: I'll allow it... Only if she promises, TO STOP THAT GOD AWFUL LAUGH!!!
Kodachi: Oh. Sorry.
Rugal: Kodachi Kuno WINS!
On the ship...
Kuno: YOU MAKE THE HOUSE OF KUNO PROUD SISTER!
Iori (Stares at Kuno): ...
Ranma: That dolt...
Shingo (Running around): I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON, I...
Iori: Boo.
Shingo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Faints).
Iori (Smiles): I never get tired of that...
Leona: Iori, you know you're just being cruel to him now.
Iori: Your point being?
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Rugal (To television camera): Well... Wasn't that fun people? Tune in tomorrow when...
Chizuru (Interrupts): Hold it! You forgot to say whom today's sponsors were!
Rugal: You really think they want to be known as the one's that sponsored TODAY'S FIGHTS?
Chizuru (Frowns): You got a point there...
Rugal: Indeed. Well, tune in tomorrow, where we head off to Paris, France. Fatal Fury Team Vs. Ninja Team, Anything Goes Team Vs. New Face Team, and China Team Vs. Women's Team! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Vice & Mature: I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!
Rugal (Surprised): ... What did you say!?
Vice: You are such a hypocrite!
Mature: You tell the Kuno girl to stop laughing and than you go on your own STUPID laugh.
Chizuru: They got a pretty good point there Rugal.
Rugal: OH SHADDAP!!!
Takuma (Off screen): Will someone help me get up please?
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Aboard the ship Rugal sets course for France. They will than have to take a large tour bus to get to the next group of fights' destination. The Eiffel Tower. But as they travel on the ocean, the fighters have time to 'mingle' with one another...
Terry: Hey Ranma, we're up tomorrow!!!
Ranma: I know Ter. How've you been doing?
Terry: Well, good actually. How about...
Before Terry can continue, Mai goes running past them.
Mai: GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF, GET THESE THINGS OFFA MEEEEEEEEE!!!
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei: Don't be that way Mai baby!
Ranma: Mouko Takabisha no Orochi!
The violet ki blast sends all three perverts flying off of Mai. Mai is, surprisingly unharmed.
Happosai (Angry, scorched, screams): RANMA! HOW DARE YOU SPOIL YOUR MASTER'S FUN?
Ranma: Master? Who says you're my master. Mai is a friend, and I don't like how you three perverts are clinging to her like that.
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei (all lunge at Ranma): Ranma, prepare to suffer!
Ranma (Smiles): OROCHI HOKODAN!
A green blast of depression energy enhanced by Orochi power collides into the small perverts. All three of them go flying off.
Happosai, Chin, & Jubei: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... (They disappear into the east horizon).
Iori (Smiles): Looks like Team Pervert's blasting off again...
Leona bops Iori on the head.
Leona: Bad Pokemon reference.
Iori: You're just jealous of my humor is all.
Mai (Glomps onto Ranma): Ranma, you saved me from those awful perverts! Thank you!
Leona, Andy, and Akane: HEY!
Ranma: Look, Mai's just trying to be grateful. Leona, is the only girl I like, Andy, stop being jealous, Mai likes you, not me, and Akane... (Gets really angry). WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? I'm NO LONGER YOUR FIANCEE! You turned me down for Shingo anyway...
Akane: You... You... PERVERT! (Swings at Ranma with her mallet, misses, and gets tripped by Ranma). Ow! What you do that for?
Ranma: What do you THINK? You attacked me. I defended myself.
Akane (Angry, glowing red): You, you...
Leona: I suggest you leave Ranma alone for the time being, unless you want another demonstration of what I did to you the last time...
Akane (Glares): ...
Leona: Whatever. Come on Ranchan; let's take our discussion with our FRIENDS somewhere else.
Ranma, Leona, Iori, Terry, Andy, Mary, and Mai go to the lower decks. Terry turns around.
Terry: Hey Joe! You coming?
Joe: Hold on a second! (To Shampoo). Shampoo... That is such a lovely name you have there.
Shampoo: Go away Muei Thai kick boxer! You too loud and perverted for Shampoo.
Joe: HEY! I may be loud and perverted but... Uh... What was the third thing you said?
Shampoo: Go away! HIYAH!
Shampoo does a kick that sends Joe flying into Terry's arms.
Terry: Ready to go now Joe?
Joe (Dizzy): No way! There may be three of you Terrys at the moment, but I can still kick all your asses. (Faints).
Terry: Oh Joe...
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End Chapter 15
Next Time: Paris. The next fights are about to commence. How well will The Tenth Hakkeshu fare against three of the Four Heavenly Kings? And what will happen when Shampoo is beaten? Find out next time in Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu.
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